1. Welcome to the Muppet Central Forum!
    You are viewing our forum as a guest. Join our free community to post topics and start private conversations. Please contact us if you need help with registration or your account login.

  2. Christmas Music
    Our 16th annual Christmas Music Marathon is underway on Muppet Central Radio. Listen to the best Muppet Christmas music of all-time through December 25.

  3. Once Upon a Sesame Street Christmas
    The Muppets show how "the most unfriendly street in town" transformed into Sesame Street in this new, one-hour Christmas special.

  4. Christmas Shopping
    Get great deals and go Christmas shopping for everyone on your list! From Blu-rays and DVDs to Plush and Toys to Collector's Books you'll find something for everyone.

  5. The Muppets Open Macy's Parade
    On Thanksgiving morning, the Muppets kicked off the 90th Annual Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. Let us know your thoughts on this anticipated appearance.

How about My Act? A Cross Dressing Pig?

Discussion in 'Puppet News' started by DriedDragonFly, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member

    This is a song I wrote for a very short act....

    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    and I'm doing just fine

    I'm wearing pantyhose
    Picking roses by the row
    And Don't you know
    I'll be the next best thing
    When it comes to drag queens
    It's this guys greatest dream
    Better then dairy queen's
    Ice Cream

    Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    And I'm just fine

    I'm wearing fab make-up
    I'll give you a shake up

    If you just let me
    You'll be able to see
    That this drag queen
    Is your greatest dream
    Better then Dairy Queen's
    Ice Cream

    Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

    I've got all the stops
    So STOP!

    Oh baby
    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    And don't I
    Look just fine
    For a swine
  2. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member


    Excuse me, would you mind doing that again? That wasn't quite painful enough to pluck out both eyes!!!


    J/K. Although, that was pretty painful. Go for it. Someone out there might like it!

    Actually, it could be pretty funny if done right. At the moment, I'm just trying to sort out alot of issues in my life.:eek:
  3. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    OK, THAT WAS JUST...WRONG...NASTY...it was..great.....can i use it for my band, we'll play a punk rock version of it
  4. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member


    Super Scooter, thats ok I understand. It is pretty strange. To me theres something so great about cross dressing!

    And PunkNPuppets, sure use it, but give me credit, it is my song. Ha! Maybe it will be a hit! Pth I doubt it but who knows.
  5. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    Did you ever watch the Director's commentary for Beauty and the Beast? He said something like:

    "No good movie is complete without a drag gag"


    So, don't worry. Be happy.
  6. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member

    Hehe Thanks
  7. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member



Share This Page