Happy 30th of December to you

[Beauregard]

*innocent voice* But, mum, daddy doesn't read the newspaper. He has "ABC's with Sesame Street Bee's" hidden inside the newspaper cover.

How much will you pay me not to tell him about the ribs?

Beau{Heck, surely you can COOK some ribs for the man, after all, man GAVE his rib for women in the first place, it's the least they can do}regard

 

[TogetherAgain]

<raises eyebrows> Oh, he DOES, hm? "ABC's with Sesame Street Bee's," you say? Now that's very interesting. <Giggles> I'll never know why I bailed him out of jail...

How much will I pay you? How about I tell you what I'll do if you DO tell him about the ribs? <folds arms>

 

[Beauregard]

*yells in whiney voice* Oh, Daaaaaaaad, mum has a confession about dinner to make!

 

[TogetherAgain]

<clamps hand on Beau's mouth> Now listen Kid, you leak one little word to him and you'll be grounded for all of 2007. Understand?

 

[Beauregard]

Are we there yet?

 

[TogetherAgain]

Is who where yet?

 

[Beauregard]

Are we in 2007 yet? I have another...half an hour, so why not just ground me for all of 2006 and get it overwith?

 

[TogetherAgain]

<rolls eyes> The point of grounding you for- Oh, nevermind. You're grounded for all of 2007, IF you say anything to your father about the prime rib. Got it?

 

[Beauregard]

I think so...so, if I mention to dad that *yells* MUM WASN'T PLANNING ON COOKING THE PRIME RIB SHE JUST HAD THE PAN TO HIT ME WITH you'll ground me? *innocent*

 

[TogetherAgain]

<raises eyebrow> That, no, because your father gave me permission to hit you. Remember?