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I got the paper towels!

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Xerus, Jul 7, 2004.

  1. Xerus

    Xerus Well-Known Member

    Here's a Muppet quiz.

    Which Muppet character has said this line a couple of times?

    "I got the paper towels!"
  2. WiGgY

    WiGgY Well-Known Member

    Duh. Lew Zealand.
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    But, what color are their hands now? And who has the peanut butter?
  4. drmusic_99

    drmusic_99 Active Member

    Maybe they're in your other pants.

    And the fake vomit is on order.
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    "Sorry, Animal ate it."


    "I don't think this is the time for that kind of humor"
  6. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    When you're in stir, you take the laughs when you can get 'em, Rosenthal!
  7. rexcrk

    rexcrk Well-Known Member

    Y'know, the rubber raft has holes in it, and I'm pretty sure that the frisbee is lost
  8. WiGgY

    WiGgY Well-Known Member

    I got some hot mustard. Maybe that can eat through the bars.
  9. ryhoyarbie

    ryhoyarbie Well-Known Member

    Still the management is cheerful but the whole joints gone to he**!!

  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    "You get the jokes when you can get 'em here in the joint."

    Isn't that what she said?

    Bea:zany:{And I said, Look Floyd...is that a bear? It's wearing a hat}anice
  11. HeraLirambar

    HeraLirambar Well-Known Member

    That's a frog.
  12. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Who? Oh, the one that sank his entire fourtune into the glass sliper business?
  13. rexcrk

    rexcrk Well-Known Member

    You know? It's amazing! You are 100% wrong! I mean nothing you said has been right
  14. ryhoyarbie

    ryhoyarbie Well-Known Member

    Somebody's checking in!!!

  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Somebodys checking in?

    Bea:zany:{And I said, Look band, hit it}an:eek:{Dum, dum, ba dum, bam, bom}ce
  16. ryhoyarbie

    ryhoyarbie Well-Known Member

    So that means we've been here what, 5 years?......

  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member


    *bed goes up*

    *clink, smash*

    *lights go out*
  18. Xerus

    Xerus Well-Known Member

    I remember when my sister I were flipping channels, The Great Muppet Caper was on one channel and Titanic was on the other. We ended up tuning to the part where Leonardo was drawing that girl naked and we switched back to the Muppets. There, Fozzie went. "SHAME ON YOU!" to all the Muppets. We both laughed because it was like they all saw that naked girl and Fozzie became disgusted with them. :o
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member


    Bea:zany:{And I said, Look mother, I don't take my clothes off for anyone, ecept...Oh Leonardo! *swoons*}anice
  20. ryhoyarbie

    ryhoyarbie Well-Known Member

    Kermit and Lady Holiday, alrighhhhhhht!....


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