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Meet the Internet's new star: a slab of cheese

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Winslow Leach, May 22, 2007.

  1. lael

    lael New Member

    ~ I love a good Burns skit.
  2. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Yeah, same here. Anything involving Burns and/or Smithers is a guaranteed laugh riot!:crazy:
  3. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Yeah, like the one where Homer's dog is sick and he has to ask Mr. Burns for money and he ask Smithers about if he were sniffing at his crotch or something and Smithers said "If YOU did it sir?" lol. CLASSIC

  4. muppet baby

    muppet baby Active Member

    I am sure that you know that is me also when it comes to cheeze he he that is my all time faverite food he he :)
  5. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

  6. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Yeah, that was great! Or the one (from "Rosebud"), where Smithers fantasizes Burns popping out of a giant birthday cake, wearing only a sash, and singing, "happy birthday, Mr. Smithers!"

    Or the one from one of the Treehouse of Horror episodes where Burns is a vampire.

    Or how 'bout the one where Burns adopts Bart to be his heir. Burns tries to act Bart's age (lol), and play football with him. Burns is decked out in this ancient-looking football outfit, and slowly runs to kick the ball, panting, and ends up kicking Smithers in the head instead of the ball.
  7. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Smithers turns on his computer, and a graphic of Burns appears:

    Burns: Hello, Smithers, you are quite good at turning me on.

    Smithers (to Lisa): Um...you probably shouldn't have seen that.

  8. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    No, I thought the line was You should probably ignore that or something along those lines

  9. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Yeah, "you should probably just ignore that."

    Another great Burns episode is when he builds a casino in Springfield, and becomes a crazed, Howard Hughes-like recluse.
  10. muppet baby

    muppet baby Active Member

    LOL That is one of my all time favetite simsons eposides i love that show i don't think i have missed a eposide he he he :)
  11. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    It's my favorite show, too, and I've seen every episode since day 1!:)
  12. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member



    And it's got a name!
  13. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    lol, this episode was on last night. It's still classic. Lobo, lobo, Sherrif Lobo.

  14. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Yeah, it's too funny!

    Ice Man: You've got to start charging more than a dollar a bag! We lost four more men on this expedition!

    Apu: If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it.


    Smithers: You want Bobo, don't you, sir?

    Burns: Liar! I'll give you the thrashing of a lifetime! (weakly hits Smithers) Uhhh...uggghhh...resistance is futile!


    (Smithers, in a teddy bear outfit, jumps onto Burns' lap)

    Smithers: It's me, sir! Bobo! Hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!

    I bet the cheese gets a kick out of this show, too.
  15. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    What about the best one:
    Bart: Hey Apu, there's a head in this bag
    Apu: Oooooo, a head bag, chop full of heady goodness

  16. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Heh, yeah, that's a good one!

    Or when Homer trips, "how long have we had this fish tank?"
  17. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Ugh...I just looked at that piece of cheese again & my stomach turned!BLECCHH! (and I'm pretty sure my face turned GREEN!)
  18. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Heh, yeah, I don't think it's aging well...;)
  19. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    It's alive!:crazy: :p
  20. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    another reason why I dont like cheese

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