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How about My Act? A Cross Dressing Pig?

Discussion in 'Puppet News' started by DriedDragonFly, Feb 4, 2003.

  1. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member

    This is a song I wrote for a very short act....

    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    and I'm doing just fine

    I'm wearing pantyhose
    Picking roses by the row
    And Don't you know
    I'll be the next best thing
    When it comes to drag queens
    It's this guys greatest dream
    Better then dairy queen's
    Ice Cream

    Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    And I'm just fine

    I'm wearing fab make-up
    I'll give you a shake up

    If you just let me
    You'll be able to see
    That this drag queen
    Is your greatest dream
    Better then Dairy Queen's
    Ice Cream

    Ba de Dum, Ba De Dum Da, De Dum Da

    I've got all the stops
    So STOP!

    Oh baby
    I'm a pig
    A cross dressing pig
    And don't I
    Look just fine
    Divine
    For a swine
  2. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    ...

















    Excuse me, would you mind doing that again? That wasn't quite painful enough to pluck out both eyes!!!

    :D

    J/K. Although, that was pretty painful. Go for it. Someone out there might like it!

    Actually, it could be pretty funny if done right. At the moment, I'm just trying to sort out alot of issues in my life.:eek:
  3. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    OK, THAT WAS JUST...WRONG...NASTY...it was..great.....can i use it for my band, we'll play a punk rock version of it
  4. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member

    Ha

    Super Scooter, thats ok I understand. It is pretty strange. To me theres something so great about cross dressing!

    And PunkNPuppets, sure use it, but give me credit, it is my song. Ha! Maybe it will be a hit! Pth I doubt it but who knows.
  5. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    Did you ever watch the Director's commentary for Beauty and the Beast? He said something like:

    "No good movie is complete without a drag gag"

    :D

    So, don't worry. Be happy.
  6. DriedDragonFly

    DriedDragonFly New Member

  7. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Active Member

    interesting

    Sarah


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