This is a Muppet Fanfic Mupdate! The authoress of this epic novel has stated that she is unable to post at the moment due to being buried under a mountain of schoolpapers. Wha? Nooooo! *Mountain of papers fall ontop of Newsie. *Reemerging from under his desk... In other KG news... We here at Muppet Central wish the novel a happy 9th birthday, to be celebrated as its astounding to think a work of fanfic has attained such status within the community. Everyone keeps checking out this novel whenever it's available at the Three Candlesticks Library and purchase the latest chapter on sale at the Coming Unbound Bookstore. *The mountain dissasembles into a loose pile, quickly swept away by in the background. So happy birthday Kermie's Girl, cake will be served by the authoress as soon as she makes the details public to this reporter. That is all for this Muppet Fanfic Mupdate.