I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

It has come time for me to make the decision as to which is more important: Not having a stupid song written about myself or having bragging rights to rub in my friends' faces...

Taylor: K. Well, you think it over, and I'll get started on my song...

*AUTOTUNE*
Ooooh, he can't decide! Ooooh he can't decide! So I'll wait in my tower until he comes by-eye-eye...

And…that's the Grammy winner!

: And now, a poultry song.

7:00 am getting up in the morning
My nose is fresh as I go downstairs
Gotta have a bowl of milkless cereal
Seein' that all my chickens are goin.
Chickens on and off, all are Russian
Gotta get to my cannon
Get shot out of it, I see my girls

Chickens in the front seat
Chickens in the back seat
Gotta make up my mind
Which one is Camilla

: Es Fried-Day Fried-Day
Chicky es fried un Fried-Day

: What???

: Everyone lookin' forward to a decent meal!

: Rizzo, you too???

That's all I got.. for now!!

Oh. My. Lord.

: Well, I can never tell them apart!

Well, you gotta learn sometime.

Why are there so many weirdos in my front yard
Why? I just can't decide.

Maybe they like you? But hey, if you're creeped out, call the police. I'd recommend talking to either Fozzie Bear or Link Hogthrob.

Protester, negotiations
They're ruining my vision
I just wanna run and hide

Well, take it all in stride
Before you know it
You'll be a poet
And be so rich
You can hire a snitch
To call the cops
And make this bad rhyme of mine stop(s).

Life's a happy song, when there's a weirdo by your side to freak you out.

Did I make you think of that?

It's Youtube Poop Live!

With

Ganon
Gawan
The King
Eugene Krabs
Link
Luigi
Mario
Billy Mays
Morshu
Dr. Rabbit
Dr. Robotnik
Michael Rosen
SpongeBob Squarepants
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Zelda

Featuring

Steve Burns
Stu Pickles
George the Voclano
Yoshi

Musical Guest

Rick Astley

And your host...
Arthur Read.

Ladies and gentlmen, Arthur Read.

Hello, Arthur. Are you still intact?

Arthur: I told you not to touch it!

*Audience laughs*

Arthur: Uh oh! Middle name!

Did you break your neck falling off the title card?

Arthur (in Mario's voice): No!

How do you like your job as an actor?