ok on this thread i'm going to try really hard for it not to fail! proceeding! chapter one Nothing was fine.nothing was ok.Not only was the muppet theater bare and empty not a single noise was made. not even the mice made noises under the floor boards. silence was draped over the room like a luminius fog cloud. a fog cloud of hatred,betrayel,and un-forgiving love... suddenly kermit opened the door to reveal his green self. He knew what he'd done but only time could tell if he was sorry... only time... 3 weeks earlier... kermit walked into miss piggy's room.the smell of her perfume and scented tissues filled his unseen nostrils. "k-kermie..."said miss piggy weakly "yes..." "I don't want to do this anymore if it's only going to keep on making me sick!"she said and then had a loud fit of coughing "it's only 2 more weeks and then think of all the things we can do:we could go to anywhere you want!" "moi has already been everywhere moi does't know about vous!" "huh?,I don't know what your saying!" "it's french frog! get used to it I speak french like a second language! Because it is!"she said and coughed lighter "well i guess you can then I need to sort out the other muppets I think gonzo is trying to mutilate fozzie again and it's not pretty!it's pretty gross even for him!" "bye vous." said miss piggy in a calmer voice as her eyelids got heavy with somesort of cement wait...hubba wha?!? miss piggy woke up in a crowded hospital room the lights were shone down at her eyes.blinding her. "hey,hey quit it i'm awake i'm awake!" "wait,"said gonzo making his way towards her."piggy will you marry me!" "bur-bawk!?!"said camilla as she started beating gonzo with t-bone steak "quit it camilla! I was only joking! she looks so pretty when she unconsius!" "what the heck happened! why is the weirdo here! and why is fozzie texting!" "you were unconcius! gonzo wanted to come and fozzie is begging his bear girlfreind to take him back!"said may the young muppet inturn who was a purple anything with a dark green nose and wavy auburn hair. "next time i'm dating a human!" said fozzie "where's kermie!" she screamed "where is he!" "I'm over here and the doctor says you may be here a while..."