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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by EmmyMik, Aug 16, 2002.
Eh, a dark day for the man called Byron...well, in those epic words of R.E.M.:
You'll be cast soon enough my friend.
Hey you! The heckler! Shhhhhh!
Oh and sorry Byron, I had Muppet name overload and knew I'd miss a few key players. You can have your choice:
1) the guy with the speedo's that does a dance to prove he's the bomb high school guy she passed up and will regret ignoring.
2) The guy who always comes out in any situation and never manages to say anything except "y'all don't know me" or "Bling, Bling".
You're the next contestant on the Price is right!!
LOL at the final thought! *rolled on the floor hysterically laughing then juggled rubber chickens for joy* 'insert circus music'
Rolling, juggling, circus music? Party at Sunshines?
Think of the children! Won't someone please think of the children!
*tackles some random person and emits a stream of edited profanities.*
*looks around semi-concerned*
Hey, stop that
*pulls someone off someone else and puts them in their chair*
*goes back to daydreaming*
Get over it Byron. First thing actors need to get used to is being passed over for parts. You can't get cast in every show!
Trust me, I know!
OH Towels! You're the perfect Bouncer! *gives him a gold sprinkled muffin* Your daydreams of a Gold Muffin have come true!
This is the best daydream ever! Heck, this is the best day on the job since we had all the fighting lingerie models...
Wow, it's hard to believe that there are only a couple more awards left.
And for a change of pace, Jackie and I will both present this award. I'm actually very excited about this award. I think it's really great and special and neato. I mean it takes 2 people to present it. I hope Jackie thinks so too. But maybe she doesn't. I'm sure we don't both agree all the time. But take it from me, this award rocks!
Anyway, take it away Jackie!
(or maybe we're going to a commercial, I don't know)
I think maybe I'll cross my arms now and not look directly into the camera.
Jackie's busy with the angry 15 year old. HUH towels *he has the 15 year old restrained while Jackie tells her to be nice*
oh, is there fighting again? I was pondering a new career in either soap operas or wrestling...
*picks somebody up, and puts them back in their chair*
Jeeze, careful towels! Watch the boxers buddy!
*brushes himself off, goes back to the "Final Thoughts" center.
If I'm the DNA specialist that means I find out the truth about you guys and then get to announce it on national television. I like that idea!!
*is worried Amy might find out he's the son of a 3 legged goat named Peaches*
Umm...how about we give you a new job Amy?
Matt - I was going to keep that bit of information to myself but now everyone's going to know the truth about you
Well this truly is a good award that needs to be presented by the two of us. It probably wouldn't be possible if it wasn't for Kevin, Fozzi3B3ar, though he's not getting this award even though he deserves it but he's just not in the catagory, but he can still have one anyway because we love him. Anyway! without further adu this next award gets presented to Bert and Ernie! Why? Because they like you... and we like them!
Amy, wins the Pulitzer, the Nobel and a Tony for finding out everyone on the face of the earth's Baby Daddy, and for making a Broadway show about it starring Kelsey Grammer as the evil dentist who kept putting people to sleep for...some...reason!
YAY AMY! MMMMMMAAAAAAAttt, (sorry, I was saying your name like your goat parent would have) LOL, totally kidding.
I can't talk, I'm part rubber chicken (go figure). Not tellin' which part!
P.S. Congrats to Bert and Ernie for a Golden Muffin (takes it from Towels and offers it to them), sorry.
Hey! You're just taking that to get personalized, right?
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