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Muppet College Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed

Discussion in 'Games' started by theprawncracker, Aug 25, 2008.

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  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: *looks around* Where are we?
    Gonzo: I... I think we're... at the Dorms?
    Ryan: But... we're on the front lawn!
    Clifford: *stides over* Just checked--the front doors have been locked. We're stuck here on the lawn.
    Ryan: ...How'd we get off the roof?
    Gonzo: I think we jumped.
    Ryan: That would explain why your legs are broken.
     
  2. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <stares forlornly up at roof> ...I knew I should've learned the fiddle.
    Rowlf: Fiddle?
    Lisa: Fiddler on the Roof. The fiddler can keep his balance... <looks at ground> I apparently fell.
    Chef: Shmur gum SHUUR de bungshky MURNER!
    Rowlf: <double-take> Wha?
    Lisa: Nothing. Nothing. He didn't say ANYTHING about murder. <Looks at Chef> Stop reading my homework.
    Robin: ...Well... At least I didn't get buried under a pile of rope this time! ...<Edges away from giant pulley> Yet, anyway.
     
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ryan: Heh. You fell off the roof too, huh? At least I'm not alone.
    Clifford: Man, get off your high horse.
    Ryan: *shrug* I already got off the high roof, isn't that enough?
     
  4. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Alright, one less clique to worry about!
     
  5. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <double-take> Horsie? <looks around> Horsie?
    Rowlf: No, no, it was a figure of--
    Lisa: Horsie? <wanders front lawn> Horsie?
    Rowlf: ...Maybe she hit her head on the way down.
     
  6. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Sam: *shifty eyes* I do not understand this at all. *watches Lisa* I didn't see a horse.
    Ryan: What? It was the mane attraction!
    Sam: *groans* Uch... disgusting.
     
  7. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <large unearthly rumbling sounds rumble, because that's what rumbles do, through the lawn>
     
  8. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: Hoooorsiiieee...
    Robin: <eyes the pulley suspiciously> <steps away from it> <eyes Lisa suspiciously> ...<steps away from her, too>
    Lisa: Horsie? HORSIE?
    Chef: ...Gar, de shmur... sheepinde DEED de wanna horsie de be de be de be...
    Robin: ...Who's Debbie?
    Lisa: HORSIE? Horsie? Horsie? Horsie...
     
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Clifford: Debbie? Did you say Debbie? Erm... gotta go! *runs off nervously*
    Gonzo: *searches around with a magnifying glass for horse* *feels the rumble* *rides it excitedly*
     
  10. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <rumbling sounds intensify> <frightened worms ...worm their way to the safety of the air, only to be eaten by birds>
     
  11. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Robin: <watches birds> Hey, look! A robin! ...<looks down at self> <looks at robin> ...Two Robins.
     
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Camilla: *eats worms too* Bracawk! *struts over to other birds* *communicates secretly*
     
  13. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <still more rumbly rumblings> <Winnie the Pooh wanders by looking hungry> <so do legions of cats>
     
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Clifford: *lowers shades* Pooh? ...That joke stinks.
     
  15. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: Horsie? Horrrsie... <blink> ...Winnie? ...<blink> <starts dancing and singing> Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Chubby LITTLE CUBBY all stuffed-with-fluff-ees! Winnie the Pooh! Winnie the Pooh! Silly little willy old bear!
     
  16. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Gonzo: *taps Lisa on the shoulder* Did you feel the rumbling too? Was it your stomach? Sheesh. Eat somethin', will ya?
     
  17. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    <fantasmagorical rumblings> <Winnie stares at Lisa for some time, until he is escorted off by a very small animal and a very crabby rabbit> <Bean scratches his head> <Dogs rampage through the neighbourhood chasing cats chasing birds filled with worms running from the rumbles that lived in the house that Jack built. Wait...

    Um... rumbling.>
     
  18. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Lisa: <grabs Gonzo and starts dancing> I'M just, a little, black rain... CLOUD! HOVERING under, the honey tree! Oh I'M just, a little, black rain... CLOUD! PAY no attention! To little me! Oh EVERYONE knows that a rain... CLOUD! NEVER eats honey! No, not a nip! I'm just floating... AROUND! OVER... the ground! Wondering WHERE I will drip!
     
  19. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Make up your froggin' minds, are the dorms closed or not? :grouchy:
     
  20. Leyla

    Leyla Member

    No! And Yes! Bwahahahah!
     
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