Harvey Kneeslapper wants Don Music's autograph

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(Harvey Kneeslapper walks up to Don Music)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (trying hard not to laugh) Hey, are you the great songwriter Don Music?
Don Music: Yes, I am.
Harvey Kneeslapper: The same one who likes to bang his head on the piano?
Don Music: Oh, I don't like to bang my head. I only do it when I get writers block.
Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, can I have your autograph? (tries not to laugh)
Don Music: Okay.
Harvey Kneeslapper: (hands Don a picture of Don Music and a red pen) Here's a picture of you, and a red pen! (struggles not to laugh)
(cut to close-up of Don Music)
Don Music: Okay, I'll sign it! (signs his name on the picture) Okay, here's your autograph.... (the camera scrolls back, revealing that Harvey is gone) Where'd he go? (turns head both ways) Where are you? (Suddenly, Don Music explodes. Harvey Kneeslapper coems back)
Harvey Kneeslapper: (laughing hard) That pen was an exploding pen! (laughs harder as the ending music plays and Don Music faints)
 
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