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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Sep 16, 2004.

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  1. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    Ploobis: 'Night, man.

    Katie: G'night!
  2. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *smiles a little and gives him a peck on the cheek* I mean it, RF. Nighty night.

    Dr. Teeth: *whispers to RF* Homey don' play that. XP
  3. Fragglemuppet

    Fragglemuppet Well-Known Member

    Aw, darn thise night clases!
    Wembley: Why Kate, what's wrong?
    Well, I thought I heard some kind of gathering out in the hallway, but by the time I made it that far, they had all left.
    Wembley: Oh.
    Then I thought we could go say hi to Katie and her roomies, but it's too late now, and I'm sure they're all in bed.
    Gobo: You know her?
    Yeah, she's one of my RHLC buddies.
    Gobo: What's that?
    Oh, it's a club we both belong to.
    Wembley: Oh, that's nice.
    Gobo: Can't you go see her tomorrow?
    I can try, but it seems she's usually up and about when I'm in class. I'll tell you what. I'll stop by her room tomorrow, and if she's not there, I'll leave a note.
    Gobo: Works for me!
    Wembley: Yep, works for me too!
    Oh good. *puts on Celtic Woman CD and stretches out on the bed*
  4. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Takes some sesame seed squares and mugs of hot chocolate over to Room #6 as a "welcome back" for Kathy. *Fatatatita purrs beneath, as she wants to come in and play with Gaffer.
  5. BeakerSqueedom

    BeakerSqueedom Active Member

    Claudia: Mona lisa, Mona lisa, men have named you;
    you're so like the lady with the mystic smile.

    Is it only 'cause you're lonely they have blamed you?
    For that Mona lisa strangeness in your smile?

    -Brushes fingers lightly over the object she sings about-

    Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa?
    Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
    Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep . . .
    They just lie there and they die there . . .
    Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa?
    Or just a cold and lonely, lovely work of art?

    -Instrumental Interlude-

    Blind Pew: -Crying- Pirates are not supposed tu cry! ;_;

    Beaker: -Cuddles beside Pew, patting his hand lovingly, sighing into his neck-

    Blind Pew: :confused: -Has a "***?" face on-

    Claudia: Do you smile to tempt a lover, Mona Lisa?
    Or is this your way to hide a broken heart?
    Many dreams have been brought to your doorstep,
    They just lie there and they die there.

    Are you warm, are you real, Mona Lisa?
    Or just a cold and lonely lovely work of art?

    Mona Lisa . . .

    Mona Lisa~

    Bunsen: -Huffs and rips off the wig Claudia forced on him, tearing off his pretty dress, only to reveal his lab coat- For the last time, Claudia, I am not Mona lisa! No more sugar for you, dearie. -Shakes his head-

    I am not an object of play, you - ooooh! You hussy! -Fumes-


    Bunsen: -Wipes off the lipstick Claudia duped him into wearing-

    Claudia: D: NO . . . don't take off your earrings too! ;_; THOSE ARE CHANEL BLING BLINGS, YAH HEAR?

    Beaker: o_0
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    I know I've heard that song before. *Wondering if I should buy the Jessica Lisa painting pin this summer. No, think I'll pass and try to get the single Constance pin from the Friday the 13th Eve of Valentine's Day instead.

    *Offers hot choc to Squeaky. *Needin' a little lovin'.
  7. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (reading nursing textbook, rubs forehead): I have SUCH a headache....

    Spike (looks over her shoulder): ...



    (shakes head) I used ta make fun o' humans. You guys CLEARLY have it bad in da baby department. *shudders*

    Kelly (half-smiling): Yeah, none of that "just lay an egg and be done with it" for us. We always have to be complicated.

    Spike (desperate to change subject): I wonder how da little squirt's doin'?

    Kelly (shrugs): Dunno. Haven't heard anything. *smiles* You actually MISS her, don't you?

    Spike: Of course not! Just don't want Buzzard-Beak ta get hold o' her, dat's all. If I'm not allowed ta eat her, no one else should get dat pleasure.

    Kelly (still rubbing forehead): God, why don't I have Tylenol? I'm sure she's fine, Spike. She should get the opportunity to talk to Waldo. I think he has a thing for her. *giggles, then notices Spike about to leave with a dress* What ... you're not SERIOUSLY thinking of wearing that thing, are you?

    Spike (smirks): She said I had ta wear it ... never said HOW ... heheh!

    *Spike walks around, debating the most shameless thing he could do to the dress.*
  8. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Waldo: *looking around for something*

    Cait: ... *hands Waldo a red-and-yellow polka-dotted flower that resembles his bowtie* This it?

    Waldo: Thank you. *takes the flower and flies off to find Cotterpin*
  9. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    In the common room, Lefty is behind the scrim, manipulating the Newsie marionette. The poor, unconscious newsman is in absolutely horrible condition; Lefty has treated his new "toy" like that of a careless child: Newsie has been dropped, banged, bumped, thrown, smashed, bounced, left out in the rain, dragged through the mud and stomped on for starters. Lefty is currently making him "walk."

    Lefty (in high-pitched voice, trying to imitate Newsie) Durhur...duuuuuuuuuuuhhh...I dunno how ta read...duuuhhhh...I went to moron school...duuuuhhh...my mommy can beat me up...doh dee doh dee doh...I got puddin' fer brains...riiiiiiiiiight....

    Crazy Harry, next to Lefty, operates a marionette that resembles Punch; Punch holds a large stick.

    Lefty: Dopey dopey dee...dopey dopey doo...why look! It's my friend, what's name is Mr. Punch! Howdy, Mr. Punch! It's a very lovely day, isn't it?

    Punch hits Newsie over the head with his stick.

    Lefty: Ow! Dat wasn't very nice, Mr. Punch! (Punch hits Newsie again) Oh oh oh! That hoits! Oooooooooo! (Punch hits Newsie in the stomach) Ya hit me in my food bucket! Dat's it. I'm gonna kick youse in da rump!

    Newsie attempts to kick Punch, but lands on his back.

    Lefty: Owee! I broke my bottom!

    Punch begins viciously whacking Newsie.

    Lefty: Oof! Eee! Okay, Mr. Punch, I tink I loyned my lesson...(Punch continues to hit the fallen Newsie) Oooh! Da pain, da pain! All right, lemme get up now, so I kin--(Punch's blows don't stop) Looks like Band-Aid time fer me! Doh ho ho ho!

    Crazy Harry, carried away as usual, refuses to cease hitting Newsie; Lefty breaks character.

    Lefty: Knock it off, ya crazy mook! Dis is supposed ta be what youse call an equal opportunity battle! (Harry doesn't stop) 'Ey! Quit it! Dis ain't fair! Yer lucky I let youse--(Harry laughs gleefully as Mr. Punch continues) Gah! Forgit it! I'm done!

    Lefty disappears from behind the scrim as Harry merrily whacks away.
  10. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Spamela: *spacing out a little* Now?

    Dr. Teeth: Mhm. Go ahead, sugah.

    Zoot: We've said it pretty much six times already. You're even less alert than--

    Dr. Teeth: You. =P

    Spamela: Um...okay. *singing for the couple of musicians while they're practicing*
    Yeah yea-ah, I'm cherry cola
    Yeah yea-ah, I'm candy-eyed
    Yeah yea-ah, I'm California
    My mind's all screwed and upside down
    But my heart's on over drive...

    Zoot: *not even playing* -_- But I hate this song.

    Spamela: It hates you too. =P It's either this or Britney. Take your pick.

    Zoot: X_X *sighs* Fine...
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Clapping for Spammy. She has a lovely voice doesn't she? *All agree pleasantly. *Burying into a bowl of Cheeriohs.
  12. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Spike (shakes Kelly): 'Ey, wake up, toots.

    Kelly: ZZZZZZ... wha-huh?

    Spike: You a'ight? You been out for thirteen hours.

    Kelly (smiles dreamily): MMmmm ... thirteen ... *yawn* ... hours. *finally opens eyes* Spike? What're you doing here?

    Spike: I, uh , LIVE here (more or less). Remember?

    Kelly (sits up, yawns): Oh, yeah. *stretches* Man, that felt good. My headache totally went away.

    Spike (leans back): Little Bit never got back, neither.

    Kelly: Cotterpin? I let her go stay with Waldo. It's alright. She doesn't always spend the night in the dorms anyway. There's a tunnel that leads to Doozer Dome in that hole you made. She ususally just goes back home to sleep. She's fine, Spike. *yawn* She'll come back when she's good and ready. *smirks* She doesn't owe you money or anything, right?

    Spike (rolls eyes): Nah -- just like ta keep track o' everybody, is all. *grins* Took care o' da dress, by da way.

    Kelly (groans): Ick. What did you do with it?

    Spike: You REALLY wanna know?

    Kelly: Am I going to hear it anyway?

    Spike (shakes head): Nah -- you got too much stuff ta worry 'bout anyway. Let's just say dat when da Kid picks up da package I left for her in dat front counter in da lobby, she may want gloves. *cackles*

    Kelly: You are a sick, sick puppy, Spike.
  13. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Spamela: Oh, thank you, guys. *smiles and bows swiftly, straightening out her top a little because it's pretty similiar to her lifeguard outfit, all...low cuttish XP*

    Dr. Teeth: O_O *gawks*
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Hoping for more singing from Spammy. It's nice to have that here again. :)
  15. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Tony, RF and Mr. Turtle are hanging in Ailie's room.

    Tony: Where's Lefty again?

    RF: He went to "entertain" the folks at some rest home with his Newsie puppet.

    Tony: Uh-oh...

    Mr. Turtle: Yes, I warned him not to.

    Tony: Did you?

    Mr. Turtle: No.

    RF: Ailie, do you have pie? =P

    The door slowly opens; a figure (ah, heck, it's LEFTY) stands there, covered from head to toe in tar and feathers; shoulders slumped, he walks into the room, dragging the Newsie "marionette" by the strings.

    Lefty: ...buncha old mooks...

    RF: Did it go well? =P

    Lefty raises a hand to hit RF, but is too tired.

    Lefty: ...where did dey get tar an' fedders? :confused:

    Tony: How did you know we were here?

    Lefty: Pfft. Where else would youse be?

    Tony: Touche.

    Mr. Turtle: I say! This reminds me of when--

    Lefty: Kin youse just shut up? I don't care about when Maurice...Actor...Guy an' Queen...Clara...did sometin' I'm not interested in...

    Mr. Turtle: -_-
  16. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *pops out of a random closet, wearing huge glasses that were more than likely stolen from Newsie--she's also wearing a nerdy looking suit, pants that are too short, and big, clunky shoes*

    The river was deep but I swam it, Janet
    The future is ours so let's plan it, Janet
    So please don't tell me to can it, Janet
    I've one thing to say and that's

    Da**it, Janet, I love you...

    Why...yes...I does have some pie...what flavor?

    Chamberlain: *whacks Ailie upside the head with a baseball bat* :confused:
  17. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Tony jumps in front of Ailie before Chamberlain can hit her with the bat.

    Tony (in slow motion) NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

    Tony is whacked upside the head instead of Ailie.

    Tony (spins around) Waiter! Going down...X_X (crashes to floor)

    RF (casually) Oh, any kind of pie. Blueberry maybe? Boston cream? =P
  18. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *adjusting her thick, Newsie specs* ...erm...we only has cherry, apple, and Louisiana (?) Cream...I think Dr. Teeth made that, so--

    Zoot: TOOOOOONYYYYY! NUUUUUUUU! *tries to catch him and ends up falling underneath him* Well, not exactly how I wanted this to work out but whatever... *lies there, limply*

    Ailie: *starts doing the Macarena because of the lack of being a good dancer and her also being a white and nerdy* CHA! XP
  19. Kiki

    Kiki Active Member

    Katie: *Still in bed, asleep, dreaming. And drooling...* Kakorot! No... Kakorot, don't! Don't you- nuuuuu...!

    Mick: *Loudly* 'Oo the 'ell is Kakorot? Is i' li' a carrot aw something?

    Katie: *wakes up* Hmm...? Argh... my head is killing me... X_X

    Ploobis: Here... *gives Katie a cup of coffee*

    Katie: *Sips the coffee sleepily* Er, thankyer's... PAH! This tastes /stale/!

    Don: My piano... it's... it's here! =D *Jumps up and down* *Atempts to do a cartwheel, but being un-co and unathletic, he fails and falls down*

    Mick: *Rolls his eyes and grabs the cup of coffee off Katie*
  20. Muppet Newsgirl

    Muppet Newsgirl Active Member

    (It's just the two Muppets in room 7, as the two Fraggles and the lone human are off elsewhere at the moment.)

    Nora: (studying a script while sitting on a stool next to a puppet theater shaped like a castle) So they're thinking about doing this on the Muppet Show later on?
    Scooter: (down inside theater) Probably after we do that show with the pole-vaulting squirrels. (pokes head up) It's hard work getting those acorn shells out of the lighting.
    Nora: I'll bet. (starts humming) Ready when you are.
    Scooter: Okay. (ducks back down, points remote control at stereo) "Toy Soldiers," by Martika.

    (Song starts playing.)

    Nora: (singing) It wasn't my intention to mislead you,
    It never should have been this way...what can I say?
    It's true, I did extend the invitation, I never knew how long you'd stay...

    (As Nora sings, Scooter uses some puppets to act out the story of "The Steadfast Tin Soldier," by Hans Christian Andersen.)

    When you hear temptation call...it's your heart that takes, takes a fall...
    *Won't you come out and play with me...*

    Step by step, heart to heart, left right left,
    We all fall down, like toy soldiers...
    Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
    But the battle wages on...for toy soldiers.

    It's getting hard to wake up in the morning,
    My head is spinning constantly...how can it be?
    How could I be so blind to this addiction,
    If I don't stop...the next one's gonna be me...

    (By now, Scooter has the soldier riding on the paper boat toward the sea.)

    Only emptiness remains...it replaces all other pains...
    *Won't you come out and play with me?*

    Step by step, heart to heart, left right left,
    We all fall down, like toy soldiers...
    Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
    But the battle wages on, for toy soldiers.

    (By now, the soldier is back in the playroom, facing the dancer.)

    Only emptiness remains...it replaces all other pains...
    *Won't you come out and play with me?*

    Step by step, heart to heart, left right left
    We all fall down, like toy soldiers...
    Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win
    But the battle wages on, for toy soldiers.

    (As Nora sings the chorus a few more times, a marbled heart with the dancer's tin rose attached to it rises up from the theater on a string and comes to land in her hands.)

    Scooter: (popping up) That went better than I thought.
    Nora: Yeah, the hovering heart was a nice touch. Who rigged it up?
    Scooter: Oh, Beaker did that. He helped the crew out when Bunsen wasn't making him try edible paper clips or Insta-Gro Pills.

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