I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

Hi, I'm Leafy Green Vegetable.

: Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

(gets hit with a shower of meatballs, spaghetti, and pasta sauce)

: Oops! Zee spaghettee gut ooferheeted und vent kebuum!
: Did somebody say "kaboom"?

It is I, Captain Vegetable, with my carrot and my celery!

*Holds a fork up, looking at the sky expectantly*

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops...
If all the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes...
If all the sun beams were bubble gum and ice cream...

And thus, Barney taught children everywhere the easiest way to become diabetic.

I'm glad that there's a thread for this!

Ahem........

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: Nate, do you realize you are like , who is a weirdo?
me: Of course I do! Gonzo & I get along just fine!
: Better you than me buddy!!!!!!

And also overly overweighted.

Sing a song of sixpence,

And other things like that,

Four and twenty blackbirds,

Tucked under my hat,

When I took my hat off,

The bird attacked a cake,

That made me sad,

Because it took,

All day for me to make!

At least you did a good deed.

The nerve of that bird! *glares at it*

At least it was better than what the cows did. I had just put down new carpets!

Ewwwwww... *sprays Febreze everywhere*

Is your house dirty? Try soap. The best cleanser since therapy.

Or just flood your house. Your things might be soaked but at least they're clean

See? We at the Crazy Lab have the answer to every solution. Unless you're being serious.

Nah, Sirius is outta town.

Oh, well that's a relief. I still owe him two cents.

When will he come back?

Funny, he told me you owe him 22 Galleons, 13 Sickles and 4 Knuts