This outline takes place in the fifht season. Cold Opening/ Lobby Pops asks Cher who she is. Cher is offended that he doens't know who see is. Pops then realizes who she is: Lucille Ball! Introduction Kermit says that he is proud to have Cher as tonights guest. Miss Piggy hears this and karate chops Kermit. Then she introduces the opening number. Opening Number: Take Me Home Cher sings in a disco setting, which consists of a disco ball, a black background, and a lot of lighting. She is joined by Sweetums, Timmy, and one of the Bossmen. Balcony Waldorf: That song gives a good message. Statler: What's that? Waldorf: Take me home. (they both laugh hysterically) Introduction Annie Sue Pig tells the audience that Kermit has asked her to do the next introduction. Song: It's Your Thing Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem perform. Backstage The Electric Mayhem greet Cher backstage. They exchange autographs, but Animal would much rather chase her around and yell, "WOMAN! WOMAN!" Miss Piggy sees this and wonders why Animal never chases her around. This prompts Animal to attempt to chase Piggy, but she karate chops him. Muppet News The Newsman reports that a lost ship has just been found after being missing for 29 years. The Newsman then reads that the son of the ships original owner is going to give it to the newsman as a present. The Newsman is delighted and asks, "Let me have it", and the ship falls on him from the sky. Dressing Room Miss Piggy talks to Cher, threatening her to stay away from her frog, and karate chops her in advance, "just in case". UK Spot: Spirit in the Sky The Ghosts from the Vincent Price episode sing while flying into the sky, in a cloudy setting. Gong Hitting Various muppets stand in line to hit a gong. First, Link does it, then Lew Zeland does it, then Lips does it, then Marvin Suggs does it, then Gonzo comes by and shoots the gong. Dressing Room Cher talks to Scooter about what a rough night it's been, being chased by Animal and karate chopped by Miss Piggy. She also complains about Kermit rejecting her requests for what she wanted to do on the show. Scooter akss her what she wanted to do, which promts her to sing "All I Really Want to Do", and they get joined by Louis Kazagger, Fozzie, Zeke, Rowlf, Rizzo, Annie Sue Pig, Pink Frackle, Droop, trumpet-nosed Fazoob, Male Koozebanian Creature, and Female Koozebanian Creature. Veterinarian's Hospital The patient is a penguin, who is feeling really cold everywhere he goes, even the dessert. Rowlf has one cure: jump in the fire place! Backstage Miss Piggy asks Kermit if he is going to send Cher home. Kermit says that he can't send Cher home because she is the guest. Miss Piggy karate chops Kermit again. Introduction Beauregard introduces the closing number. Closing Number: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot me Down) Cher sings on top of a balcony while one of Bobby Benson's babies takes a gun and keeps trying to shoot her down. Eventually, the baby shoots the balcony and Cher falls down, but the Baby was on one end of a see saw, which he balcony lands on, sending the baby flying into Statler and Waldorf's balcony. The Baby then keeps shooting at Cher for the rest of the number. Balcony Statler: (to the baby) Well, it looks like Cher shard the stage with you. Waldorf: Cher always shares things because that's her name. (Statler and Waldorf laugh. The Baby is not amused, so he hits them both with his gun) Good Night Cher says that she didn't have a good time. Kermit asks why, and then Miss Piggy karate chops both Kermit and Cher, Animal starts to attack her, and the baby starts shooting again. Gonzo, Beauregard, Annie Sue Pig, Gaffer, and Rizzo also appear in the good-nights. Closing For a special closing, the orchestra musicians keep getting shot while performing the closing theme, causing their notes to be a bit off-key. after credits/ balcony Statler and Waldorf congraduate the baby on a job well done. After that, the baby shoots at Zoot when he blows his saxaphone. The ITC logo comes up, and the logo get's shot at by several gun shots.