Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[The Count]

*Bats hold up cue cards with scores on them rating Murray's dive.
Hmm... 9.9, 9.5, 9.7, 8.4, and a -2?
Oh, no, that's from Oscar. Forget that last one.

Great fun hanging out here in the pool. Will probably stay here a little longer and then head in for dinner.

 

[MartyMuppets]

Marty: Hey. Do you know what this pool needs most? Some bubbley fun.
(he and Bill each tip a small jar of bubble liquid inside before jumping in with a splash)
Marty: There. Just a little amount of bubble liquid added to the water and I can blow bubbles with my bubble wand here in my hand. Just like this.
Bill: And I can drink a few gulps of the pool's water from time to time and send a combined spray of water mixed with bubbles up into the air. Just like this.
Marty: Isn't it cute everybody? It looks just like a bubbley fountain.

 

[BEAR]

Ernie: Hey, now that we have bubbles, you know what else this party needs?
Bert: A rousing game of pin-the-tail-on-the-pigeon?
Ernie: No, Bert...Dancing! Right, Rubber Duckie?
RD: *squeak squeak*
Ernie: (gestures to Hoots and the band) Hit it, guys!

Ernie: There's a brand new dance
And it's got a reggae beat
You do it in the bath
While you wash your hands and feet

Get in the tub
Hold your duckie in your lap
Tap your toes while you scrub
In the water from the tap

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck


Ernie: Come on everybody try
(Do de rubber duck!)
Don't be left high and dry
(Yeah do de rubber duck!)
As you keep on getting wetter
(Do de rubber duck!)
You'll be feeling so much better
(Do de rubber duck!)
You'll be left without a care
(When you do de rubber duck!)
And you can even wash your hair
(While you do de rubber duck!)
It will have a healthy sheen
(If you do de rubber duck!)
Yeah you'll be squeaky clean
(When you do de rubber duck!)

All: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Telly: Don't get soap in your eye
(When you do de rubber duck!)
'Cause that'll make you cry
(When you do de rubber duck!)

Oscar: Hey all you grouches sing
(Now do de rubber duck!)
Yeah make the bathtub ring
(Do de rubber duck!)

Big Bird: Everybody knows
(How to do de rubber duck!)
Scrub your feathers and your toes
(Do de rubber duck!)

The Count: And while you wash away your troubles
(Do de rubber duck!)
Don't forget to count the bubbles
One, two, three, four!

All: Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Kyle: All around the woild
(Dey do de rubber duck!)
Whenever folks get soiled
(Dey do de rubber duck!)

Red: Watch 'em splishin' and a-splashin'
(Do de rubber duck!)
It's the very latest fashion!
(Do de rubber duck!)

Uncle Deadly: Take at least one bath a day
(Do de rubber duck!)
And you'll spook those germs away
(Do de rubber duck!)

Clifford: Come and be a bathtime bopper!
(Do de rubber duck!)
Don't pull out the stopper!
(Do de rubber duck!)

All: Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

Bry: One more time!

Everyone: And do de duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck
Rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, duck, rubber duck, rubber duck,
Duck, rubber duck, rubber duck, duck

(Everyone continues to sing, dance and splash around in the bubbly pool)

 

[tvlistingman]

PETER: Say, guys why don't we go over to the Poolhouse for a swim

ZOE: Yeah! Sounds Awesome

LITTLE BIRD: Swimming is Fun

BABY BEAR: I have my Intertube and Zoe and I can share one

ZOE: Thanks

PETER: I Have one Too

LITTLE BIRD: And I have a mini-intertube

 

[The Count]

Well... We sure had fun at the pools today.
UD: Not to mention we had a superb dinner of spooked shrimp paella.
You OK Count?
Count: Yes... Thanks to Beth I've gotten two batties for the brood, but as for the third...
Oh, um, the thing is... Guess I'm still not sure about going down one path or the other.
Count: Maybe you should talk to that friend of yours.
Will do that, tomorrow night though.
Count: Then vhy don't you send the message along to Catherine?
That's a good idea. Especially since I have that chapter of hers to review.

*Mails Catherine the same PM I sent Beth, or almost the same one .
OK, all we can do now is wait. *Roomies settle in for a good night's sleep.

 

[BEAR]

(2 buddies are settled into their beds to sleep. Bert is near slumber until "you-know-who" wakes him up...)
Ernie: Wasn't it a fun day, Bert?
Bert: Wha?...huh? (waking up)
Ernie: I said "Wasn't it a fun day, Bert?"
Bert: Oh...yeah. It was real fun, Ernie... (turns over to go back to sleep)
Ernie: All that playing and dancing at the pool with all our friends. We have fun friends. Don't we, Bert?
Bert: What?
Ernie: I said, don't we have fun friends?
Bert: Yeah. Yeah, Ernie. They're great...Great friends...
Ernie: Yeah... Herry and The Count and everyone... Telly did a great cannonball. What a great Summer it's going to be. Ya know what, Bert? I think we should do that everyday! What do you think, Bert? Bert?
Bert: Ernie, I am trying to sleep!
Ernie: Oh...sorry, buddy. I was just excited about the day. That's all. I mean, don't you think it would be great to do all that fun stuff everyday?
Bert: Well, of course it was fun, Ernie. But you know, every day can't be exactly the same. It would get boring.
Ernie: It would?
Bert: Sure. I mean, everyday has to be a little different. That's what makes each day so special.
Ernie: Yeah, I guess you're right. Everyday shouldn't have to be exactly the same, but we can still have the same amount of fun. Can't we?
Bert: Of course we can.
Ernie: Thanks, Bert. You're a pal.
Bert: You're welcome. Goodnight. (turns over to sleep)
Ernie: Goodnight. (pause) Hmmm...(gets out a pad of paper and a marker and starts writing. The squeaky noise of the pen wakes up Bert again)
Bert: Ernie, what is that noise?
Ernie: What noise?
Bert: (sits up) That noise! That noise! What are you doing now?
Ernie: Oh, well I got so excited about tomorrow being a new day, so I thought I would write down all the fun things we can do.
Bert: Ernie, it is late. Can't you do that in the morning?
Ernie: Well the morning will be tomorrow. So it'll be too late to make a list, Bert.
Bert: Ernie, instead of writing it down on paper, why don't you just imagine it. Yeah, dream about it.
Ernie: Dream about it?
Bert: Nice and quietly.
Ernie: Oh, okay, Bert. Sure!
Bert: Thank you. (shifts himself to get comfy again and goes to sleep)
Ernie: Bert?
Bert: *SIGH* What...is it...now!
Ernie: I can't sleep.
Bert: And why not?
Ernie: We forgot to say the number and letter of the day.
Bert: Oh, Ernie...
Ernie: Come on, Bert. Everyone will be so disappointed if they don't know what the sponsors are.
Bert: Okay, okay.
Ernie: Muppet Dorms were brought to you today by the number 2 and by the letter S. S, which starts words like "splishy," "splashy," "Summer"...
Bert: And sleep!
(A Muppet Sheep pops his head in)
Sheep: Did you say "Sheep"?
Bert: Huh?
Sheep: (gestures to other sheep outside) Come on in, guys!
Sheep 2: Alright! Great!
Bert: No, no! I said "sleep"! "Sleep"!
Sheep 3: We'd love to!
Sheep 1: Thanks for the invitation!
(all the sheep pile into Berts bed with him)
Bert: Ernie! How am I suppose to get any sleep now?
Ernie: You can always try counting sheep, Bert! Khekhekhe!

 

[Erine81981]

Great fun that was. *yawns* Man am i tired. I'm suprised that i didn't fall asleeping during the day.

Herry: We were having to much fun at the pool.

Maurice: Lots of fun! Weeeeeeeee!

You did one awsome CannonBall Murray.

Murray: Thanks but i think Telly did better. *yawns* I'm going to head on to bed myself. Good night guys.

Good night Murray. But before i head to bed, i'm going to listen to my new CD, "Shrek the Third" soundtrack. *puts in CD and starts the first song*

Grover: *gets home from work* Hey guys!

Everyone: Hey Grover!

Herry: How was work?

Grover: Fine. I got to work on a new cake design today.

You'll have to show us one day.

Grover: You would love it Kyle. Well i guess i am going to go take a cute little bath and then head to bed.

Ok. *keeps listening to the music*

Maurice: This is some really cool music.

Herry: I know. It makes me want to dance.

Maurcie: Me too.

The both of them start dancing around the room while the music plays

Ya'll two are so funny.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Sorry I never made it down to the pool yesterday
Red: It's ok, we had a good time though!
Beth: Glad to hear it
Cookie: Me and Wanda watched movie
Wanda: I just wasn't in a swimming mood
Red: That's cool, it's not for everyone
Wanda: I might go this weekend though
Beth: Well I had an idea for today, it's a beautiful day, why don't we go on a picnic for lunch. Maybe some of our dorm friends will even want to join us
Red: Great idea!
Wanda: Sounds fun!
Cookie: Will there be cookies?
Beth: For you, of course
Cookie: Oh boy!
Beth: Come on, let's see what we can pack up for food

 

[The Count]

Hey Beth... Heard you were planning on a picnic? Me and the fiends would be interested, if you wouldn't mind.
Got some chunky apple cakes, and garlic shrooms perfect for either salad or sammies.

LMK and we'll be ready to go when you say.

*Posts an announcement on the bulletin board about the picnic today.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Excellent! Glad you and the spooks can join us Ed!
Cookie: Hi Count!
Red: Yay! This will be fun
Wanda: Where is Fatatita? She can come along too, I'll keep an eye on her.