1. Welcome to the Muppet Central Forum!
    You are viewing our forum as a guest. Join our free community to post topics and start private conversations. Please contact us if you need help with registration or your account login.

  2. "Muppet Guys Talking" Debuts On-line
    Watch the inspiring documentary "Muppet Guys Talking", read fan reactions and let us know your thoughts on the Muppet release of the year.

    Dismiss Notice
  3. Sesame Street Season 48
    Sesame Street's 48th season officially began Saturday November 18 on HBO. After you see the new episodes, post here and let us know your thoughts.

    Dismiss Notice

Figs (Cheesy Fanfic)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by mo, Apr 1, 2012.

  1. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    ok on this thread i'm going to try really hard for it not to fail! proceeding!

    chapter one

    Nothing was fine.nothing was ok.Not only was the muppet theater bare and empty not a single noise was made.
    not even the mice made noises under the floor boards.
    silence was draped over the room like a luminius fog cloud.
    a fog cloud of hatred,betrayel,and un-forgiving love...
    suddenly kermit opened the door to reveal his green self.
    He knew what he'd done but only time could tell if he was sorry... only time...

    3 weeks earlier...

    kermit walked into miss piggy's room.the smell of her perfume and scented tissues filled his unseen nostrils.
    "k-kermie..."said miss piggy weakly
    "I don't want to do this anymore if it's only going to keep on making me sick!"she said and then had a loud fit of coughing
    "it's only 2 more weeks and then think of all the things we can do:we could go to anywhere you want!"
    "moi has already been everywhere moi does't know about vous!"
    "huh?,I don't know what your saying!"
    "it's french frog! get used to it I speak french like a second language! Because it is!"she said and coughed lighter

    "well i guess you can then I need to sort out the other muppets I think gonzo is trying to mutilate fozzie again and it's not pretty!it's pretty gross even for him!"
    "bye vous." said miss piggy in a calmer voice as her eyelids got heavy with somesort of cement wait...hubba wha?!?

    miss piggy woke up in a crowded hospital room the lights were shone down at her eyes.blinding her.
    "hey,hey quit it i'm awake i'm awake!"
    "wait,"said gonzo making his way towards her."piggy will you marry me!"

    "bur-bawk!?!"said camilla as she started beating gonzo with t-bone steak
    "quit it camilla! I was only joking! she looks so pretty when she unconsius!"
    "what the heck happened! why is the weirdo here! and why is fozzie texting!"
    "you were unconcius! gonzo wanted to come and fozzie is begging his bear girlfreind to take him back!"said may the young muppet inturn who was a purple anything with a dark green nose and wavy auburn hair.
    "next time i'm dating a human!" said fozzie
    "where's kermie!" she screamed "where is he!"
    "I'm over here and the doctor says you may be here a while..."
    Muppet fan 123 likes this.
  2. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Wow.... I am so interested right now. So interested that I'm curious as to what Kermit did to her... And gross even for him...? I'm... scared. LOL

    Next time, he's dating a human...?
    More please!
  3. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    I'm stuck on writer's block that's why i can't finish the next one yet! hahaha but at some point in this story camilla is going to have creepy half gonzo half chicks kids!
  4. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I wish you could she how wide my mouth is right now
  5. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    Is it wider than scooter's mouth on my avatar?
  6. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Even wider than that.
    mo likes this.
  7. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    my gosh...
    miss kermie likes this.
  8. miss muppet

    miss muppet Well-Known Member

    Cool !
    mo likes this.
  9. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    I know! right!
  10. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    chapter 2

    as piggy was still on the bed all the other muppets began to gather round her like swarming locusts!
    she dramatically put the back of her hand on her forehead and decided to ask more of her illness!
    "kermie! what has become of your lover?!"
    "you were walking down the street.then you hit a stop sign."said kermit flatly
    "oh kermie why has the universe done this! driven me in to...uh...In to..."
    "a stop sign."
    "yes, the holy terror that is a stop sign!"
    "actually piggy they save millions of lifes every day."
    "they almost became between our love!"
    "piggy.how many times do i have to tell you we are not dating!"
    "you can say that to the public! but my heart still beats for your love's refrain!"
    "that's it I'm leaving! apparently you can't go to a hospital and not see a loving couple! bye!" said fozzie as he slammed the hospital door.
    "piggy! I think it's about time we left!"
    "fine! tell moi I said hi!"shouted piggy before she fell into immediant sleep.

    "well I hope you are all going to bed I'm considering cosmetic suregery!"said kermit as he brushed up some lint on the floor on to his hand and checked to see the boomerang fish were locked up.
    but he somehow felt he'd made a bigger mess with lint.
    "Just great! why is there lent everywhere!" he said trying to foreget about piggy.
    "sorry camilla is playing with it because she's nervous! she just laid her eggs!"said gonzo excitedly
    all the muppets entered the chicken's dressing room to see camilla on a nest giving gonzo an evil look.
    "why are you still angry at camilla I was just joking about marrying piggy it's justa joke!"
    "bur-bawk bawk cluck-a bock!"
    "OK everyone apparently the chicks are mine too!"
    "but gonzo your not ready for parenthood!"said fozzie
    "shuttup ya bear!"said gonzo
    "ok!"said fozzie covering his mouth with his hand
  11. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Wow. Thank was crazy.

    And I love it when Piggy's over dramatic!
    (She was hamming it up! LOL)

    And The end!


    Moar PLZ!
    mo likes this.
  12. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    chapter 3
    "ok alinda! you need to walk across the street, take down the stop sign, walk back give it to so I can make a small cooking pot to feed mine and kermies children!"ordered miss piggy to the inturn
    "what?...ok so you want me too walk across the road avoid getting hit by cars come back so you and kermit can have a love pot?" answered alisha
    "yes amelia!"
    "my name is alisha!"
    "and my name is princess peach and I live in a magical world and I'm married to a plumber have a sister called daisy and every few years appear in a sporting video game, with sonic the hedgehog!"
    "never mind ariel! just go across the street!"
    IT took her about too step before she got hit by a speeding toyota.
    "this is what happens when your not careful ariana!" shouted piggy as alisha laid lifelessly on the ground.
    "alexis are you ok?!"

    "piggy I left you alone for five minutes and you already killed somebody?"said kermit axniously.
    "well it's not my fault annabelle was so clumsy!" answered piggy looking at fozzie who was still crying abot his girlfriend.
    "suck it up! she could have done alot better in the first place!"
    "this is why I don't that much time with you!" he said as he ran up to his room.
    "piggy you still are responsible for a death!"
    "well annie is probably happy up there!"
    "she was an atheist!"
    "she did'nt believe in a god!"
    "well that's stupid! anastasia seemed like a nice kid!"
    "what are you a antoginist too?!"
    "good I want to get married in a church!"

    note- sorry...about the weirdness....I am a cristian and I do believe in heaven.
  13. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    *Stares at screen* An update? Reallyz!?


    It's rainin' pens, halljeluyer, it's rainin' pens!
    Now that's an awesome song.
    Ha, I'm a genius.


    Anyways, I must say, I love these two things the most.

    She used like, five names in the same setting, lol.

    *Gasp* She couldn't have, but he could've.

    He could run to my room too...
    OMGONZO, was that out loud?!


    Keeping it there.


    DO more sister of mine.
    I emphasized DO because you tend to read instead of LISTENIN'!!!

    So, Fozzie's/my sis, I bid you adeu.
    mo likes this.
  14. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    chapter 4
    "now avery was a very good person!" said miss piggy at alisha's memeorial
    "that not her name avery!" shouted kermit
    "fine anya was a good guy OK?"
    end of chapter 4 because camilla's water broke and it will be continued in chapter 5
  15. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    chapter 5
    oh wait freak attack cammilla's fine.
  16. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    LOL I can't even remember her name anymore.


    :o: Jaz leave her alone.

    Quiet you.

    But seriously, DESPITE LENGTH, I liked it. And you put the important part as a BTW LOL.
  17. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    I made it short just to irritate you and that is what I call consideration!
    miss kermie likes this.
  18. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    In that case:

    :boo::sleep:: Woo hoo!
    mo likes this.
  19. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Wow! This is so cool! I love this story. Whoopeeeeeee! Yes! Awwww! I feel awful for those children, but that pig creature is acting like she doesn't know her kid. (Groans)! Mo, you are a great writer. This story was so funny. Hahahahaha!
    mo likes this.
  20. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Mo! Y U NO UPDATE?

Share This Page

Sign Up for Email and Save 15% + Free Shipping @ ShopPBS.org!