I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

I know!

You rang?

Have a popover, froggy!

<Hey! That's my line!

Stan and Ollie.

Abbott and Costello

Moe, Larry, and Curly.
Moe, Larry, and Shemp.
Moe, Larry, and Joe.
Moe, Larry, and Curly Joe.

and

Your mother and mine.

My mother was a saint!

My mother was a female.

Mine too! What a coincidence!

my parents are telling me to get off the computer

Why are you sitting on top of your computer?

Weird you should mention that, because my father is male.

Ain't it the truth. My mother was a catepillar, but my father was a worm.

If it's cheap, stay on it all you want. Otherwise, depart now! Or forever hold thy peace. MWA HAHAHAH! *cough* Sorry, hairball.

It's comfy, I guess. Besides, it has to know what we want for Christmas.

A mail what?

Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, Gummo (and Karl).

Gummo Bergman?

Yes Gummo Be---- no! Gummo Marx!

Wait, who the heck is Gummo Marx?

I think he used to be one of the Seven Dwarfs.

Funny you should mention that, Sophmore year of High School I actually wrote a silly parody of Snow White with the Marx Brothers in place of the dwarfs. Yes, I am being serious.

But this isn't:

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