Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[Erine81981]

FilFil: Where did Ryan go?

Maurice: *up on the diving board* Don't know but here's my cannon ball! CANNNNNNNNON BALLLLL...*SPLASH!*

Several Pengins on the side of the pool hold up cards that each read: 10, 5 and 20.

FilFil: I would give you a 20 for no reason at all. You did great! *high four*

Maurice: *dripping of water* *high four* Alright!

At the dorms.........

Telly: This is your Monster On-The-Spot Reporter Telly, reporting at the Muppet Dorms. There has been spotted one escaped half, female in a fleeing panic. I don't know what it is that has happened but maybe we can get some infomation on it. *goes downstairs to room #1* (knock knock) Hello there sir. Do you know anything on this half female in fleeing thingy?

A camrea crew is with Telly recording this on "Monster News" all the time.

 

[The Count]

*Unfortunately for Telly, Room #1 is at the moment bereft of occupants.

*Voiceover: Ah-ha! 0 roomies in Room #1!
Voiceover 2: Shhhhh, we're not here, remember?
Voiceover 1: Sorry.
Voiceover 2: Fright, now back to the basketball games here at Everybody Eats.
*Enjoying our dinner with some friends from the dorms watching the basketball games on TV.

 

[Erine81981]

Telly: *scraches head* Hmmmmm guess they're out out the time. Pack up crew. Well get back to this when we can. *takes off hat and hands microphone to the camrea crew* Wonder what Kyle is doing?

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Guess What, It's Spring Break

ZOE: Really

BABY BEAR: What are we doing

LITTLE BIRD: What?

PETER: Why don't we go Swimming!

ZOE: Sounds Good

PETER: And have an Late Night Snack at Everybody Eats

LITTLE BIRD: And Bedtime

ZOE: Good IdeA!

 

[Erine81981]

*watching tv* Oh man this is really funny.

Telly: Hey Kyle. *sits donw and sighs*

Ok Telly what's the matter?

Telly: I really like it here but i miss Bryan.

Oh Telly, i know you do. I miss him too. But he'll be back.

Telly: When?

I really don't know but we could sing a little song about it.

Telly: Wellllll...

Come on.

Telly: Ok. What will we sing?

How about "Best Friends?"

Telly: I don't know it?

Grover:We will teach you.

Maurice: Yep.

Hit it guys!

(FilFil starts playing the panio and Herry play the drums)

Grover, Maurice, FilFil and Herry: Hey you nah nah ooh ooh
Hey you nah nah ooh ooh
Hey you nah nah ooh ooh
Hey you nah nah ooh ooh

Grover: Are you getting the message?
FilFil: Is it coming in clear?
Maurice: It sure is been kind of lonesome inside
Me: And quite.....since Bryans not here

Maurice: Well I can do without music
Me: And I don’t have to compute
Herry: And I can do without my baby dolly, maybe

Me, Herry, Grover, Maurice and FilFil: But we can’t do without Telly

Me: Ba ba ba best friends
Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Me: Best friends
Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Me: Best friends till the end

Me: Well be
Grover: Well be
Me, Grover, Herry, Maurice and FilFil: best friends
Herry: Like the Lone Ranger and Tonto
Maurice: Like Han Solo and Luke
FilFil: Like peanut butter, jelly, and banana, and onions, and mayonnaise on toast
Me, Grover, Maurice and Herry: Yuck!

Me, Herry, Grover, Maurice and FilFil: We stick together like glue

FilFil: Ba ba ba best friends
Me, Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
FilFil: Ba ba ba best friends
Me, Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
FilFil: Best friends….till the end

Grover: Well be
Maurice: Well be
Me, Grover, Herry, FilFil, and Maurice: best friends

Me: If we should be split apart
We’re still together at heart

Grover: You know you can count on me
Herry: And me,
FilFil: and me,
Maurice: and me

Me, Grover, Herry, Maurice and FilFil: And know that you’ll always be
Best Friends

Me: Ba ba ba best friends
Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Me: Best friends
Grover, Herry and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Me: Best friends till the end

FilFil: Well be
Herry: Well be
Me, Grover, Herry, FilFil and Maurice: best friends
Oooooo best friend best friends
Oooooo me me

(music interlude) The monsters take a while to dance around the room with Telly

Ok Telly your turn to sing.

Herry: You are going to do great!

Telly: Alright. I'll give it my best. Here goes.

Telly: Are you getting the message?
Is it coming in clear?
It sure is been kind of lonesome inside
And quite since Bryans not here

Telly: Ba ba ba best friends
Me, Grover, Herry, FilFil and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Telly: Ba ba ba best friends Heh heh heh...
Me, Grover, Herry, FilFil and Maurice: (sha la sha la sha la la la la)
Telly: Best friends….till the end

Telly: Well be
Me: Well be
Everyone: best friends
Oooooo best friend best friends
Oooooo me me

(music ends)

Grover, Herry, Maurice and FilFil all go back to their beds

Telly: Thanks Kyle. That makes me fell alot better.

Glad i could help.

Telly: Kyle?

Yes?

Telly: I like you alot.

Thank Telly. *hugs Telly* Thanks for staying with us. We're really glad you choosed us.

Telly: Thanks for letting me stay. I'm going to head on to bed right after i feed chuckie sue. Good night.

Good night. *goes back to watching tv*

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hey guys... Feel rully sorry for forgettin'... But there was a birthday this past week, and I mean to make up for it.
The celebrateur du jour? Bobo the Bear Guard! His birthday was this past Thursday, March 8. So if you wish, and can do so, please take the time to either send him a card or some little parcel of appreciation down to Room #4 where he lives with that British fellow some know only as "Bo".
Take care, have a good weekend, and happy birthday Bobo.

 

[Erine81981]

All of us run down to room 4

*knocks knock*

*blows the harmozing thingy*

Grover, FilFil, Herry, Maurice and Telly: Hmmmmmmm
Happy Birthday to you.
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear Bobo.

Telly: Your one great bear.

Grover, Me, FilFil, Herry, Maurice and Telly: Happy Birthday to yoooooooou.

Grover: Sorry we forgot about your bithday Bobo.

Yea were really sorry. Well be back with a present from us.

Herry: Talk to you later.

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Thursday, was Bobo the Bear Guard's Birthday

ZOE: What can we do for his birthday

BABY BEAR: We can get him a Birthday Card

LITTLE BIRD: And Peter, why don't you get him a big jar of honey

PETER: Good Idea

(later)

PETER: Got the Birthday Card and the Big Jar of Honey

LITTLE BIRD: Why don't we go to room 4 to give his presents to him

ZOE: Good Idea!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Storyteller: How about a cookie jar in the shape of a beehive?
MN: Sounds nice...hey, Nora, you look a little depressed.
Nora: Yeah, tomorrow's Monday and the first day of classes after break.
MN: Oh, good point. That's enough to make anyone depressed.
Nora: Yeah, and on top of that...
MN: The alarm's going to go off an hour earlier, 'cause it's daylight savings time now here...
Storyteller: Oh, stop lamenting, both of you.

 

[theprawncracker]

Uncle Deadly: Hmm... I wonder where Ryan has gotten off to these past few days... Ah, what's this? A voice mail? *presses button on answering machine*
Ryan: *voice message* Hey guys, it's Ryan. I'm fine, I just went out for the weekend, I'll be back full-force tomorrow. Give everyone my best, see ya then!
Uncle Deadly: Oh, well that answers my question then, doesn't it.