Hensonville City 2011

[Hubert]

*Beau is in the bathroom, mopping*

Hubert: C'mon, Beau! Take a rest for once! It is Labor Day, after all...

Beau: Doesn't that mean I'm supposed to work?

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin and Wrench (dye a mile-long stretch of Doozer highway near Doozer Dome green in honor of Michael Clarke Duncan)

 

[newsmanfan]

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RAIN! woohoo!

Rhonda: Where?

Outside the library. Finally. Although (cough cough) the alkaline scent of the desert tends to be overwhelming when wet...

*wanders through living room to kitchen, his nose completely covered in Breathe-okay strips* Sniff...

Rhonda: Some of us more overwhelmed than others.
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[The Count]

*Coming back from the club. That artichoke salad was good. Just hope I don't get any acid because of it. *Pats jar of chocolate almonds if needed, milk in the fridge to go with them.
Wonder what's on MMN now. *Tunes in to catch Monsters Tonight!

 

[Katzi428]

knocking on Robin's door
Robin:Who is it?

disguising my voice : Robinkins it's Penelope! Wanna come out an' play?
Robin opening his door : Oh Mom that is SO not funny! She's in my class this year! Fortunately so is Nancy. She caught Penelope makin' kissy faces at me an' told Penelope that if she wants to keep her lips she better quit it with the kissy faces. Penelope's movin' soon anyway.
Oh? Where to?
Robin shrug Outer Mongolia or Abu Dhabi for all I care.
No..I think only overly cute kittens live in Abu Dhabi . Anyway, I know Penelope is annoying to you. But what would you do if you thought Nancy was cute and you were always looking at her...
Robin: But I don't.
Let me finish please. What if Nancy didn't like you and you liked her and you were always looking at her. You're feelings would be pretty hurt, right?

Robin: Well yeah, of course.
Do you think you can nicely tell Penelope that you don't like when she makes kissy faces.But you want to be her friend?
Robin :Awww Mom...

Try it. For me. Please?
Robin grumble All right. Only 'cause I love you so much.

hugging him Thank you sweetie. And I love you too. By the way, do you find Mrs. Bronson's class better?
Robin: Oh much! This cutting out newspaper articles for current events is stupid though. I hafta wait til everyone here is done with the paper to look for articles . Chef nearly bit my head off last week 'cause I took the paper early.
Well he did apologize after you told him it was for school right?

Robin: Yeah. I hope I'm the only one that got the story about the tornado up in New York.

Not sure, kiddo. It was pretty big news. If you want you can tell your friends & Mrs. Bronson that my sister in law and my 5 year old niece were in that tornado and had to go in their basement. They're OK though.
Robin: Where was your older niece?

Safe at home with her mom. She lives an hour away from where the tornado was.
Robin: Good..glad she was safe.

 

[newsmanfan]

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*silence in the apartment*

*peeks into the living room from hallway*

*Rhonda tiptoes into the kitchen*

Is it safe?

Rhonda: I think so. She's out.

Whew... Some storm last night!

Rhonda: Yeah. And the rain OUTSIDE was pretty intense too.

Hah. Is the painting done, then?

Rhonda: I think so. She took pictures today. Said something about getting a can of sealant to protect it.

Oh good! So it's back to work on the story finally, then?

Rhonda: I hope so. You should see the bit she just did with me and that rat. Sheesh. Like I'd ever go for a jock.

Er...Rizzo has muscles?

Rhonda: Not HIM, you twit. *sighing, she sinks into the comfiest chair* Finally, a little quiet time...

Blue *pops out of DVD player slot* Ungh! Awwww! Yiiiiiip yip yip yip yip. Moo-vie. Uh huh. Uh huh.
Pink *squeezing out after him* Awwww. Mod-ern tra-ge-dy, awwww, yip yip yip.

Rhonda *stares* You guys are FREAKS, ya know that?

What were they doing in there??

Pink: Moo-vie. Moooooo-vie. Yip yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh.
Blue: Aww. *picks up a dvd and eats it, case and all* Omf. umf. umf. Gulp.
Pink: Tra-ge-dy?
Blue *considers it, then shakes head* Nooooope nope nope nope. Co-me-dy. Aww! Comedy!
Pink & Blue: Com-e-dy! Yiiiiiip yip yip yip yip yip yip yip! *they squeeze back into the dvd player; the panel closes on one of Blue's tentacles and he yanks it in with a grunt*

*silence*

I don't even want to-- *phone rings* Gahhh!

Rhonda: Chill, sunshine. *answers phone* Hello?

I HOID dat!

*Rhonda hangs up*

Um...who was it?

Rhonda: A number so wrong that Jack Lalane couldn't make him right.
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[The Count]

Hmm, maybe those guys are channeling over to Gremlins on The Hub. That reminds me, gotta complete the family frights movie alphabet, but that's for another day.

* checks the images of the various bats at the Castlevania Wiki.
*Uncle D's keeping tabs on the Ravens game tonight.

 

[RedPiggy]

Cotterpin: Let's watch Bruce Almighty.

Kelly: Theologically interesting, but no.

Cotterpin: The Nolan Batman Trilogy?

Kelly: Are you trying to depress me? It's bad enough seeing Facebook say Morgan Freeman is gone, but, seriously ....

Cotterpin: Aren't we going to do a tribute?

Kelly: I'm going to update my fic today. I've decided where I want that to go, and my day yesterday included a Code Blue, so I'm already stressed and I don't want to think of how God died of an aneurysm, kthnxbye.

edit:

Wrench: Hi guys.

All: Hi, Wrench.

Wrench: Did you read Yahoo? Morgan Freeman says he's not dead.

All: ^_-

 

[The Count]

*In Morgan Freeman voice: Ever since I was little, people loved to hear the sound of my voice when I talked.
UD, singing: Easy reader, that's my name, uh uh uh uh.
Ah Blackula, vhat are you up to this time.
*Ish exstatic with last night's results.

 

[Katzi428]

*In Morgan Freeman voice: Ever since I was little, people loved to hear the sound of my voice when I talked.
UD, singing: Easy reader, that's my name, uh uh uh uh.
Ah Blackula, vhat are you up to this time.
*Ish exstatic with last night's results.

snerk at UD