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Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Sep 2, 2009.
*Behind the lunch counter.
Order up! What'll ya have?
Cotterpin: It's a guest!
Newsie (holding Cotterpin): It's a guest!
Spike (straggling behind, hands in his pockets): Is dis gon' be on da test?
Pearl (hopping toward the party): Wine's been poured, an' THANK TH' LORD! ... I got mah blouse all nice an' pressed!
Cotterpin (to the Count, motioning to Kelly): With ice cream, she'll want tea!
Kelly (objects): Oh, no, wait -- too sweet for me!
Pearl (putting an arm over Ed's shoulder): So, now, hon -- ain't the year over?
Newsie (looks around): Who'll be serving, is it Grover?
Kelly (rubs hands): Get me warm, piping hot!
Spike (sniffs around): Uh, so, Ed -- what's in da pots?
Kelly: Hurry up! My back feels achy and compressed!
All: We've got a lot to do! Read her Silent fic, have you? The year is done --.
Spike (sips coffee and looks at Godzilla): Dat t'ing weighs a ton ....
All: For the last time, we're your guests! We're your guests! We're your gueeeeests!
Count: Ah, our guests.
UD: Oui, our guests.
*Bats, dropping servillettes.
Tie your napkins.
Me, to Kell: Round your neck cherie.
UD: And we'll provide the rest.
Me: Try the soup or call it chowdah'.
It'll soon get ya hottah'.
Put our service to the test.
Have the braised short ribs.
*Plating for Spike.
Won't have need for no bibs.
Count: Just remember to pay the fare.
Or a slice of the cheesecake.
Peppermints for Doozers to take.
UD: Small enough for all to share.
*Pats Pin's head gingerly.
Just fold up your menu.
Have a taste and then you'll...
All: Be our guest!
Be our guest!
Be our guest!
*Music humming continues as general myrth and chatter and clatter ensues.
*Huggles to Kells, happy New Year's everyboddeeeeeeeeeee!
Kelly: MMMMMMMMM ... soup sounds lovely. Thanks!
Spike (piles stuff on his plate): What's a bib?
Cotterpin: Cheesecake? Awesome!
Pearl: Lemme get all this here stuff on me, folks ... I got a pure windfall th' other day ... you can have all the fixin's on the house!
Kelly (tugging at Spike): C'mon. I got to get back to the apartment and study.
Spike (stares at her with the keg in his arms): But ... but ... he got me ... REAL ... beer....
Kelly (sighs): Okay, stay. But I gotta go. Thanks, Ed! See ya around! *leaves*
Pearl (sniffs): Must ... resist ... chocolates ... not ... resistin' ... well. *digs around the restaurant* GIMME SOME CHOCOLATES 'ROUND HERE!
Spike (emptied out the keg, to Newsie): So, how was da trip wit' Lil' Bit?
Newsie: Cotterpin? It was a nice enough vacation. I might take her elsewhere though. She finds foreign architecture very stimulating.
Newsie: -_- She is INTRIGUED by it, you big oaf. The news game has been rather slow anyway, and I have lots of paid time off from all those workman's comp settlements, so I feel a lengthy globetrotting adventure would do the both of us some good. What about you? How's life with a human?
Spike (shakes head): I ain't drunk enough ta kiss an' tell. She's been studyin' fer a coupla weeks, hopin' ta pass dat exam o' hers. An' dat's just studyin' drugs an' stuff. Dat ain't even countin' all da uddah stuff she wants ta work on 'fore she heads on ovah to da testin' site. *throws a peanut at Lefty and Chamberlain* 'Ey, mooks! We gotta go hang out at da docks later! All dis polite company's makin' my scales itch. *to Newsie* No offense.
Pearl (acts like she's gonna keep RF from getting any -- that's what she said ): What do you say to yer Auntie Pearl, honey pot?
*Sweeps coins into the till. Sokay. Drink in peace, I ain't gonna do nothing. For now...
Say, does anyone still have the recipe for making Killer Shrew drinks? Meh, never mind, my system can't take that stuff.
*Grabs pineapple jelly doughnut and some milk for self.
*Count's eating an omwich with ingredients of his choosing, it's a Friday the 13th specialty.
Thanks, though it's not for me.
*Finishes meal, finds good spots to watch the fireworks display.
Wha huh? *Fails to notice whaza going on.
Prairiecoming into the room I can't sleep.
Have you tried reading a book or counting sheep?
Prairie:Well I tried both.I'm tired but I just can't sleep.
Wellll maybe what you need is a lullaby. Kind of a special "Mom-like/Oldest Dormroomie" Lullaby
Prairieyawning and laying on the couchI'll try anyth...Hold it!Don't you DARE!sitting up
What do you mean?trying not to laugh
Prairie:You were going to do what Ricky Gervais did to Elmo!
Me? I'm not a celebrity!
Prairie:No..but you said you were going to sing me a Mom-like Oldest Dormroomie Lullaby
nodding my head OK..I'm sorry. I wouldn't have been able to have done it anyway.First of all,I don't know how to play the guitar.Second,I started to feel guilty because you really do look sleepy.Want some warm milk?
Prairie:Yeah...just a little.
in a British accentIn a nice Celebrity cup?
Just joking.Here we go..the one with a kitten's picture on it.heating up some milk and handing it to Prairie Here you go.
Prairie:Thanks.drinking it Then she starts giggling. I wonder if Elmo had nightmares after that "Celebrity Lullaby"
Prairie!That's not nice!
I guess he'll never want a celebrity to sing to him again,huh?
Prairie:Guess not.I think I'll be able to sleep now.
OK sweetie kissing the top of her head Sweet dreams.
Prairie:hugging meThanks Kath..you too.
Everyone ready to watch Extreme Home Makeover tonight? Kermit,Miss Piggy and a few of the other Muppets are supposed to be on it.
Prairie:Hey great! Okay!
Grover:You know...I am thinking.
Grover:I hope if The Swedish Chef is on there,he does not think of some crazy ideas for the kitchen!
all of us laugh
I'm sure if he does,the leader of the group will politely refuse.
Grover:WHEW! That is a relief!
Rosita: If there's a girl's room,I hope they make it all nice and pretty.
Knowing Miss Piggy,I'm sure she'll insist the room looks pretty enough for a little girl!
Hi... Thought everybody should know this. The dorms will close down on Friday per the usual closure of the term. The "Sorry, We're Closed" thread will be opened then. The new term/dorms thread should open next Monday, but as I'm involved in a coupla other things, and need help with figuring how to set up a mirror version of the dorms either on a backup site or Facebook in addition to here on MC I make no promise it will be here on time.
Thanks for understanding and have a good day.
Check PMs when you have a chance.I had an idea.
To Kathy: Read and replied.
*Mail arrives with my Mega Man books.
Yaey! *Gets washed in old memories.
*Sends a get-well card with muffins to Zoot.
coming into Room 6 with my dormies after walking around the campus
See? Told you 3 it'd be cold!
Rosita:Oh I wasn't cold. Ah-CHOO!
Bless you!And what were you saying?
Rosita: OK...so it was cold.But we got some exercise.
Right.But honestly,you three don't need to come out with me while it's so cold out.
they look at each other and finally Groverspeaks up
Grover:Are you sure,Kathy? I mean we did promise you that we'd go for walks with you.
I still think it's a silly idea that you do.But you all insisted. How about you come with me ONLY when it's not so cold outside? Sound like a good idea?
Grover looks at Gaffer laying curled up on the couch in front of the furnaceLucky kitty cat.You're all nice and toasty warm !
*Sends mugs of warmed apple juice to Room 6. Or would you guys prefer hot chocolate instead?
Hot chocolate please and thank mew Ed !
Prairie:With marshmallows please!
Prairie...the guy is kind enough to make us hot chocolate.It's OK if it's just regular hot chocolate.Besides,I have marshmallows in the cabinet.
Prairie:Oh. Forget the marshmallows,then,Ed.Thanks!
voice: Oh good.
*Still in voice, to the camera: I had the hot chocolate ready anyway.
Marshmallows? Seems Kathy has those already. But I'll add peppermints to whoever wants.
Scooter: Hey, Erin, some box just came for you today.
Erin: Is it from some address in upstate New York?
Scooter: Seems to be.
Erin: Okay, that's my book swap box. Can someone find me a knife?
Storyteller: (humming ballad of Sir Blunderbrain) What's going on?
Erin: (opening box) I signed up for a book swap. One person loads a box full of books and it gets passed down through a group of people. And each person takes out a few books and adds some of their own.
Nora: (peering into box) Ooh, Diane Duane. I've been looking for some of her books. (takes book out) And Scooter, there's a couple of Star Trek books in here.
Beige: (entering room) Hey, guys, Ed just put out the alert that this place is closing up on Friday.
Storyteller: Oh, is it that time of the year again? Guess we'd better reserve the storage shed and the rickshaw.
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