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Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by oOoanimaloOo, Mar 20, 2004.

  1. oOoanimaloOo

    oOoanimaloOo New Member

    What is your favorite line from a Muppet movie? Oh and why its your favorite :confused:
  2. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

    That's a hard question! I have a lot of favorites! My favorite quote for today is "A bear in his natural habitat- a Studebaker."
  3. oOoanimaloOo

    oOoanimaloOo New Member

    nice nice, oh by the way my little brother hes 3 loves sweetums and when he watches that movie he always says has sweetums found them yet and then when he pops out of the screen he says he found them
  4. Whatever

    Whatever Active Member

    Aww, that's cute!
  5. Beebers

    Beebers New Member

    "Baby steps, baby steps . . ."

    Bobo the Bear, MFS

    :cool:
  6. Fozzie

    Fozzie New Member

    I like that one to.
  7. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member

    "The goat?"
    "THE REMOTE"

    that one is good.....

    "She'll be back"

    like that one, too....but my favorite probably is

    "Whisper Sweet Nothings into my ear"
    "Motorcycle Cop"
    "Motorcycle Cop is a sweet nothing"
    "No, there's one chasing us"

    heheheheheheheeeeeeee
  8. HeraLirambar

    HeraLirambar New Member

    I can't choose just one.

    "Jalapeno, jalapeno..."

    "I don't know how to thank you guys."
    "I don't know why to thank you guys."

    The obligatory
    "I will spank you like a bad, bad donkey, okay?"

    Pretty much anything Gonzo says.

    And every line in "Cabin Fever."

    'Cause they're all so funny.
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ...bad, bad donkey, ok...


    ...I'd like to try this without the baloon...

    ...Hey, Kermit, I got a great picture of this chicken....

    ...Motorcycle cop...
  10. WiGgY

    WiGgY New Member

    "Whisper Sweet Nothings into my ear"
    "Motorcycle Cop"
    "Motorcycle Cop is a sweet nothing"
    "No, there's one chasing us"

    The last line should be:

    "No, motorcycle cop is chasing us."

    Mush funnier that way.

    "I will spank you like a bad, bad donkey, okay?"

    I think it's smack, not spank. I could be wrong.

    I love Bobo saying "Jalapenos, jalapenos..." as well. I do a good impression of just those words.
  11. Party_Animal

    Party_Animal New Member

    "What was that song that just happened?"
    "What are you talking about?!?"
    "Cabin fever,ah"

    "I'd like to get my hands on who ever wrote this script." :sing:

    "And don't you dare tell me that you don't know."
    "Uh.. I know not."

    "Well hoity toy Mr. godlike smarty pants."
    Oh course, "Jalapenos, Jalapenos"

    Pretty much any Gonzo, Animal or Rizzo quote.
    Or anything from MTI. :)
  12. oOoanimaloOo

    oOoanimaloOo New Member

    I forgot to tell you what my favorite quote is
    .....were going to catch those theives read handed, what color were there hands before.
    -Scarlett
  13. SarahFraggle

    SarahFraggle New Member

    you guys took most of the good ones...
    :) If frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the schwinn(sp) :)
  14. Beebers

    Beebers New Member

    "Smart as paint . . . smart as paint" MTI

    :cool:
  15. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    Kermit:It's just a myth.
    Fozzie:A what?
    Kermit: A myth. Myth, myth, myth!
    Woman:Yes?
  16. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member

    sorry...I'll try not to ruin any future quotes ;)
  17. Klonoa

    Klonoa New Member

    So many great quotes...

    Gonzo and Rizzo's banter in Muppet Christmas Carol won me over every time.

    Rizzo: Macintosh apples, get them while they last!
    Gonzo: While they last?
    Rizzo: Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity.

    Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
    Rizzo: And I am here for the food.

    And the whole 'heat wave' bit with the rats and Scrooge. Can't remember exactly how it went.

    Anything Joe the Armadillo says in his documentary of the Kermit Swamp Years movie is funny, too. That was the best part of that movie.

    --Klonoa
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ...What colour are their hands now?...

    ...I'm sorry, I can only take you as far as the lo-by...

    ...Look buddy, it's my life, ok....

    ...even if it is artistic...
  19. WiGgY

    WiGgY New Member

    Rizzo: Macintosh apples, get them while they last!
    Gonzo: While they last?
    Rizzo: Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity.

    Sorry, but correcting lines like this is something I have to do.

    Gonzo's line is "They won't last long the way you're eating them."

    I'm noticing a lot of favs come from MCC, MTI, or MFS. OFf since people tend to preffer the first 3 movies.
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    ...somebody's checkin' in...

    ...and the whole joint's gone to ****...

    ...my uncle owns this theatre...

    ...I'm the...snowman narrator...


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