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Discussion in 'Games' started by EmmyMik, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. Gonzo

    Gonzo Active Member

    *raises hand sheepishly*

    Uh....I've done that...only it was like baseballs for me.

    Cause I didn't know what cricket was!

    Of course, I also set my driveway on fire once. When I was 24. But it was MY driveway, not my NEIGHBOR'S.

    Yeah, for sure I'm ditching the kid's skateboard...not sure exactly what I'll do with it. I may dismantle it and leave him the board itself, so he knows it's not just stolen or missing...and then he'll spend the money to replace the wheels, and I'll take them again...

    Send a message.

    I feel bad for the kid's mom, because they can't afford it, but if they can afford all the snacks whose wrappers are continually in my yard, then she can afford to discipline her beastly child.

    Quinnnnnnnnnn
  2. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Last year's Bonfire Night went one step further. Apparently a kid fired a firework directly at an oncoming car. The thing went straight through the windscreen and out the back. I don't think anyone was hurt, fortunately. And my mother reported that she saw cars kerbcrawling, with the occupants throwing lit fireworks out the windows at kids walking home from school.

    The problem is that it's far too easy for kids to obtain fireworks over here - there have even been reports of them playing with industrial fireworks! Some of it'll be unscrupulous shopkeepers, some will be theft, and some will be irresponsible parents or older siblings. I'd be in favour of a ban on the wretched things - risks aside, I'm thoroughly sick of the noise, which runs from late September to early December. Actual displays, even those run in peoples' back gardens, are fairly quiet affairs. Noise = kids. :(
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    HAA HAAA!! LOL!! (REALLY!) THAT WAS FUNNEEEE!!!
  4. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    I thenkyew! :)


    - Doctor, I can't stop singing "The Green, Green Grass of Home".

    - That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.

    - Is it common?

    - It's not unusual...
  5. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Hey, that's "A" class material, man.

    Who's your writer??
  6. Alex's jokes

    LOL!!
  7. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Here's another!

    This one is - literally - a stinker: you have been warned...


    A man goes to his doctor with an unusual complaint: every time he breaks wind, it makes a sound like someone saying the word 'honda'. You know, like the cars. :) The doctor is puzzled - he's never seen anything like it - and asks the patient for a demonstration. The man complies, and sure enough, "honda!". The doctor doesn't know what it could be, and sends the man to see a specialist.

    The patient describes his symptoms to the specialist, who immediately diagnoses an abcess in the man's butt. The man is amazed: "You could tell that without even examining me?" he asks. "Sure," says the specialist, "haven't you heard? Abcess makes the fart go 'honda'..."
  8. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    As Unca Cece would put it, The Teeming Millions...

    :)
  9. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    HA HAAA!!!

    LOL@YOUUU!!!!

    :)
    :D

    :eek:
    *Passes out from laughing so much!!*
  10. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Quick! Fetch the joke-to-joke resucitation equipment!

    *applies power*

    BZZZZT!

    If this doesn't work, we may have no option but to try The Worst Joke In The World(tm)...
  11. That, or "honda" right on him.

    :p
  12. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Can't decide if that qualifies as 'smelling salts' or 'assault with a deadly weapon'...

    :D
  13. SuperGrover

    SuperGrover Member

    1. What time is it? 11:41 PM, January 13, 2003
    2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: I'm demanding a recount tomorrow. And many more.
    3. Date that you regularly blow them out? This year it falls on January 22. Hey! That's today already!
    4. Pets: Buddy Budster Nelson, and Bosco the screeching Maximillion White-Crowned Pterodactyl.
    5. Eye color: Brown
    6. Real/Died hair color: Light brownish-blondish
    7. Piercings: None
    8. Tattoos: WELL...
    9. How much do you love your job? It's a love-hate relationship all the way.
    10. Favorite color: Green
    11. Current residence: Earth
    12. Favorite food: Home cooked meals
    13. Been to Africa? Never Before & Never Again (that's a Miss Piggy song for all you Muppet trivia buffs out there)
    14. Been toilet papering? Sure, if you must know. That's rather personal, don'tcha think?
    15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? I've loved somebody so much it made them cry too.
    16. Been in a car accident? Once. And it made this huge banging noise. Yes indeed. Zana Jo Crosby rammed into the back of my car at full speed because she was applying make-up instead of paying attention to where she was goin' -- what she was doin'! (What movie is that line from?) Let this be a lesson to us all.
    a. been hit by a car while walking? No
    b. been hit by a car while riding your bike? Not I
    17. Croutons or bacon bit? Croutons
    18. Sprite or 7UP? Heads up 7up
    19. Favorite movie? The Sandlot
    20. Favorite Holiday? The King of Halloween Town loves Christmas
    21. Favorite day of the week? Friday
    22. Favorite word or phrase: "Dingsbums" or "Luncheon" with emphasis on the "eon" part -- long "E" sound.
    23. Favorite Restaurant: Graciala's Luncheon Palace
    24. Favorite Drink: Water
    25. Favorite sport to watch: Football. Hey! Lucky me! Superbowl Sunday is this Sunday! Go Bucs!
    26. Preferred type of ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
    27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Grover (Supergrover)! Big Bird too.
    28. Disney or Warner Bros? Ursula & Bugs Bunny
    29. Favorite Fast food restaurant: I HATE fast food.
    30. When was your last hospital visit? September 13, 2002
    31. What color is your bedroom carpet? I'm thinking medieval Earth tones? I have no idea. It's got green in it and that's good enough for me.
    32. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Zip
    33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Who wants to know?
    34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? The Everything In The Whole Wide World Store.
    35. What do you do most often when you are bored? Wonder what it's like to be bored.
    36. Most annoying thing people ask me/say to me? Nothing
    37. Bedtime: Now
    38. Last Movie you saw: "Catch Me If You Can" -- which is brilliant by the way & teaches one of life's greatest lessons; How to lie. Honest! I highly recommend it. *****
    39. Do you prefer Theater or movie: Movies I guess.
    40. Time when you finished this: 3:50 AM January 22, 2003
  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    :mad: I got your HONDA right here, boy!!
    :eek: :mad:
  15. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Ah, I see the electroshock worked! :)
  16. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D New Member

    Ridin' the trend.......Or not.

    I LIKE to talk a/b myself!!!!!
    1. What time is it? 8:02 PM
    2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 18 (We still do the "one to grow on" thing, though there's not much hope for me.... :( )
    3. Date that you regularly blow them out?May 13th
    4. Pets: 1 dog & 4 cats, or should I say 3 cats & 1 COG. (Pip seems to think he's a dog....He's almost as BIG as our dog, a Jack Russel, too!)
    5. Eye color: "Dark chocolate" brown (It was described that way once, and I love that description!)
    6. Real/Died hair color: My hair color is REAL, thank you! And it's dark brown!
    7. Piercings: Used to have earrings, but the holes closed up b/c I never liked sticking things in my ears.....
    8. Tattoos: None
    9. How much do you love your job? I babysit & I LOOOOVE kids!!!
    10. Favorite color: Dark blue
    11. Current residence: 2 miles beyond the borders of the known universe!!! (Which happens to be marked by flashing yellow lights!!!)
    12. Favorite food: Italian & Chinese food....
    13. Been to Africa? No
    14. Been toilet papering? Nope
    15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? HA!!!!
    16. Been in a car accident? No, but I've come TOO close, TOO many times!!!
    a. been hit by a car while walking? I wasn't actually "WALKING", per se, I was actually trying the Gonzo method of getting a cab & it didn't work! ;)
    b. been hit by a car while riding your bike? No
    17. Croutons or bacon bit? Croutons
    18. Sprite or 7UP? DR. PEPPER!!!! (B/c I LIKE to be arbitrary....Hehehehe.....)
    19. Favorite movie? Too many to pick from!!!! Arsenic & Old Lace, Roman Holiday, Funny Face, Lady & the Tramp, It's A Wonderful Life, Harvey, Duck Soup, War Games, Oliver & Company, Labyrinth, & all the Muppet movies, to name a FEW!!!!
    20. Favorite Holiday? Christmas!!!
    21. Favorite day of the week? Saturday
    22. Favorite word or phrase: Schnikees, anyhoo, okey-dokes, spoot, blasted, & I like to use big or archaic words, too!
    23. Favorite Restaurant: Chili's
    24. Favorite Drink:Tea
    25. Favorite sport to watch: Saints' football (DO NOT MOCK ME!!! I HAVE NOT LOST FAITH IN MY TEAM!!! Us poor New Orleanians......)
    26. Preferred type of ice cream: Breyers Mint Chocolate Chip
    27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Grover, Mumford, Cookie, & Oscar
    28. Disney or Warner Bros? Disney for quality movies, WB for utterly hilarious cartoons!!!
    29. Favorite Fast food restaurant:Wendy's
    30. When was your last hospital visit? A LOOONG time.....
    31. What color is your bedroom carpet? Beige....ish.
    32. How many times did you fail your driver's test? Not once. (Haven't taken it!!!)
    33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? They never found me. (Ssssssh.....)
    34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Boders, the bookstore. (Yes, say I am sad.) Or Suncoast.
    35. What do you do most often when you are bored? Go for a walk, read, watch TV, or come here!!!!
    36. Most annoying thing people ask me/say to me? Call me by my sister's name. (We look ALOT alike, but not THAT MUCH alike!)
    37. Bedtime: Whenever I fall....Asleep.....Zzzzzzzz......
    38. Last Movie you saw: Two Towers.
    39. Do you prefer Theater or movie: Theater, but I don't getto go very much, so I must settle for movies....
    40. Time when you finished this:8:21 PM. (HA!!!!! A new record for me!!!! It usually takes me FOREVER to do these!!!!)
  17. ze king prawn

    ze king prawn New Member

    1. What time is it? dont know cxant see a clock!!!
    2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake:
    14
    3. Date that you regularly blow them out? 3 august

    4. Pets: gerbils, cats and fish

    5. Eye color: greeny blue

    6. Real/Died hair color: blonde

    7. Piercings: 2 ear peircins

    8. Tattoos: none

    9. How much do you love your job? ermm.....not old enough

    10. Favorite color: purple

    11. Current residence: house

    12. Favorite food: chips

    13. Been to Africa? no

    14. Been toilet papering? Not sure what this means"!!!!!!!

    15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? maybe

    .16. Been in a car accident? no

    17. Croutons or bacon bit? croutons. I dont know

    18. Sprite or 7UP? niether

    favorite movie? all the muppet 1s

    20. Favorite Holiday? christmas

    21. Favorite day of the week? thursdays

    22. Favorite word or phrase: kool

    23. Favorite Restaurant: dunno

    24. Favorite Drink: fresh apple. mmmmm

    25. Favorite sport to watch: football

    26. Preferred type of ice cream: vinilla

    27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: count dracula

    28. Disney or Warner Bros? Disney.

    29. Favorite Fast food restaurant: macdonalds

    30. When was your last hospital visit? cant rememer

    31. What color is your bedroom carpet? blue

    32. How many times did you fail your driver's test?
    not old enough

    33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no

    34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? virgin

    35. What do you do most often when you are bored?
    come on mc

    36. Most annoying thing people ask me/say to me? are u ok? u dont seem ok, are u sure? sooo annoying


    37. Bedtime: when i feel like it


    38. Last Movie you saw: great muppet caper, i know its old

    39. Do you prefer Theater or movie:theater

    40. Time when you finished this: dunno.
  18. StarlitAngel

    StarlitAngel New Member

    1. What time is it? 1:34 PM
    2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: if anybody would've gotten me a cake, there would've been 18
    3. Date that you regularly blow them out? March 15-BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
    4. Pets: three cats and a big dog
    5. Eye color: Green
    6. Real/Died hair color: "Auburn Strawberry Blonde Brown"
    7. Piercings: Ears, used to have belly button
    8. Tattoos: None
    9. How much do you love your job? *sigh* wish i HAD a job...poor college kid
    10. Favorite color: Red
    11. Current residence: A gross dorm room.
    12. Favorite food: CHILI DOGS!!!
    13. Been to Africa? Never been ANYWHERE
    14. Been toilet papering? *sigh* no, again.
    15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Definitely
    16. Been in a car accident? One minor one.
    a. been hit by a car while walking? no....
    b. been hit by a car while riding your bike? no....
    17. Croutons or bacon bit? BOTH, but no lettuce :-D
    18. Sprite or 7UP? Sprite
    19. Favorite movie? So many...The Wizard of Oz (also Janice's favorite, may i add...), the Matrix, Fight Club
    20. Favorite Holiday? Christmas Eve
    21. Favorite day of the week? Friday
    22. Favorite word or phrase: AWESOME!
    23. Favorite Restaurant: Yacco's, Texas Roadhouse
    24. Favorite Drink: Hot Chocolate
    25. Favorite sport to watch: Football w/my boyfriend, hockey by myself
    26. Preferred type of ice cream: chocolate chip cookie dough, i s'ppose
    27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Ernie
    28. Disney or Warner Bros? uh...Warner Bros for Looney Toons, but aside from that, neither
    29. Favorite Fast food restaurant: Wendy's
    30. When was your last hospital visit? Last winter for a sprained ankle>>>my ONLY hospital visit since I was born
    31. What color is your bedroom carpet? *sigh* sure would be nice to HAVE a carpet....there's tile in my dorm room
    32. How many times did you fail your driver's test? i'm taking it for the first time this summer
    33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
    34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? um...can you order Macs at Best Buy?
    35. What do you do most often when you are bored? Play Literati, start debates with people over trivial things
    36. Most annoying thing people ask me/say to me: "You have absolutely no reason to think that" (long story)
    37. Bedtime: too late :-x
    38. Last Movie you saw: Red Dragon
    39. Do you prefer Theater or movie: never been to the theatre, i imagine it would be pretty cool though
    40. Time when you finished this: 1:48
  19. Don'tLiveonMoon

    Don'tLiveonMoon New Member

    1. What time is it? 7:21
    2. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: 21
    3. Date that you regularly blow them out? Feb. 12
    4. Pets: four cats (Peaches, Cookies, Gandalf, Superkat) and 1 dog (Sandy)
    5. Eye color: brown
    6. Real/Died hair color: blonde
    7. Piercings: used to have ears pierced
    8. Tattoos: None
    9. How much do you love your job? i'm a full-time student
    10. Favorite color: blue
    11. Current residence: still at home with my mom and dad and little brother
    12. Favorite food: lasagna or pizza
    13. Been to Africa? no
    14. Been toilet papering? *nope
    15. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? i think so
    16. Been in a car accident? very small one
    a. been hit by a car while walking? no
    b. been hit by a car while riding your bike? no
    17. Croutons or bacon bit? BACON BITS
    18. Sprite or 7UP? neither - I'm a Dr. Pepper person
    19. Favorite movie? many many... some: "Lord of the Rings" (all three, I'm sure), "Forrest Gump," "Sixth Sense," "Mary Poppins," "Lion King," etc.
    20. Favorite Holiday? Christmas!!!
    21. Favorite day of the week? friday
    22. Favorite word or phrase: muh ( a word my brother invented to indicate various emotions)
    23. Favorite Restaurant: Olive Garden
    24. Favorite Drink: Dr. Pepper
    25. Favorite sport to watch: baseball, but I'm not really into sports
    26. Preferred type of ice cream: strawberry
    27. Favorite Sesame Street Character: Ernie
    28. Disney or Warner Bros? Disney!
    29. Favorite Fast food restaurant: Fazoli's
    30. When was your last hospital visit? seventh grade
    31. What color is your bedroom carpet? brown
    32. How many times did you fail your driver's test? haven't taken it
    33. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? No
    34. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? media play
    35. What do you do most often when you are bored? read, listen to music, surf the net
    36. Most annoying thing people ask me/say to me: "What are you going to do when you graduate?"
    37. Bedtime: the wee hours of the morning
    38. Last Movie you saw: Antwone Fisher
    39. Do you prefer Theater or movie: both have their benefits
    40. Time when you finished this: 7:29
  20. electricmayhem

    electricmayhem New Member

    I filled one of these things out once and it took me literally at least 2 hours. But did I get to send it out? NO. Because at that moment my computer decided to disconnect....I was really really upset


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