"Real life?" What on earth is that? Oh, wait! I know! I had one, briefly! Yes! Part of the reason I vanished is that for about one week I worked full-time, filling in for somebody on vacation. That was nice. The paycheck was nice, too. Very nice. But the person I was filling in for is back now, and I'm sitting here trying to remember what it was I used to do. I think it involved lots of mindless computer games... I don't know if I'm really back now, or just poking my head in. Probably just poking my head in, as I intend to be insanely productive with things like job-searching in the coming week or two. Also, my brain has been very distinctly NOT on fanfic lately... so, yeah, that kinda makes it hard to post updates. In other news... Beau, have I mentioned lately that you really need to get a sturdier chair? You fall off of that thing way too often. I mean, I sit on an exercise ball, and you still fall off your seat more often than I fall off mine. Maybe you should work on some balance, hmm?