Figs (Cheesy Fanfic)

[mo]

ok on this thread i'm going to try really hard for it not to fail! proceeding!

chapter one

Nothing was fine.nothing was ok.Not only was the muppet theater bare and empty not a single noise was made.
not even the mice made noises under the floor boards.
silence was draped over the room like a luminius fog cloud.
a fog cloud of hatred,betrayel,and un-forgiving love...
suddenly kermit opened the door to reveal his green self.
He knew what he'd done but only time could tell if he was sorry... only time...

3 weeks earlier...

kermit walked into miss piggy's room.the smell of her perfume and scented tissues filled his unseen nostrils.
"k-kermie..."said miss piggy weakly
"yes..."
"I don't want to do this anymore if it's only going to keep on making me sick!"she said and then had a loud fit of coughing
"it's only 2 more weeks and then think of all the things we can do:we could go to anywhere you want!"
"moi has already been everywhere moi does't know about vous!"
"huh?,I don't know what your saying!"
"it's french frog! get used to it I speak french like a second language! Because it is!"she said and coughed lighter
"well i guess you can then I need to sort out the other muppets I think gonzo is trying to mutilate fozzie again and it's not pretty!it's pretty gross even for him!"
"bye vous." said miss piggy in a calmer voice as her eyelids got heavy with somesort of cement wait...hubba wha?!?


miss piggy woke up in a crowded hospital room the lights were shone down at her eyes.blinding her.
"hey,hey quit it i'm awake i'm awake!"
"wait,"said gonzo making his way towards her."piggy will you marry me!"
"bur-bawk!?!"said camilla as she started beating gonzo with t-bone steak
"quit it camilla! I was only joking! she looks so pretty when she unconsius!"
"what the heck happened! why is the weirdo here! and why is fozzie texting!"
"you were unconcius! gonzo wanted to come and fozzie is begging his bear girlfreind to take him back!"said may the young muppet inturn who was a purple anything with a dark green nose and wavy auburn hair.
"next time i'm dating a human!" said fozzie
"where's kermie!" she screamed "where is he!"
"I'm over here and the doctor says you may be here a while..."

 

[Misskermie]

Wow.... I am so interested right now. So interested that I'm curious as to what Kermit did to her... And gross even for him...? I'm... scared. LOL

Next time, he's dating a human...?
I COMING FOZZIE! LOL!
More please!

 

[mo]

I'm stuck on writer's block that's why i can't finish the next one yet! hahaha but at some point in this story camilla is going to have creepy half gonzo half chicks kids!

 

[Misskermie]

I wish you could she how wide my mouth is right now

 

[mo]

Is it wider than scooter's mouth on my avatar?

 

[Misskermie]

Even wider than that.

 

[mo]

my gosh...

 

[miss muppet]

Cool !

 

[mo]

I know! right!

 

[mo]

chapter 2

as piggy was still on the bed all the other muppets began to gather round her like swarming locusts!
she dramatically put the back of her hand on her forehead and decided to ask more of her illness!
"kermie! what has become of your lover?!"
"you were walking down the street.then you hit a stop sign."said kermit flatly
"oh kermie why has the universe done this! driven me in to...uh...In to..."
"a stop sign."
"yes, the holy terror that is a stop sign!"
"actually piggy they save millions of lifes every day."
"they almost became between our love!"
"piggy.how many times do i have to tell you we are not dating!"
"you can say that to the public! but my heart still beats for your love's refrain!"
"that's it I'm leaving! apparently you can't go to a hospital and not see a loving couple! bye!" said fozzie as he slammed the hospital door.
"piggy! I think it's about time we left!"
"fine! tell moi I said hi!"shouted piggy before she fell into immediant sleep.

"well I hope you are all going to bed I'm considering cosmetic suregery!"said kermit as he brushed up some lint on the floor on to his hand and checked to see the boomerang fish were locked up.
but he somehow felt he'd made a bigger mess with lint.
"Just great! why is there lent everywhere!" he said trying to foreget about piggy.
"sorry camilla is playing with it because she's nervous! she just laid her eggs!"said gonzo excitedly
all the muppets entered the chicken's dressing room to see camilla on a nest giving gonzo an evil look.
"why are you still angry at camilla I was just joking about marrying piggy it's justa joke!"
"bur-bawk bawk cluck-a bock!"
"OK everyone apparently the chicks are mine too!"
"but gonzo your not ready for parenthood!"said fozzie
"shuttup ya bear!"said gonzo
"ok!"said fozzie covering his mouth with his hand