So, this is inspired by that Fraggle Rock episode, "We Love You Wembley." But it's told with a Muppet Show twist! Enjoy! Fozzie, Fozzie, #9 Chapter One- Love perfume #9 It was any ordinary day at the Muppet theatre. Well, except for the fact that Jaz has been piled with work since Scooter was sent on vacation. She's been running back and forth, up and down, side to side, trying to deliver props, costumes, and scripts. (Oh my!) She hardly had any time for Fozzie by the end of the day. "Kermit, I got all the scripts delivered, where's the set designs?" Jaz asked. "Um, hold on, I think they're on my desk. But gimmie a second, I have to give Piggy her paycheck." Kermit said. Jaz took an envolpe off Kermit's desk. "I'll give it to her." "Uh, that's not her paycheck, that her court summons." "What'd she do now?" "You don't wanna know..." Jaz exchanged envelopes, and went upstairs to deliver the paycheck. After delivering it, she ran into Fozzie on the way downstairs. "Oh, um, Hi Jaz! Um, you wanna have dinner tonight?" Fozzie asked. "Nah, I have to see if Kermit has anymore work for me." With that, Jaz ran downstairs. Fozzie sighed. Would Jaz ever pay attention to him again? Later, when it was time for everyone to go to bed, Jaz went into Fozzie's room.(Although, it's unconfirmed if it was out of sleepiness, or on purpose.) Fozzie looked up from the joke book he was reading and smiled. "Hi Jaz!" Jaz waved pitifully and collapsed on the bed next to Fozzie. Fozzie pulled her closer as Jaz's eyelids began to get weaker. Fozzie frowned, because he didn't even get to talk to her before she went to sleep. It was only 8:30. Perhaps if Jaz didn't overwork herself so much, she'd actually have time to just share one measly kiss with Fozzie. It made Fozzie blush just thinking about it. But Jaz was too generous in her work. How could he get her to relax? ... At that moment, Fozzie got and idea... The next day, Fozzie went down to Muppet Labs. "Um, Bunsen can you do me a favor?" Fozzie asked. Bunsen sat up straight and smiled. "Of course! How can Muppet Labs be of assistance?" Fozzie began to wring out his hat. "Well, as you know, Jaz has been replacing Scooter while he's on vacation..." "Yes?" "And she's been a little too busy lately." "Mm-Hm?" "Well, is there a way that you can make Jaz... Pay a little more attention to me?" Fozzie blushed. "Oh! What an opprotunity to test The latest invention from Muppet Labs! Love potion #9!" "You've made nine love potions?" "No, it contains nine chemicals!" Bunsen walked to the back of the lab, and fetched the love potion. "Dr. Honeydew, why did you seal the love potion?" Fozzie asked. "Because whoever smells it, will fall in love with you. If you come back later, we'll have the love potion set so anyone who smells it, will fall in love with you, and nobody else." "How long will that take?" "Well, we also have to make Miss Piggy's perfume, so it will take a little while." Bunsen explained. "Ok. Thanks Bunsen. See you later." Fozzie left Muppet Labs, as Beaker entered the room. "Beaker, do me a favor, and put Fozzie's genetics in the bottle." Bunsen smiled. "Mee Mee Mo Meep!" Later, at the begining of the show, Jaz was at Kermit's desk rearranging it, while Fozzie was picking up love potion #9. As Fozzie made his way back upstairs and then he went straight to Jaz. "Hey Jaz." He smiled innocently. "Hi." Scrambled Jaz, as she made a mess of things on Kermit's desk. "Um, check out this new air freshener I got!" Fozzie uncorked the bottle, hoping the scent would reach Jaz soon. Jaz sniffed the air. Nothing. "Hm, that's a nice smell." Jaz smiled. "Um... Yeah... I thought you'd like it." Fozzie said, a little dissapointed and confused. Out of nowhere, Kermit ran into the scene. "C'mon Jaz, we need to do our act together." Kermit ran onstage,as Jaz followed. Fozzie was still confused. As he was about to head back down to the lab, Miss Piggy came out of her dressing room, acting a bit strange. "Why, hello Fozzie!" Piggy smiled. "Oh, hi Miss Piggy." Fozzie responded casually. Piggy walked downstairs, and right up to Fozzie. It made Fozzie feel a bit uneasy. "Um, yes Miss Piggy?" "Oh, it's nothing Mon Capitaine..." "M-Mon Capitaine?" "Mm-Hmmm..." Miss Piggy stroked his chest as Fozzie's eyes got wider and wider per stroke. "Um, excuse me for a second please." Fozzie backed up a few steps, watching as Piggy eyed him flirtatiously. All of a sudden, Fozzie ran downstairs shouting, "Bunseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!"