Monsterpiece Theater: Everybody Hates Fish

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Alistar Cookie: Good evening. Me Alistar Cookie. Welcome to Monsterpiece Theater. Tonight, me present fishy tale called "Everybody Hates Fish".

(a group of for monsters are behind a table at a resturaunt. Grover is their waiter)

Monster #1: Bring us our food!
Monster #2: Yeah! We're hungry!
Monsters: (chanting) WE WANT FOOD! WE WANT FOOD!
Grover: Okay, here are your plates. You all ordered the surprise special of the day, and here they are!

(Grover puts the plates on each side of the table. Each monster removes the lid on the plates)

Monster #2: Wait a minute! This is fish!
Monster #3: Yeah!
Grover: So, uh, what is wrong with fish?
Monster #4: We all hate fish!
Monster #1: Yeah! I hate the taste!
Monster #4: I hate the smell!
(four female rap singers pop up)
Singers: (singing) Everybody hates fish! (they all walk away)
Grover: Well, you know, have any of you ever tried fish?
Monster #2: Well, I did when I was little...
Monster #3: A long time ago...
Monster #4: NEVER! Take it back!
Grover: Well, look, now, if you never tasted it, or if you ate it a long time ago, then you might like it now.
Monster #1: Okay, I'll try it!
Monster #2: I agree.
Monster #3: I'm in!
Monster #4: Let's eat!

(the monsters all eat their fish)

Monster #1: Hmmm, I like it.
Monster #2: Not bad, but not that good.
Monster #3: Fish is my new favorite food!
Monster #4: Yuck! This is still terrible!
Grover: Okay, okay, so three out of four monsters hate fish. I will bring you a different dish.
Monster #4: Bring me some spinach!

Alistar Cookie: And so ends "Everybody Hates Fish". Come join us next time for Monsterpiece Theater when we bring you "Everybody Loves Rawmen", a story about rawmen noodles. (picks up a fish and eats it)
 
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