Happy 30th of December to you

[Beauregard]

... You get your whole own dang thread, man!

Barry L? That would have worked...why didn't I think of that?

*hums* Barry-el, Barry-el, the angels did say...*can I hum words???*

 

[theprawncracker]

No you CANNOT hum words young man! Not until you've studied your history! Or you'll go to bed without supper!!

Hmm, speaking of which, I'm hungry. Think I'll make some muffins.

 

[TogetherAgain]

Whoa, hold up, hold the phone, hold your horses, hold on, hold the ice... erm, knix the last one. Just... Yeah.

Prawnie, dear, how is it that my fiance has a son without my knowing? Is your son my son, too? I think I'd remember that... Then again, on MC, you never know.

 

[theprawncracker]

...Um... Lisa, honey, hi. How was work? Um... You see about the Beau thing... I can explain, honestly. It was dark, I was young, and there were muffins Lisa! Thousands and thousands of muffins! OH! And a devious cue card carrying penguin!

*Zany runs in carrying cue card*

Zany: Well I'd never! *slaps me with cue card*

SEE?!

 

[Beauregard]

*yells downstairs over sound of bareing radio*

I have a mother younger than me too? Well that's going to need another five years of theropy...

Bea{When did I become an adolesant in this story?}regard

 

[Super Scooter]

.... okay....

 

[theprawncracker]

I am NOT paying for therapy! Look at your mother and I! We never had therapy and we turned out perfectly insane.

 

[Beauregard]

.... okay....

Is it? I'm beginning to think it's not okay...

 

[TogetherAgain]

...<stares at Zany, etc.>... OH! Oh, I seem to remember that now. Yes. Boy, that was a loooong day... Remember the part when I bailed you out of jail? I'll never understand why I did it. And Beau, listen to your father. You know how expensive therapy can be.

 

[Beauregard]

I only know that because you thought an easy alternative would be to put me in a straight-jacket and padd my walls. Thank god I can type with my nose.