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MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, May 19, 2009.

  1. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    WHOOOO DAAAAT! Saints win and it's Mardi Gras in Miami a week ahead of schedule.

    Ding-dong the Lefty's dead.
    Which ol' Lefty.
    The sneak-thief Lefty.
    Ding-dong the sneaky Lefty's dead.
    He's gone, he's gone you know.
    Down where the goblins go.
    But they wouldn't have him, no.
    So they tossed him back out.
    Ding-dong the sneaky Lefty's dead.
     
  2. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (sighs): Bro will live on this for weeks. Thanks for the heads up, Ed.
     
  3. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (dressed as 60s Batgirl): My life is one step closer to completion.

    Turbo: Oh yeah? Why?

    Me (fangirl squeals): I have Adam West as a friend on Facebook! It was mega-awesome when I friended Gordon from Sesame Street, but this guy is one of the coolest dudes ever!

    Oscar (staring dryly at Kelly): At least she didn't use some stupid "holy whatever" joke.

    Rizzo (flipping through a magazine): Give 'er time. Dere's still plenty o' hours left in da day.
     
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Me, Is floored by Kell's new look.

    Count: Vell, at least she didn't go with the cat-suit.
    UD: Or the Jeanie outfit.
    Count: That'd've killed him for sure.
    UD: How do you know he's not dead now?
    Count: Your boss hasn't sent you a GR-IM has he?
    UD: No... Not yet...

    *Me, soft squeee, still knocked out.
     
  5. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (laughs, trying to wake Ed up by waving a paper fan in front of his face)
     
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Still out of it. Gimme 5 more minutes...
     
  7. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (dances)

    Rizzo: Kool-Aid! Score!

    Turbo: What is -- *drinks Kool-Aid* Wowwwwww ... @_@

    Oscar (facepalms)
     
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Me, is dreaming... And typing some outlines... Party away you fools. Soon your little party will be crashed. Heeheehee.
     
  9. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Oscar: Now the party'll be trashed? NOW we're talkin', heheheheh!

    Turbo (drunk on Kool-Aid, to Spamela): Baby ... I'm all da male you'll evah need.

    Rizzo (scatting with Zoot)
     
  10. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Rizzo (still obliviously scatting, getting more and more lively)

    Turbo (hiccups): Yer loss, toots. *finds the balloons* 'Ey, baby ... I'm all da male you'll evah need.
     
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Crashes through into the party. Boom Baby! ! !
    *Grabbies BatKellygirl and does a mean twisting dance.

    Partay! New thread's up! We're all mad here, it's the Queen's way or no way at all.
    *Count and Uncle D come in after him, setting up the chips and dip, along with the feed to the party music line.
     
  12. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (reads through the new thread): Wow. Whoopee! I can rule the world!

    Rizzo: I don't t'ink "assistant managah" has dat kinda power, Batgirl.

    Me: So, I'm kinda like the Majory of Hensonville? Offer advice, sing some songs ... don't really do anything productive? *sticks out tongue and laughs*
     
  13. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Mad glint in his eyes... Of course you can rule the world BatKellygirl... You can rule it by my side forever. *Insane villain laugh.
    *Sprinklers suddenly shower all over Rizzo. Heh, one of Pin's little pranks. *Keeps dancing with Kelly.
     
  14. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (grins evilly, swaps the Bat costume for a Scar one, draws a little red scar on her left eyebrow and sings): I never thought humans essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain. But, maybe, they've a glimmer of potential -- if allied to my vision and brain!

    Rizzo and Turbo (sadly dressed as hyenas): Doodoodoodoodoodoodoodoodoo.

    Me (to Rizzo and Turbo): It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs! But we're talking kings and successions! *points to everyone else* Even YOU can't be caught unawares! *twirls around* So prepare for the chance of a lifetime! Be prepared for senSATIONAL news! A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer --

    Oscar (holds up a sign like Wile E. Coyote): Stop her, she's bleeding our ear-uhs.

    Me (laughs): Just listen to teacher! I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded, when at last I am given my dues! *slides on the ground, a spotlight illuminating her* And justice deliciously squared -- BE PREPARED!
     
  15. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: ... have you ever had those days when you just feel a little... off? :confused:

    Digit: Ever felt like you were meant for something else? :confused:

    Janice: ... like, what're you doing? :confused:

    Cait: ... *snaps out of it* Huh? =PPP

    Janice: Figures. XPPP *goes to see what the others are up to*
     
  16. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (holding up a sign): Will be up to something for food.

    Rizzo (holding up a sign): Am I ever up to no good?

    Turbo (holding up a sign): Doozahs fear "up".

    Oscar (holds a naughty sign, LOL)
     
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Whirls around dressed in black mage's robes, the shredded ends of the sleeves flaring out in the breeze like snaking tendrils.
    :sing:
    I admit that in the past I've been a nastie.
    They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a jerk.
    But you'll find that nowadays.
    I've mended all my ways.
    Repented, seen the light, and made it work.
    Ah yes...
    And I fortunately know a little magic.
    It's a talent I always have possessed.
    And here lately, please don't laugh.
    I use it on behalf.
    Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed.

    Pathetic poor unfortunate souls.
    In pain, in need.
    This one longing to be thinner.
    That one wants to get the girl.
    And do I help them? Yes indeed.
    Those poor unfortunate souls.
    So sad, so true.
    They come flocking to my cauldron.
    Crying 'Spells Sorceror please'.
    And I help them, yes I do.

    Now it's happened once or twice.
    Someone couldn't pay the price.
    And I'm afraid I had to rake him across the coals.
    Yes I've had the odd complaint.
    But on the whole I've been a saint.
    To those poor unfortunate souls.

    *Spoken:
    Here's my best offer Kellykins.
    I know this spell that'll turn you into a human for three days.
    :batty: That's 3 days!
    Now it's got a bit of a proceedural clause.
    Sort of a Dead Pro Quo.
    Before the sun sets on the third day, you've got to get dear old Princy to kiss you.
    If you do, you'll stay human forever.
    But if you don't?
    Nothing drastic darling, I'm sure.
    *Flipping through Grimness Book of Records.
    Oh look, small print!
    Your soul is mine forever and you're doomed to spend eternity in my black darksoaked lair.
    *In Vincent Price voice: Lawyers, don't you just love 'em?
    Of course, there is one more thing... My fee.
    Don't have anything?
    I'm not asking for much.
    Only... Your voice/kiss.
    Yes, your voice/kiss. How would you ever...?
    You'll have your looks, your pretty face.
    And don't underestimate the power of body language!

    :sing:
    The men up there don't like a lot of blabber.
    They think a girl who gossips is a bore.
    Yes on land it's much prefered.
    For ladies not to say a word.
    And after all dear what is idle prattle for?
    Come on, they're not at all impressed with conversation.
    True gentlemen avoid it when they can.
    But they dote and swoon and fawn.
    On a lady who's withdrawn.
    It's she who halts her tongue who gets a man.

    Come on you poor unfortunate soul.
    Go ahead, make your choice.
    I'm a very busy man.
    And I haven't got all day.
    It won't cost much, just your voice.
    You poor unfortunate soul.
    It's sad, but true.
    If you want to cross a bridge my sweet, you've got to pay the toll.
    Take a gulp and take a breath, go ahead and sign the scroll.
    Eek, Squeak, now I've got her bats, the boss is on a roll.
    *Hitting long notes, drawing the last line out.
    You poor unfortunate soul!

    *Casting spell.
    Beluga, ooga-booga, come winds of the Caspian Sea.
    Larynx and sighs, glass-eyeses, and murkler disguises, now fortunate me.
    Now sing, sing your voice over to me dear.
    *Aria of singing voice being drained.
    Sing, keep singing.
    *After the transfer's complete...
    Now kiss, kiss for your life child.
    *Gets the payment he wanted all along.
     
  18. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: Oooh, pretty nail polish! *drags Vicki 'n Janice over* We are SO getting our nails done today! =333

    Vicki: But nail polish makes my fingers look weird... =/

    Cait: ... from geek to chic? XPPP

    Janice: Like, yeah. Time to get a makeover, Vicki. XPPP

    Vicki: I'll feel silly, though...
     
  19. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Me (opens mouth): ...

    Rizzo (snickers)

    Me (holds up sign): Hey, I didn't sign anything! This is illegal! Where's a magic pitchfork when you need it?

    Oscar (laughs): Who ya gonna kiss, Speechless?

    Me (thinks)

    Rizzo (to Ed): Good luck wit' dat voice. You'll make that Hung guy sound positively angelic.

    Me (growls silently, trying to think of someone to kiss)

    Turbo: Outta all da guys livin' here, ain't no prince?
     
  20. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hmmm... Now what to do with this voice locket. *Dangles it just out of reach. Uh-nuh, ain't getting it back until you kiss da' guy.
    Uncle D, hide this with my crystal ball and the black bat crystal of power.
    *He takes the trinkets and places them in a chest of treasured items, next to a beating blackened heart.
    Yeah... Guess I left you speechless Kells.
    *Evil laughter.
     

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