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Meet the Internet's new star: a slab of cheese

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Winslow Leach, May 22, 2007.

  1. Pork

    Pork Active Member

    I like cheese. But maybe not that one...
  2. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    Haha! Funny!:D
  3. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    Has anybody seen it lately? It has a fricken Rugby ball on top of it

  4. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

  5. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    Really now?:confused: I don't see it.
  6. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    It WAS on there, I'm not going crazy.........er

  7. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    You might not be, but that still is crazy.
  8. Teheheman

    Teheheman Well-Known Member

    From the Cheddarvision.tv website

    Wedginald, an exceptional handmade 44lb West Country Farmhouse Cheddar and international star of Cheddarvision TV, has almost come of age. He will have been maturing for 11 months on 19 November and will be ready to enjoy just before Christmas. As a fitting end to the first year of Cheddarvision we at West Country Farmhouse Cheesemakers are going to auction Wedginald to the highest bidder and donate all the proceeds to BBC Children in Need.

  9. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Nooooooooooo! Don't EAT Wedginald!:eek:

    At least he's being auctioned off for a great cause!

    But still...a cheese that size? Surely someone can use a watch-cheese to keep burglars away with his mighty stench!
  10. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    Wow! And Yuck! Just proof that people really will pay for anything.:p :crazy:
  11. muppet baby

    muppet baby Active Member

    amen to that tony you and i are thinking alike ;) :eek:
  12. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Wedginald, we hardly knew ye!:cry:

    He's gone, but not forgotten...it was a good ride, little cheese man...you brought so much joy and happiness to millions of viewers, and now...(sigh)...

    Mice all over the world are mourning your loss.

    I will now offer a 21-cracker salute to...to the bestest darned cheese in the world!

    A true Renissance man, Wedginald appeared in such films as The Cheese Who Shot Liberty Valance, Brokeback Cheddar, A Clockwork Bluecheese and Mighty Mozerella Madness. He was the author of the best-selling Let's Fight the Real Enemy: Lactose Intolerance, and recorded the smash number-one album, What the **** Are You Looking At? Haven't You Ever Seen a 44lb Pound of Cheddar Before? which spawned the hit single of the same title, a sharp, angry, finger-pointing diatribe about a mutant cheese trying to survive in a judgemental world. Both album and single immediately went Gold, and are available on the Kraft label.
  13. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    ****, man.

    You speak the cheesy truth, brotha.


    Kraft cries for him too.

    A huge inspiration to the cheese world.
  14. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    (shakes head sadly)

    Not just the cheese world, Claudia...not just the cheese world...:cry:

    (Leach unconsciously nibbles on a piece of cheddar)
  15. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Tony, what the heck?
    That's rude! D:

    -Covers a cheddar's nonexistant eyes-

    Don't look, Hynkel! D:
  16. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member


    (as he is about to take another bite)

    OHMYGOSH! I'm poisoned!

    (throws cheese across the room)

    I feel like such a hypocrite!
  17. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    I don't get it? Is it still going?
  18. The Shoe Fairy

    The Shoe Fairy Active Member

    I know this! Sadly, poor old Mr Cheese has left for New Zealand, and has been eaten by now :(
  19. Ilikemuppets

    Ilikemuppets New Member

    I just thought they liked it that way in France.;)
  20. animal0606

    animal0606 New Member

    Only here would a big slab of molded cheese have its own thread!..i am surrounded by a bunch of muppets..Now get out of my way! ..i want a slice

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