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Karma Comes to The Muppet Show

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by muppetlover123, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Chapter 1:
    Kermit and Piggy had just layed down to go to sleep...
    Kermit: Ah I cant wait for another day of working on the show tomorrow
    Piggy: Kermie I dont understand how you can work with those weirdos
    Kermit: Piggy those are our friends!
    Piggy: Alright Kermit i am getting very sleepy goodnight
    Kermit: Night
    Kermit kisses Piggy on the cheeck

    The next morning at the Muppet Theater the muppets start pileing into the theater
    Kermit: Good morning everyone are we missing anyone?
    Scooter: Well chief everyone is here
    Kermit: Alright lets start planning anyone got any ideas of what this weeks show can be about?
    Fozzie: Comedy!
    Kermit: No something else
    Gonzo: Artistic Stunts?
    Kermit: No somebody give me a good idea
    Uncle Deadly: How about we do a show all about our past rising up to fame to where were at now, you know like famous moments in our career
    Kermit: Uncle Deadly that sounds great! Terrific Idea! So i guess we will start off with our theme song that we start every show off with The Muppet Show Theme Song!

    Should i write more? im not finished with this chapter but i want some feedback
  2. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    im gonna finish the chapter anyway :) lol

    Kermit: Que the music and fly in the arches
    Thog Sweetums 2 mutations and Timmy Monster come through the big arches but for some reason when Timmy came through the arch the side of the arch was broken and the arch collapsed on Timmy.....
    Kermit: Guys what happened
    Sweetums: I dont know we walked through like normal and something just happened like someone set it up to collapse
    Timmy: Ow what happened where am i?
    Kermit: Your in the Muppet Theater rehearsing the muppet show theme
    Timmy: Idk what that is?
    Kermit: Sheesh
    Kermit walked away with his head hung
    Kermit: Great well i guess we need to find a replacment for Timmy for the muppet show theme.... Scooter get anyone who knows the routine.
    Scooter: Yes chief
    Scooter rushes back moments later
    I found 3 people who know the routine....but there kind of smaller then the other monsters....
    Kermit: Who are they.....
    Pepe: Hola everybody I am here to fill in for Timmy during The Muffin Show theme song
    Kermit: Pepe its the muppet show not muffins
    Pepe: Right the Muffins
    Kermit: (sighs) next
    Cookie Monster: Me like to audition me like cookies and me from street called sesame om nom nom nom nom cookie is best snack invented
    Kermit: Nice try kid last one
    Uncle Deadly: I am here for the role of Timmithy Monster..
    Kermit: Well you got the job Deadly.
  3. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Uncle Deadly in the Muppet Show? Well, he should be back! Sure he is a scary looking Muppet, but I like him. So, I am glad he made a comeback in The Muppets. If Matt Vogel did well with his performance of Deadly, he can great with the other characters.
  4. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    yeah he is a great character :) but i will write more later today kinda busy today
  5. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    "We're gonna need another Timmy..."
  6. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    Chapter 2
    Next day at the muppet theater

    Kermit: alright get ready for the muppet show theme with deadly as Timmy

    Monsters walk through perfectly girl chorus goes and the guys and then the lyrics came up......
    Its time to get things started on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational this is what we call.... kermit gets up and starts to walk over to behind the news man then all of the sudden slips...

    Kermit: WOAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
    Clifford: Yo Kerm you alright
    Kermit: Not really i think i need to be taken to a hospital sheesh
    Veterinarians Hospital sets up under the arches
    Announcer: Time once again for Veterinarians Hospital the continuing story of a quack whos gone to the dogs
    Dr Bob: Well nurse Janice whos the next patient
    Nurse J: Well see for yourself Dr Bob
    Nurse P: Oh its kermit my kermie oh oh oh
    Kermit: Take it easy im ok
    Nurse P: Quiet this is a very dramatic moment Kermit i will nurse you back to health even if it takes a life time
    Nurse J: What do you think wrong with him Dr bob
    Dr Bob: Well for one thing hes been badly exposed to over acting either that or over exposed to bad acting
    Nurse P: im not acting i love him
    Dr Bob: Uh Piggy you can not let your personal feelings affect your duty you are a nurse
    Nurse P: i may be a nurse but i am a woman first
    Dr Bob: Wrong you are a pig first nurse 2nd i dont think woman made the top 10
    hes alright he just looks like he was under heavy sudation
    Nurse J: well he was under sudation he had a 50 pound box of sleeping pills fall on his head
    Kermit: It did not
    Nurse J: i know but its my only joke
    Nurse P: Aww my poor poor kermie
    Dr Bob: well hes still breathing but hes pulse is weak
    Nurse P: Kermie kermie can you hear me its nurse piggy i will never leave your side til you have taken your last breath do you think he heard me
    Dr Bob: He must of his pulse has stopped
    Nurse P: anything happens to him you will have me to account too
    Dr Bob: Good i was wondering who was gonna pay his bill
    Announcer: So we come to end of another Veterinarians Hospital tune in next week when you will hear Kermit say
    Kermit: Let me outta here i wanna get out of here
    Nurse P: No no kermie dont stay here where its safe
    Boulder crashes on piggy

    Scooter: Ughh this is horrible. Muppets can you all have a seat please all muppets please sit. This is urgent Timmy dosnt remeber who he is and Kermit is on crutches we need to plan out the show we start filming the episode tomorrow. We need to think of popular sketches of ours from all the way when we first started til now. Any ideas?
    Mahna Mahna: mahna mahna!!
    Scooter: Great ill write that down
    Fozzie: how about moving right along me and kermit could sing that? right?
    Kermit: oh sure fozzie ill sing it with you
    Scooter: Terrific
    Gonzo: How about Stepping out with a star? And me eating the Rubber tire?
    Scooter: Sure
    Rizzo: how about that song at the begining of muppets take manhatten Together Again?
    Scooter: Thats great!
    Pepe: How about me and seymor's act
    Scooter: Well we will see how that does in our show...
    Dr Teeth: can you picture that?
    Scooter: Great classic!
    Kermit: Rainbow Connection
    Scooter: Anything for you boss you sure you will be able to play our banjo?
    Kermit: Sure and if not the band can help out.
    Scooter: Alright
    Johnny Fiama: How about me and Sal singing that Bohemian Rhapsody song we sung on that telethon
    Scooter: Got it!
    Walter: Lifes a happy song repise as the finale!?
    Scooter: You got it and ill add in simon smith and his dancing bear i think we got our show Boss lets see what we have
    The Muppet Show Theme
    Mahna Mahna
    Moving Right along- kermit fozzie
    Stepping out with a star- gonzo kermit fozzie
    Together again
    Pepe and seymor
    Can you picture that- electric mayhem
    Bohemian Rhapsody- johnny and sal
    simon smith and his dancing bear- scooter fozzie
    Rainbow connection
    and last lifes a happy song repise
    We got it guys filming starts tomorrow everyone be here at 9:00 AM sharp.
    Kermit: Gee Scooter i hope nothing bad happens while were filming tomorrow
    Scooter: Me too cheif have a great night
    Kermit: You too
  7. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    Excellent, muppetlover123! You put down our favorite songs. More soon please!
  8. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    tomorrow be patient young grass hopper haha
    Twisted Tails likes this.

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