I think I'm going crazy!!!!@@!@

No, it's mine! Get your own cheese, pal!

Uh... I would have given you some...

How about some cheese…cake?

Es furn de chikee du da cheesycakecakey! No nu no!

Well, then, what CAN I have?

You can have a linty gumball I found under my car....


Wait, I don't have a car... WHY IS THERE A CAR IN MY LIVING ROOM?

Better ask Mary.

Yeah, Carlos is starting to get restless...

NO! Carlos! Go in the bathroom! That's gross!

Who's that? You're new friend?

Oh, faaar from it. He's more of a guest that you don't want to be there, but has to be there, and if you ask him to leave from there, he tells you he wants to stay there, and never leaves there, always staying there, watching TV there, eating your food there, texting on your phone there, going to the bathroom there.

You get what I'm saying.

Hope you have trap doors

I've had guests like that... They're not just there. They're here, there and everywhere.

Hip, hip, so hip to be square.

If you are hip to be square, you are square, Zeppo.
Zeppo - HEY! I"M NOT SQUARE!

Gary: Hey, good job today, Carlos.

Carlos: Who the heck are you??

Why for you go and talk for me? I'm can talk for myself. I talk good.

I speaks weller. Don't for brags, tho.

Sure! And dat is what ya do for life, huh? Well, I guess it's not easy bein' green.

Needing for going da cola to da leef.

Sometimes you need a Carlos in your life, ya know? He's just a little part of your soul. A world without Carlos would be like a world without Burger Mister Mister Burger.

I like burgers.