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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    :hungry: gets the hurricane lamp out How hard du yu think der hurricane will hit us?
    To be honest Chef , think we'll just be hit with some rain and that's it. The newscasters scare the poop out of us for nothing. A few years ago with Hurricane Earl they kept saying "Look Out!! Look Out!!" And all we got was just some bad rain .
    Robin: Sounds kinda like the story "Chicken Little" .You know "The sky is falling!"
    Yeah! Good comparison Robin!
    Prairie: But hopefully not like "The Boy Who Cried Wolf"
    Prairie!!:rolleyes:
    :sympathy:: You think we should tape up the windows just in case?
    You want to be the one to take all that tape off the windows?That stuff is murder to get off!
    :super:: Kathy...I think Rowlfie is right. Better to be safe than sorry..
    OK..we'll put tape on the windows. I know that it's hitting Ed. I hope he's doing OK.
     
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  2. BEAR 2

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    (The "pigeons" just about stop flying around Bert's head as he comes to.)

    Ernie: Bert, are you okay?
    Bert: Ernie...
    Ernie: Oh, Bert! I'm so glad you're okay! Gosh I feel awful. Maybe we should wear these helmets. (He holds up typical mining helmets with a light on the front)
    Bert: Ernie...why didn't we wear these before?
    Ernie: Well, I couldnt find them. It's dark in these caves, Bert.
    Bert: (sigh)
    Ernie: They were in the backpack.
    Bert: Well, whatever. Let's just put them on and keep going. You know where we're going?
    Ernie: Trust me, Bert!
     
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  3. BEAR 2

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    (In darkness, with the exception of the bit of light from their helmets...)

    Bert: I feel like we've been digging forever. Hey, Ernie, what's that?!

    Ernie: I dunno...

    (They say just a bit of light shining in the near distance.)

    Bert: I think we found our way out!

    Ernie: just a little dig...

    (They find themselves above ground alright.)

    Ernie: This place looks familiar. There's Hooper's Store!

    Bert: Ernie, we're on Sesame Street.

    Ernie: Oh, yeah...(Waving) Hi, Alan!

    Alan: Morning, Ernie! Morning, Bert!

    Bert: Morning? It's morning?!

    Ernie: Beautiful morning. A little on the stinky side.

    Bert: Ernie, do you know what this means? We have been digging all night just to arrive at Sesame Street!! We're not near Ed's or Kathy's at all!!

    Ernie: Maybe we took a wrong turn at Whitmire Way...

    Bert: ERNIE! From now on, I am leading the way! I was a Homing Pigeon Scout Leader and I will get us back safely!

    Oscar: Hey, what are you two doing in my trash can?!

    Bert: We were just leaving. Come on, Ernie!

    (Bert and Ernie go back down into Oscars can...)
     
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  4. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    still getting the house hurricane safe and watching the news
    :news:: If you are taping your windows , you do not...I repeat....do not have to do that anymore. if you have hurricane shutters. This area is most of Hensonville.
    looking at :sympathy:
    You and your bright ideas! mimicking him..."We better tape up the windows!!"
    :sympathy::
    Hey I wanted us to be safe.
    All right, I'm sorry I sounded like a witch .
    :news:: Due to the upcoming hurricane, all Hensonville schools will be closed on Friday and Monday..
    Robin: Yippee!!
    jokingly You mean I have to look at THIS gently squeezing Robin's cheeks between my fingers ..... face for an extra couple of days?
    Robin : ' Fraid so! :smirk:
    I think I can manage that!
    Robin: Good! giving me a hug and putting something on my on my back.
    HEY!!Robin? Hey Robin what was that?
    Robin...Nothing ..just masking tape....
    trying to reach behind myself but not able to get it.
    ROBIN!!!

    I'm in the BATHROOOMMM!!!!!
    shaking head Oh brother Hey :hungry:...can you get this off for me please?
    :hungry:...Sure
    tiptoeing to the bathroom . & a second later out comes Mr. Smarty Frog.-WOAH!! You scared me Mom!!
    Well ya put that masking tape on my back!
    Robin: I know! As a joke! You couldn't reach it?
    No!
    Robin: Ohhhh.....I thought you'd be able to! I'm sorry!
    Crazy kid! OK...fine.
     
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  5. BEAR 2

    BEAR 2 Member

    In Suite 3...

    Bryan: (walking into the living room) Hey, Big Bird. Have you seen Bert and Ernie at all? I haven't seen them lately.
    Big Bird: Me neither.
    Bryan: Maybe we just keep missing each other. I was hoping they took those cupcakes to Ed and Kathy that I brought home from work.

    Meanwhile, somewhere underground...

    Bert: okay, now...all we need to do is retrace our steps. That way we'll be able to go back to where we came from. Well, that's easy! We dug one tunnel. We just have to follow it back.
    (The lights from their helmets reveal more than just one tunnel.)
    Bert: What?

    Ernie: Well, other things can make tunnels, Bert. Gophers, snakes, rats...

    Bert: (sigh of fright) Well how do we know which one is ours?

    Ernie: No problem! There were some cakes in the backpack. I just a little trail of crumbs to lead us back to our livingroom.

    Bert: You are a genius, Ernie! Let's go!...umm...where are the crums?
     
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  6. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Prairie eating a cupcake Mmmm!!! Yummy!!
    Hey! Where'd you get the cupcakes?
    Prairie: Bert and Ernie brought some over.from Bryan Want some? offering me a chocolate frosted one.
    Eh...I think I'll pass for tonight If I eat chocolate or have any type of caffeine at night , I'm not able to sleep. .I'm going to hide it from someone though.
    Prairie: Yeah...I would too. That kid can be a little stinker sometimes.
    Well I wasn't just thinking of him. I was thinking of a certain Swede!!
    Prairie: Naaahh! Not our Chef!!
    You betcha!putting my cupcake in a styrofoam box & labeling it with a BIG K
     
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  7. BEAR 2

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    Bryan notices a huge hole in the floor in the corner of the living room area...

    Bryan: Big Bird, what is this?!
    Big Bird: Why, it's a big hole!
    Bryan: I see it's a hole, but...Barkley hasn't been over lately, has he?
    Big Bird: Bryan, don't be silly. Dogs can't dig through hardwood floors.
    Bryan: Well, we don't live with any Fraggles. So how did it get there?!

    *Squeak*

    (Bryan just stepped on Rubber Duckie, who was under a napkin by the hole). Ernie!!!!!
     
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  8. BEAR 2

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    Bert: Ernie, I thought you said you left a crumb trail.
    Ernie: I did.
    Bert: Then where are they?
    Ernie: Maybe someone took them.
    Bert: Took them? Who would take them?

    (A Rat appears next to Ernie, who's holding a cookie)
    Rat: Excuse me. Can I take that?
    (Ernie/Bert scream in surprise)
    Rat: Hey, nevermind! I'll go somewhere else. Just please don't scream at me!
    Ernie: Were you the one that ate the trail of cake?
    Rat: And the oatmeal, and the bottle caps. They make great hats.
    Bert: But why?
    Rat: I have to prepare my family for the hurricane.
    Bert: Really?
    Rat: Of course! Underground is the best place to be during a storm.
    Ernie: Sure, it's like Auntie Em and Uncle Henry in the Wizard of Oz when the tornado blew through Kansas.
    Rat: Riiiiight! Say, why don't you come to our home and meet the family...
     
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  9. BEAR 2

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    (In a section of the sewers, Bert is sitting on a pipe surrounded by several young rats. He is in the middle of a story...)
    Bert: And then the pigeon turns to the dove and says, "Thank coo to you too!" (Laughs)
    (Awkward silence)
    Bert: (frowns) tough sewer.
    Ernie: So you guys really live down here?
    Papa Rat: Sure!
    Bert: Really?
    PR: It's great down here! I'll bet there are a lot of things you don't know about the world under your feet and below the street...

    (The rat chorus starts a song with a scat, sounds like...)
    Hey bow-wow-hey-ba-biddy-hey
    What's down
    What's down below the street
    What's under the pavement that's under your feet
    What's down, down, down below
    Down below the street

    Papa Rat: Looking deep down, the first thing you see
    Are the wires that bring electricity
    The lights light up, the telephones ring
    Because of the power all these wires bring

    Chorus: All those wires, all those pipes
    Different sizes, different types
    Bring you water, bring you heat
    What's down below the street

    PR: What's deeper down, here take a good look
    These pipes bring the gas that makes your oven cook
    Bert: And what about the water that flows in your sink?
    PR: Those other pipes bring you the water you drink

    Hey bow-wow-hey-ba-biddy-hey
    What's down
    What's down below the street
    What's under the pavement that's under your feet
    What's down, down, down below
    Down below the street

    So you need these big pipes to bring you heat
    And for the water that goes down the drain every day
    There are great big pipes that take the water away

    What's down below the street
    What's under the pavement that's under your feet
    That's what's down, down beloooooow
    Down below the street

    Yeah!

    Ernie: Wow, that was really fun! But we really must make our way home now. We have some food to deliver to our friends facing the storm.
    Bert: If there's any food left.
    Rat: We have some extra fruits and vegetables to spare.
    Ernie: Gee thanks!
    Bert: Ernie, but we still don't know our way back to Ed's
    Papa Rat: Did you say "Ed"? Is that Ed from Hensonville?
    Bert: Yes.
    PR: I know that guy!
    Bert: You do??
    PR: Sure! We play canasta with his bats every Tuesday. We can guide you back.
    Bert: Terrific!
    Ernie: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

    (Ernie and Bert follow the rats out)
     
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  10. BEAR 2

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    (Inside Suite 1, thumping and bumping can be felt and heard from below the floor, until two shovels make their way through and the some floor collapses below creating a big hole and Ernie and Bert's heads pop up)
    Ernie: Ed? Count? Hi, Everybody! Bert, we made it!
    Bert: I know!
    Ernie: Listen, I hope we're not too late, but we came a very long way to bring you what is now some fruits, 2 boxes of oatmeal and 5 and a half cupcakes.
    Bert: There's pumpkin, peanut butter chocolate chip, black velvet, vanilla, chocolate, and a bag of crumbs...
    Ernie: Sorry.

    (A knock on the door, and Bryan pokes his head in)
    Bryan: Ernie...Bert...
    Ernie: Hi, Bryan! Want some crumbs?
    Bert: Ernie.
    Ernie: Hey, how did you get in so easily?
    Bryan: I walked down the hall and knocked on the door. It's not boarded up!!
    Ernie: Oops.
    Bert: I knew it.
    Bryan: And you know what you guys are gonna do? You're gonna help Biff and Sully repair both floors.
    Big Bird: (pokes his head in) Hi, Everybody! Oh look! They have a hole in their floor too! Do you think everyone has that feature?
    Bryan: Big Bird!
    Big Bird: I'm going to go ask Kathy. See you later!
     
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  11. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    hole in the floor?
    You know maybe we should board that up before the storm comes. I don't want any floods.
    Prairie: Yeah....if the pianos get wet that'll be the end of them.
    :sympathy:: Yeah...good point.
    Ooh...just thought of something.....going into my room and taking my autographed Garfield picture off the wall If this gets ruined I will never forgive myself!
    Prairie: Good thinking!
    Anyone else in the house have anything that's valuable? I have a strong box that I'll put in the attic .
    :super:: You will NOT!! Let Rowlfie Chef Robin or me put the stuff in the attic!
    :rolleyes:....Fine . I'll rephrase the question . Does anyone have anything valuable to put in the the strong box that one of these muscular men can put in the attic?putting my Garfield picture in there
    Everyone comes along with something
    OK....NOW we're prepared! Did we check on that hole?
    :hungry:: *singing* Dere's a hole in der floor dear Kethy ..der Kethy...Dere's a hole in der floor ...der Kethy a hole heehee...pointing in the direction of Bryan Bert Ernie & Big Bird's place
    Got it...thanks Chef!
     
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  12. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Trap door leading into underground deathpartment opens up.

    Good to finally be back. We didn't get hit that badly by Irma, just some strong-ish winds and waves of rain, though you'd think the Wesayso Company had a company outing with all the fallen over trees. Got electricity and TV back, now I gotta go through all the fics and post reports that piled up in the mean time.

    Apologies to :( and :p for not being here in the interim, thanks for thinking of us guys.
     
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  13. BEAR 2

    BEAR 2 Member

    (Shuffling back home after a long night at work...)
    Well, it seems like everyone here is safe and sound after the hurricane. Sounds like a happy ending to me.
    (Leaves a bag of cookies from work hanging on the knob of Suite 1 for the "Cookie Eater" before heading into 3)
     
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  14. BEAR 2

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    Bryan: (On the phone) Thank you, Biff. I appreciate you and Sully coming by with so many other things on your plate lately. I'll be sending you a check soon. (Hangs up)
    Well, now that the holes are closed up, things are looking more normal around here. Although, I haven't heard much activity from Kathy lately. Hope everyone next door is doing okay.
    Big Bird: You know, I've been through a hurricane. So, I understand how difficult they can be.
    Bryan: That's right...your nest. (Rubbing Bird's feathery back)
    Big Bird: Yeah. It was sad. But my friends helped me build a new nest and everything was fine!
    Bryan: There are many people in Florida and the islands that lost their home just like you did, Big Bird, but I think it's going to take a little longer to rebuild for them.
    Big Bird: Well, they don't have Maria and Luis!
    Bryan: They sure don't, Big Bird.
    Big Bird: Or Gordon, or Linda...
    Bryan: Nope.
    Big Bird: Or Elmo, and Telly and Gabby...
    Bryan: THAT's right....You're a lucky bird!
    Big Bird: You got that right! Hey, Bryan?
    Bryan: Yeah?
    Big Bird: I think I'm going to send a letter to my friends on Sesame Street to thank them again.
    Bryan: Great idea, pal!
     
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  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :insatiable: *munching one of the cookies. Hi Bry, thank you for the cookies you left. Ed say he not sure when/how long him can stay online, his hotspot connection comes and goes. Where it come from and where it go, me no know. Him also buried with stories from the library, so him be busy for a while but he says thanks once again.
    :batty: That's 2, 2 times we've thanked our good friend Bryan!
    *Uncle Deadly sends Kathy/Chef a question for the upcoming Halloween soups planned for the boo-.fay
     
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  16. BEAR 2

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    Bert: Well, it looks like another hurricane is on the move.
    Bryan: I think we should get more things together to send over to our friends. And no, Ernie, no more holes.
     
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  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    If we happen to go missing, it's cause we're sheltered in our underground deathpartment once again. This is one time we'd prefer it if Maria didn't come to visit PR. :zany:
    *Walks downstairs to the Land of the Dead as the coffin lid closes above.
     
  18. BEAR 2

    BEAR 2 Member

    Ernie: What's wrong, Bert?
    Bert: I'm trying to figure out how we're going to get these sandwiches to Ed. I mean, we don't even have a key to his room and they're all down in the cellar.
    Ernie: I've got an idea!
    Bert: No, Ernie...no digging, remember.
    Ernie: No, Bert... Maaaagic.
    Bert: Magic?
    Ernie: Maaaagic!
    Bert: Ernie, will you stop kidding around.
    Ernie: I'm serious, Bert. We can use Magic to get the sandwiches down to Ed and the gang.
    Bert: Ernie, you don't know how to do magic. I mean real magic.
    Ernie: You're right, but I know someone who does. Oh, Abby!
    Abby: (poofs in) Did somebody say "Magic"?
    Bert: Abby?
    Ernie: Abby Cadabby.
    Bert: I know who she is.
    Abby: Hey, what can I do for you guys?
    Ernie: Abby, can you please deliver these sandwiches to Ed and Kathy?
    Abby: Hmm...I've never poofed sandwiches before. I'm still working on dairy products, but I'll do my best!
    Bert: Are you sure?
    Ernie: Bert, Abby is a magical fairy.
    Bert: Oh, alright. Just get on with it...
    Abby: (waving her wand over the two big shopping bags...) for
    A bounty of foods that we lend,
    Send these sandwiches to our friends!

    (The sandwiches poof out of site)

    Ernie: Wow!
    Bert: Abby, that was...
    Abby: Magical?
    Bert: Yeah! (Laughs)
    Abby: All in a day's work! Bye! (Poofs away)
    Bert: Ernie, you were right! That really worked. I'm sorry I doubted you this time.
    Ernie: I told you! Come on, let's go play.

    (Meanwhile, in both Kathy's room and Ed's cellar are piles of sliced bread and pumpkins...)
     
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  19. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    in Apt. 2 bread & pumpkins suddenly appear!
    :hungry:: Whut der hey?
    You can say that again!
    :hungry:: Whut der....
    Chef!:rolleyes:
    Robin: Wow! Look at all these pumpkins and bread! Hey Mom... remember a few years when you made pumpkin bread ? You think you can make some this year? Please?
    Prairie: Yeah Kath! Please?
    :sympathy:: C'mon Kitty Kat! I didn't get a chance to taste your yummy pumpkin bread!
    Then how do you know it's yummy ?:smirk:
    :sympathy:: Consensus of opinion!
    :super:: Please Kathy??
    Chef? Your opinion?
    :hungry:: Yu make a mess ..yu cleen it up!
    Ohhh...OK. Why am I such a sucker?
    Yaaaayyy!!! everyone cheers!!!:excited:
     
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