I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

*Throws seriousness out the window* I think it just broke.

Barney: That's a great idea, insert kiddy name here!

I'm happy! You're happy! We're all happy! So let's stay happy!

Kids (with forced smiles): We're happy! We're happy! We're all happy! So let's stay happy!

Kids (watching the show): ...happy....happy....happy...happy...

Parents (watching with kids): We're happy! We're happ.... oh no! Barney's brainwashing us!

That's not crazy, that's completely and utterly insane!

It's a good thing your kidding otherwise we would have to ban you from this forum.

You are kidding, aren't you, Mo?

*Has a mallet incase Mo isn't kidding* And if that doesn't work I'll just make a call to Miss Piggy.

Barney gets a make-over and becomes an epic series.

Barney, a top secret agent, hires a group of kids to save the world.

*Dramatic clips of kids jumping through glass windows*

*Barney in interrogation*

Barney (to BJ): You want my badge number? There's my badge number! (smack)

Baby Bop (in hospital): Let's face it, Barney's never coming out of that coma.
(kid smacks her)
Kid: Don't EVER say that!

Barney: Kids, it's time I told you why I'm so happy all the time...

Featuring some brand new songs like...

Kids: Barney solves his problems with a chainsaw! Barney solves his problems with a chainsaw! Barney solves his problems with a chainsaw! And he never has the same problem twice!

(chainsaw noise)

Barney: Problem solved!

And to think this all started with a post about "long necks."

Hey, isn't that from the song Malcolm?

What? About Barney being better than the Muppets? Of course I was kidding!


....The Teletubbies on the other hand...

Yep.


Oh, wait, this is the crazy thread.


No, it's from uh... "Song of the South".

This comment caused awkward silence all over the forum.

Sorry I left MC for a min.

Oh yes, I remember. There was a scne in the movie where a couple of arrogant worms sang about a guy named Malcolm who solved all his problems with a chain saw.

A Min?

No I mean to say "mint."

Oh, that's different.

I don't remember that part but I remember the part where some random guy vowed he's becoming the last Sasketchewan pirate.

Wait, was he the one in wearing the Kermit the Frog T-shirt? What was up with that guy?

No I meant this mint: