Are there any places online that have free puppet scripts that aren't Christian themed? My friend's Son Met some Guy that has a company And needs him for this Funny Puppet show In Clifton Park in Baltimore MD See the show if You want to... It needs to Be FUNNY! Like puppets going crazy, Falling down stairs, Trip on a Bannana peel stuff like that. It's tommorow. He has 6 Puppets. 1 big Monster named Pip, 1 small Monster named Pippy Jr., 1 Medium monster named Harvey, 1 Sheep dog named Biscuit ,1 Texas boy named Elmer, and 1 Brooklyn type boy named Ralph It has a Half kid Half Teen audience. I'm thinking about some hidden Dirty jokes. Like. when Alex says "How do I get out of Here?" Pip says " You can't leave. The only Way to leave is A dingie. " Pippy Jr. Giggles. "What I have a leaking Dingie?" I tried getting Jokes from Ventriloquests and Muppets Tonight but They're not funny enough. PLEASE HELP OR WRITE ONE FOR ME! Anwsers like "Write them Yourself Lazy" Are'nt Helping It's tommorow. PLEASE QUICK ANWSERS ONLY!