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Jaz: The poetic soul

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Fan Art' started by miss kermie, Oct 17, 2012.

  1. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I do art.
    I do parodies.
    I do fanfics.
    Why not expand my horizon with some poetry?



    Here is one, I call, "It is love." Seen through the eyes of Miss Piggy.:mad:



    It is Love




    I know that It's Crazy,:crazy:


    But it has to be true,

    I just can't help feeling,

    That I love you.

    When I saw that day,

    That time, and that place,

    I was more than accustomed

    To that wonderful face.

    I know that your feelings aren't equal

    It's true.

    But that doesn't mean,

    I'll stop loving you.

    So what, you're green,

    And I'm perfectly pink,

    Don't let that stop you.

    No sweetie, don't blink.

    We're interspecies,

    and it's wierd to vous,

    But really for me,

    it means our love is true.

    So take my hand in yours,

    No, don't be a hermit.

    It's you I love,

    my dearest frog, Kermit. :)

    -Kissy Kissy <3
  2. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ok, Here's one for Fozzie Bear...


    When telling jokes I always fall flat
    In my tie, fur, and porkpie hat.
    The balcony hecklers are mean
    When I'm doing the comedy scene
    Kermit, my froggy best friend
    Is there for me 'til the end
    So that makes it all better,
    even though I'm not paid too much cheddar
  3. muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    You are great at poetry! I LOVE the Fozzie one so far. :o Wocka, Wocka!
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  4. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    In the voice of Bunsen Honeydew!

    "My Pal Beaker"


    Here is a friend I intend to keep,
    My pal Beaker. The one who says Meep.
    He assists me in science as a guinea pig.
    And he doesn't care if he's shrunk or made big.
    He will always be there for me, and our friends.
    I will be with Beaker, til' the end.


    ...
    Yeahhhhhh...
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  5. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Very nice poetry. Throughout some of them (most notably the last two over the first one), a few rhymes seemed a little forced, but other than that, they were very good.
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  6. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I callz this one:



    BEAKER




    Shrunk, Blown Up, Burned...
    Is it worth the money earned?
    He works with Bunsen Honeydew,
    that's the guy who puts him through,
    all the pain that he endures.
    How could Beaker be sure,
    To hang with a guy causes pain?
    Man, Beaker is insane!
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  7. muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    Meep! Mo, mo, mo! Excuse my meeping :eek:, but that's some nice poem about Beaker. Great job!
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  8. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Finally, a new poem!

    Very lovely. Just one minor nitpick I have is that lines such as "How could Beaker be sure" and "Man, Beaker is insane" are hard to read because they are lacking syllables in comparison to their matched rhymes. If you add stuff like "How could Beaker be so sure" and "Man, this Beaker is insane," it makes them easier to read.
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  9. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I have a poetry project at school, so I have a few new ones. My theme is Muppets!
    Here is my couplet.

    Thoughts of frogs.

    As kermit sat upon his log,
    He often thought of his hog
  10. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    My Diamonte poem on K+P..


    Contrast of two lovers
    ---------------------------


    Kermit
    Working, whispering, hugging
    Kind, busy
    ill-tempered, carefree
    Relaxing, yelling, kissing
    Miss Piggy
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  11. Hubert Well-Known Member

    I like that. Cool how you have it just naturally panned from one end of the spectrum to another, yet at the same time, connected.
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  12. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    This one's about The Newsman!





    There once was a man who gave news,
    And he seemed to have a short fuse.
    When he gets to work,
    He always gets hurt,
    So he always comes home with a bruise.
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  13. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Wow, nice little limerick! Very nice how you captured the spirit of a limerick, while at the same time, also captured the spirit of the Newsman...

    ...well, almost completed it.

    *electrocutes Jaz with a wire*

    There we go. Now you completed the spirit of the Newsman...always getting hurt while trying to finish...
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  14. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    OW! Sheesh... At least nothing happened when I did Beaker,
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  15. Hubert Well-Known Member

    Need help with that?

    *chases Jaz with a dangerous automatic toe nail clipper*
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  16. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepz!!!
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  17. Hubert Well-Known Member

    *has a shaved head, and is wearing black Bunsen glasses*

    Come now, Beakie, it's only a little trimmer! *trimmer starts ripping apart random objects* See, nothing to be afraid of.
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  18. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Mee mee mo mo mee mee mee mo Meep!!!



    Annndddddd, speaking of the assistant, ANOTHER POEM!!!



    Beaker
    Nervous, clumsy
    exploding, shrinking, burning,
    Testing faulty experiments
    Disaster
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  19. Hubert Well-Known Member

    I love the awesome forms that you're making use of here. Very nice. :eek:
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  20. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    But wait, there's more! My Alphabet Poem (Or at least what my teacher says it is) on FOZZIE!!!


    This is what I callz it:

    The sad truth...



    EVEN IF
    FOZZIE USES
    GAGS BEASLEY'S JOKES
    HECKLERS STILL PICK ON HIM
    IN THE SHOW...
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