HOSTS: Gonzo & Rizzo CAST: Kermit,Gonzo,Piggy,Pepe,Gonzo,Rizzo,Fozzie,Scooter,Animal,Janice,Robin, Bean Bunny,Bunsen,Beaker,Statler,Waldorf,Sam the Eagle,Clifford,Sal, Johnny,Bobo the Bear,Rowlf,Crazy Harry,Sweetums,Doglion,Buegard, Pops,Floyd,Link,Lew Zealand SCRIPT: SCENE 1:Back Ground-American Flag Sam the Eagle walks in. Sam:"Hello and welcome to the Muppet Spoof Movie.You must have been a muppet freako to come to this weird crazy..." Crazy Harry:"did you say crazy?" Sam:"Yes." Crazy Harry makes a huge bang and runs off laughing. Pepe:"Excuse okay? The movie is about to start." Sam:"But I'm not.." Scooter:"Take him out." Doglion and Sweetums take Sam the Eagle out while Beaker and buegard are changing the set to a theater set. SCENE 2:Background-Theater Gonzo:"Hello I'm Gonzo!!!" Rizzo:"I'm Rizzo!!!" Gonzo:"I know oure Rizzo." Rizzo:"I'm just telling the audience" BALCONY- Statler:"Not funny A rat can do better!" Waldorf:"He is a rat!" THEATER- Gonzo:"Why are they always here?" Rizzo:"Don't know but anyway today we are remaking movie classic moments and putting them in muppet style!" BACKSTAGE- Kermit:"Okay everybody get ready!" Miss Piggy dressing up like Princess Laya walks up to Kermit. Piggy:"So why can't you be Luke?!" Kermit:"I'm directing" Link:"Are you ready?" Piggy:"Read my lips 'HECK NO!" ON-STAGE- Gonzo:"I'm getting ready just stay theire Rizzo and intro the first act." Rizzo:"And know... STAR WARTS!!!!" Curtaing Rises SCENE 3lanet Koozebane Laya Piggy:"Help ME! Help ME!" Link:"I'll save you!" Dirth Nader:"Not so fast!" Link:"GONZO?!!?!" Dirth Nader:"No Dirth Nader! I have no resemblense with Gonzo!" Laya Piggy:"HELP! HELP!" Dirth:"You can't stop her I got my weapon!" Link:"What Life Savers?!" Dirth:"No that's candy I got Sweetums the Wooky!!!" Suspenseful music comes. Dirth:"Come on Sweetums!" Scooter runs to Gonzo. Scooter whispers to Gonzo. Dirth:"Okay! I mean Fozzie the Wooky!" Suspensful music. Fozzie Wooky:"Rooaarr! Wokka Wokka!" Laya Piggy:"Oh brother!" Link:"It's not a wooky it's a bear!" Dirth:"But this isn't" Animal runs out. Animal:"Ya Ga Ga!!!" Narrator:"Continue later in the movie for the ending of Star Warts!!!!" BALCONY- Statler:"No wonder it's Star Warts it's so bad I even got warts!" SCENE 4:Backstage- Sam the Eagle:"Hey mouse give me a coffee" Rizzo:"Who am I Mickey Mouse? I'm a Rat!" Big Bird pops up. Big Bird:"And they call me a duck!" Kermit:"Rizzo get back on-stage and let Floyd co-host since Gonz still has to be in his costume!" Floyd:"Maybe I can play a gig!" ON-STAGE: Floyd:"Welcome back oo oo!" Rizzo:"What?!" Floyd runs backstage. Sal runs onstage. Sal:"I'll cover for him what's next?" Rizzo:"Your act!" Sal:"Oh my act see ya!" Sal runs behind curtain. Rizzo:"Next up is about a boy who is an ape now we present to you Tarzan!" SCENE 5:Jungle Janice dressed as Jane walks up. Janice:"This is pefect dad!" Pops:"Yes it is!" WHAT WILL HAPPEN? TOMMOROW I GOT TO CONTINUE I REALY WILL THIS time okay???? THANKS!