Miss Piggy: The Beginning

Ha, he's too old for that!

chapter 7

the beauty pagent was still coming
"curl my hair faster summer!"said piggy
suddenly there was a scream outside like a girl being thrown off a cliff...
"who was that?!?"said piggy nervously
"oh just super grover trying to save someone better way to be safe is to save yourself!"
"ok..."
"you look better than last time! I mean purple opera gloves never worked on anyone else...."
"yeah I know I wish I'd found'm sooner
the tv was on the news channel where they saw autumn still traumatized like a puppy that was thrown into a lake.
"yeesh she looks like she got hit by a bus!"
"she got hit by you!"
"well she did deserve it!"
"she totally did!"

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"autumn another beauty pagent is coming and it's only in 10 hours!"said sur agent excitedly
autumn immediately snapped out of her trance
"get my gun!"
"excuse me?..."
"uh...I mean get my dress!"
autumn would have to stay in a wheel chair but she did her best to outshine piggy she used foundation to get rid of the red circles and gave her pills to stop saying I hate that pig....
she curled her hair and added red highlight and wore the most stunning silver dress that could easily blind anyone who look into it...

Get my Gun?! GULP!!! LOL Autumn better not kill my Pig!

Ha Ha, and she needed pills to stop saying that she hates Piggy! Ha!

And I love Piggy's reaction to super Grover! "Ok..." LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

That was funny wasn't it? I love all the muppet cliches! Could I sort of take over? I have a good idea!

One more thing: Autumm? Summer? Where's fall and winter? Lol

sure!

Okay! This is my very first fan fic so it might be a little shaky. I'll upload it tomorrow. Is that okay? I wa really buzy today, so I couldn't do it.

It's called a prologue.

And, advice for the future, the thing at the end is the epilouge!

I forgot what it was and was too lazy to search it up...

LOL

Okay, here we go.
Chapter 8: The Pageant
"It's time for the Miss Bogen County Beauty pageant!"
Piggy snarled at Autumn. Autumn snarled at Piggy. Little did Piggy know Autumn has a nasty surprise
"Next contestant, Miss Piggy!" She ran on the stage. Everyone applauded. From that day on, Miss Piggy dedicated her life to showbiz.
"Miss Piggy, everyone!"
Everyone cheered tremendously. "Next, Autumn Hoglet!" Autumn wheeled out. People booed. "I promise to get my revenge! You will all see!" Piggy heard Autumn say. She wheeled back in. "We will take a brief break. After we will return we will announce the winner!"
Piggy said "I will definitely win!" "Well, we won't take that chance, will we?" Someone said. Piggy spun around. It was Autumn! AND SHE HAD A GUN! "You wouldn't dare!" "Watch me!" said Autumn. She aimed. She clicked the gun. She put her finger on the trigger. And she...

TO BE CONTINUED...

No... NO! WHY WOULD YOU STOP AT....
AGHHHHH!!!

Because of you, I have to be Piggy's bodyguard, because I don't know what's going to happen next!

Sorry! But you know what? Here is part two...

Chapter 9: The Arrest, The Vicory, The Love
"FREEZE! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!"
It was a police officer! Thank goodness, thought Miss Piggy. "B-But how did you get here?" "Didn't think I had a cell phone, dearie?" Said Piggy. "NOOOOOOOO!!!!!" screamed Autumn.
"It's time to announce the winner of the Miss Bogen County beauty pageant!" Here it comes, she thought. "First runner up: Debbie Sue Anderson!" The crowd cheered. "And the winner is..." Here it is... She thought. "MISS PIGGY!!!!" "Thank you! Thank you! Oh, Debbie Sue! Oh, Mary Jane! Thank you! I would just like to say. This is he happiest moment, of my-". And then she saw Him. The most wonderful thing she had ever seen. It was a handsome frog (and if you've seen TMM you know who it is!)

Hooray for police!!!
And, really, if you're a Muppet Fan, You know who it is without watching the movie! LOL

And remember, Miss Piggy is still 11

this was awesome this was gonna be my ending but you did it every well in my ending piggy had aged and her and autumn remeet and she shoves autumn in to a pot of molted lava...I'm a bit dark...

WoW! Autumn DOES die! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!

There's more! Just wait and see!

The chapters are just too short and mostly consist of dialog. If you would add more descriptions to what's happening, the fanfic would be much more enjoyable. I'm not saying the story's bad, not at all, but it could be much better.

sorry I don't getta lot of spare time and I'm a really slow writer.