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MC Dorms: 2009: Home for the Holidays.

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Sep 2, 2009.

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  1. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Aile: *is busy roffling on the floor* Cleveland Jr.! XPPPP

    RF: *confused* O.O

    Zoot: *clings to Lips in fear*

    Spamela: *leaves out of repulsion* XP
  2. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth (to Janice) Hey...uh...blonde goil--girl--do you like...music? Wanna take a ride in de buuuuussssssssss? Ah'll give you an extreme makeover! Eh? Eh? (nudges RF) HAW HAW HAW! (grabs stomach, laughing at his own joke) HAW HAW HAW!
  3. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    RF: :confused: Uncle Teeth, you're scaring me.

    Zoot: *weakly* RF, that's--that's not-- *flinches and then leans over the bed again* BLEH!
  4. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Lips: O_O *is clung to* *blushes*

    Janice: Lefty, like, where's the REAL Dr. Teeth? O_O

    Lips: *hurriedly cleans up after Zoot* Why don't I get you a bowl? That's what Cait uses when she has that problem.
  5. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth: Yuh okay, Shades? I tink poyhaps youse had better lie down an' take a nap...it's not verry gallant doing that in fronna da women. (to RF) Where's Spammeh? Kin yuh take me ta Spammeh, boy? Ah'll buy youse...ah'll buy youse...(winces at the thought of buying anything)...ah'll buy youse an ice cream cone...riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. On. Right on.
  6. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    RF: Ooh, ice cream! But--but wait, isn't Janice your girlfriend? Huh? =P

    Chamberlain: *mumbles rudely* On the carpet, Zoot...? XP

    Zoot: *screeches* GET OUT! *falls back against the bed* Uhhhh...yeah. I think--mrrmph--that'd be better, Lips...
  7. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Lips: *hands him a large bowl* Here, keep it close by.

    Janice: Yeah, like, why are you going after Spamela? =/

    Cait: ... what's going on again? =PPP
  8. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth: Who's Janice? :confused: HAW HAW HAW, boy! Y'all wanna git me in trouble wit Spammeh! HAW HAW HAW! Yuh little scamp! HAW HAW HAW HAW!

    (rubs chin; fake beard comes off; quickly pastes it back on before anyone notices)

    Yo funnier dan dat rascal Brer Rabbit! HAW HAW HAW HAW!
  9. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: Doup? XP

    RF: O.O *clasps his hands to his mouth at the scandal* Are you pulling a Tiger Woods, Uncle Teeth?

    Zoot: *sneers at Lefty and then turns back to Lips* Thanks, baby. =(
  10. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: Exactly. XPP

    Janice: Like, cut it out, Lefty, I know it's you. =/

    Lips: *smiles sweetly at Zoot* You're welcome. Want me to fix you some broth? =)
  11. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth lights a cigar; unbeknownst to him, it's one of Crazy Harry's exploding specialties.

    Lefty Teeth: C'mon, boy, time's a-wastin'. I gots ta meet my--


    Cigar explodes; Lefty falls backwards, and lands on a table, breaking it with his weight.

    Lefty Teeth: WHUT DA HELLZ? ! I coulda been killed! (grabs heart) Mercy! (to RF) Help yo uncle up, son...where's Janice? Is dat da name of da blonde chick-a-roonie? Er is dat someone else?
  12. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: ...AAAAAAAAAH! *still roffling and lawling on the floor* XPP

    RF: O_O

    Zoot: Not thanks, I think I wouldn't be able to--GYAH! Not my table! That was my Aunt Ruth's!
  13. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: Calm down, Ailie. XPPP

    Janice: :confused: Like, wow...

    Lips: *grabs Zoot's hand* Calm down, hon. *strokes his hand gently* It'll all be all right...
  14. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth: Whatchoo laughin' at my misfortune fo'? I like almost broke my back!

    (heaves himself up)

    Does anyone have cheese? Ah'm in de mood fo' cheese...

    Lefty enters.

    Lefty: 'Ey mooks, 'ave youse seen Mr. Toitle? I wanna dip 'im in a bucket of soapy water. (to Lefty Teeth) Hello, good sir. Pleasant evening, isn't it? Please don't hoit me! Have youse seen my poor widdle toitle? Ah miss him sooo much...I wanna drown him in soap suds! Riiiiiiiiiiight!
  15. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Chamberlain: ...wha--? *blinks and then glances back and forth between the two Leftys* :confused: ... :confused: *jumps out a window--eben though they're on the first floor* XP

    Ailie: *picks up "Lefty"* Hi Mr. Turtle... XP

    RF: *hides the Cheez Whiz* Not 'til you say sorry to Janice for pulling Tiger Woods on her. XP

    Zoot: RF, he isn't-- *moans and buries his face in a pillow again* Shoot me, Lips. X_X
  16. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: ... um... Dr... no, this isn't happening... :confused:

    Janice: ... that's it, like, I'm going back to my room. *starts to leave*

    Lips: And waste such a precious life? No, I'm not gonna do that. *gives Zoot a plushie* I will give you this, though. =33
  17. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle (to Ailie) Blast! How did you know it was me? For years I've prided myself as a master of disguise! And you were able to see right through! =/

    Lefty Teeth: Hey Roosenfelt Frankenstein, how 'bout dat game 'a b-ball...I wanna shoot some hoops. Maybe Spammeh will walk by, an' she kin see what an ath-a-lete I am...an' bring Janice too...and that blonde goil whose name I dunno...ah wanna dance wit her!

    (does ridiculous dance)

    Ha cha cha cha cha cha! Ha cha cha cha cha cha!


    Cheez Whiz?
  18. WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *shrugs and gives him a bottle with grape juice in it* XP

    RF: You can't have it. XP

    Zoot: Aw, Lips...you're so-- *turns away for a minute, retching into the bowl* --geh. X_X

    Dr. Teeth: *the real one, that is, struts in during Lefty's dance* :confused: ...uhhhhh...whut'd I miss?
  19. AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Lips: *wips Zoot's mouth with a rag* Feeling better? A little?

    Cait: Bad imposter Teeth, bad. XPP

    Janice: *turns around to see Dr. Teeth* Dr. Teeth? Like, is that you? =33
  20. Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty Teeth (oblivious to Dr. Teeth) Ah jus' love mah flab! Lookit it! Hypnotic, ain't it? My belly jiggles! HAW HAW HAW HAW! (to Zoot) Here ya go, Shades...this'll cure what's ailin' yuh...

    (throws glass of water in Zoot's face)


    Lookit me! Ah'm da Cheshire Cat! (wide grin) Buhuhuhuhuh!

    (dances and sings to the tune of "Macho Man")

    Fatso fatso man
    I wanna be
    A fatso man!

    Oh wait...ah already AM! HAW HAW HAW HAW! Get jiggy wit it! HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW! =D
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