Muppet 6 Word Stories

[Beauregard]

Kermit balanced budget. Animal was away.

 

[Bannanasketch]

Jim's dead. What will happen now?

 

[Beauregard]

Despite what he says, Kermit loves!

 

[Bannanasketch]

My English Teacher made us do this to summarize the stories we read. So, I figured I'd summarize the movies:

TMM: For the lovers and the dreamers.

GMC: Hey a movie! Muppets stop Holiday!

MTM: Muppets take Manhattan; perform together again.

MCC: "Light the lamp, not the rat!"

MFC: Gonzo is really an alien? What???

TM: Am I a man or Muppet?

 

[Beauregard]

Ooh, fun!

TMM: Muppet road trip. Kermit feels responsible!

GMC: Did Piggy steal? Muppets prove otherwise!

TMTM: Real life happens; Muppets still perform!

MTI: Pirates vs Muppets. Jim's dad proud.

VMC: Alternate Universe Muppets struggle. Kermit matters!

MWoO: What was the point of this? (Just kidding with that one )

LTS: Gonzo emotes, Kermit hopes, Santa delivers.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Wembley wheezed, allegric to rock dust.

(I tried though guys.)

 

[charlietheowl]

Wayne, Wanda, look out! The tree!

 

[Collgoff]

Here is mine that I have been trying to do it!

Friends from the rock and space!

 

[Hubert]

I just got an idea! I'm gonna do TMS episodes. Here's Season One:
Juliet Prowse: Mahna Mahna. Doo doo doo doo
Connie Stevens: Bert's more mature than we thought
Joel Grey: Poor Joel. Didn't get a Muppet.
Ruth Buzzi: Anyone feel bad for Sweetums here?
Rita Moreno: Rita has a Muppet boyfriend. How weird.
Jim Nabors: Thank God, I'm a country boy!
Florence Henderson: Butterflies are boring, monsters are fun.
Paul Williams: Paul's too short. Even with Muppets.
Charles Aznavour: Dancing with Mildred, who suggested that?
Harvey Korman: Chicken suits and Thog, how funny.
Lena Horne: We aren't on Sesame Street, Lena.
Peter Ustinov: Quite an actor is Peter Ustinov.
Bruce Forsyth: Bruce helps Fozzie become confident again.
Sandy Duncan: Don't judge books by their cover.
Candice Bergen: Kermit gets back at Fozzie's gags
Avery Schreiber: Gorilla invasion heartbreaks are over today!
Ben Vereen: Fozzie got stuck in a box.
Phyllis Diller: Hugga Wugga. You are my sunshine.
Vincent Price: Halloween came earlier than previously expected.
Valerie Harper: Beau the user's favorite Chef sketch.
Twiggy: Leafy, Barky, and Branchy, says Gonzo.
Ethel Merman: There's no business like show business!
Kaye Ballard: The band goes on major strike.
Mummenschanz: Mummenschanz was weirder than the Muppets.

 

[Beauregard]

Oh I LOVE that!!! It reminds me of the TP haiku project!