Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Hello Bill, please come in
Wanda: Any luck finding Marty?
Bill: Not yet. I feel like I keep hearing this voice when I'm in my room though. I don't know if I am imagining things or not
Red: Well you can visit with us for awhile. Hey, can you blow me some bubbles? I love bubbles
Bill: Sure Red, I'd be happy to *blows Bubbles*
Cookie: Me share more cookies with you if you want
Bill: That is quite kind of you Cookie Monster

 

[BEAR]

Bry: (at the kitchen counter making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for Telly) Hi, Ernie!
Ernie: Hi.
Bry: I'm making some lunch. Want something?
Ernie: I'm not very hungry.
Telly: Hey, Ernie, you wanna help me with my Triangle-Bob puzzle?
Ernie: uuh...
Big Bird: How about a game of Journey to Ernie?
Ernie: I'm not really in the mood right now, Big Bird. Maybe later though.
Bry: Do you need anything?
Ernie: I think I'm just gonna go for a little walk.
Bry: Okay, Ernie. Well, you know where to find us if you need anything.
Ernie: Thanks. (walks out to the hallway and passes by Oscar's can)
Oscar: Hey, there, Bath Boy!
Ernie: Oh, hi, Oscar.
Oscar: Say, why are you looking so gloomy? I love it!
Ernie: Bert went away for the weekend and I really miss him.
Oscar: Speaking of Bert, I found this in my can this morning (holds up a paperclip).
Ernie: A paperclip. (takes it from Oscar) This couldn't be one of Bert's. He wouldn't just throw away one of his paperclips.
Oscar: I wouldn't think so either, but it actually came from that new girl who lives with that looney scientist.
Ernie: Oh, really? Gee, thanks, Oscar. I'll give this to Bert when he comes home. Bye! (leaves)
Oscar: Hey, I didn't say you could have it! That's my trash! And most importantly...never thank a grouch! (groans)

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

OOC: XD LOL I loved that Bear but just to let you know Bunsen had created a walking talking trashcan (In an episode) that ate garbage so it was not meant for Grouch but then again perhaps Beaker went by the Grouch thinking it was a normal garbage can and threw it in there. XD That was cute though.

Claudia: Beaker you threw it away?

Beaker: *nod*

Bunsen: *Walking down the hallway then hears Grouch's comment* I beg to differ, I am a Scientist not a loon. *Says to Grouch*

Claudia: I second what the Grouch says. *Giggle* *Says from room*

 

[ZootyCutie]

One, two, three. Hit it!

Maddie: Who's that waddlin' down the street?
It's just me, 'cause I love to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham
Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aerial view
Now my doctor tells me
There's just one thing left to do--

Janice: Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Oh, get those jelly donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Might seem a little severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Blow, flatty!

Dr. Teeth: Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce
Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss
Walked down an alley and I got stuck
I got more rolls than a pastry truck
When I'm all done eating
I eat a little more
When I leave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Lips: Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Can't have another eclair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
I gotta decrease my derriere

Zoot: I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

Maddie: No more pie now
No more creme brulee
Lay off the gravy
And souffle
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away

Janice: Oh, I think I'd sell my soul
For a triple patty melt
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my belt

Dr. Teeth: Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Lay off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Until my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
Eat'em till they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

Lips: I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
Zoot: I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
All: I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

 

[The Count]

*Passing by, making the rounds... Oh hi Claudia. Hmmm, though Oscar lives in the trashcan on the 2nd floor's common room (one full floor below yours), I suppose he could easily have some sort of ladder installed inside all of the trashcans on all of the common rooms and get from floor to floor just as easily as we do in the dumbwaiter elevator. Oh well... Wanted to drop off a batch of guava pastry cakes as thanks for the drawing you did. Enjoy them in good health.
*Leaves tray with goodies outside Room #44 and returns to the elevator to go downstairs to his room.

 

[ZootyCutie]

That last song was fun!

Janice: Fer sure! But I rully want to do another one!

Dr Teeth: I have an idea on what song we should do. Lips, do the honors of the disclaimer.

Lips: Sure thing. *ahem* This next song by all means is in no way to insult Canadians.

Zoot: Hit it!

Maddie: Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swillin' hockey nut
And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head?
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

Janice: They all live on donuts and moose meat
And they leave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the mall
And you know what else is too funny?
Their stupid Monopoly money
Can't take 'em seriously at all

Dr. Teeth: Well maple syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
They think their silly accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot

Lips: Sure they got their national health care
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
Then again well they got Celine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
All over Saskatchewan

Zoot: Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Maddie: Always hear the same kind of story
Janice: Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry"
Dr. Teeth: Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite?
Lips: It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin'
Zoot: So quick, before they see it comin'
All: Time for a pre-emptive strike!

Once again, the song sung was by all means not meant to insult Canadians. It was just for entertainment value.

 

[The Count]

*Back in Room #1... Hey Count, I think we got ourselves a bit of good news.
Count: Oh?
Yeah, talked to Maddie... She said she could assist our sewing spider crew. So it looks like there'll be a surprise at the next anniversary similar to the first. The names and faces might've changed since we went around...
Count: But we're glad that they all can be found.
Oh, right here where we need 'em.
Count: Fright here where we need them.
Yeah, it'll be a great party this September when we open up for Year 3.

Take care guys and gals, and have a good weekend.

 

[Katzi428]

snif wiping my eyes
Prairie:Kathy...what's the matter?You all right?
Yeah...I'll be OK Prairie.blowing my nose and then wiping my eyes again I'm watching "Phantom Of The Opera" and Christine and Raoul just sang "All I Ask Of You" Oooohhhh Prairie...I just LOVE that song so much! I just wish I had a guy in my life to keep me safe when things aren't going right.
Prairie: Don't be sad,Kathy...please?Besides you have your family and us to keep you safe.You know that.
I know. I guess I get all weepy eyed during movie love scenes.
Prairie:And I didn't know this after rooming with you for the past few years?
at Prairie
Prairie: Sorry.I'm a mush heart too when it comes to love scenes too.You know that.And this is a good movie!
Yeah.Where's Rosita?
Prairie: Over in the common room playing Monopoly with some of the other dormies.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

EDIT: Omgsh Kathy I sooo can relate. I get teary eyed myself as I am a big romance freak. XD *Pats on back* <33333...Moulin rouge was one of em.

Claudia: *Brushing teeth and clad in a white pajama top and comfy loose pajama pants*

Bunsen & Beaker: *Snug in their beds*

Claudia: *Crawls into her new water bed* *Goes under her blanket with a small flashlight and reads Charlie Chaplin's Autobiography with great interest*

Bunsen: *Gets off from his bed and lifts her blanket* Hello, what are you reading there Miss Claudia?

Claudia: *Shows book*

Beaker: *next to Bunsen* Meemeeeemee!

Claudia: I did not see you Beakie!

Beaker: Meeemee

Claudia: Want me to tell you his story in story format rather than a autobiography?

Bunsen: It'd be interesting. It's been awhile since anyone has told me a story.

Beaker: *nodnod*

Claudia: Alright, Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Charles Spencer Chaplin. He had half-siblings but from what I remember I think he was the youngest. He had a rough start in his life as he became an orphan at an early age in his childhood due to his mother's medical absences and the passing of his father. Later in his life he developed an interest to acting but it was not something he intended really in fact it was quite the contrary!

Bunsen: How interesting!

Beaker: *nod nod* meemeeemomwee!

Claudia: *smiles and pulls off her blanket to give an appropiate storytelling experience* Want some marshmellows for this rare and educational storytelling?

Bunsen: Splendid idea.

Beaker: *Fetches them*

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[ZootyCutie]

*Maddie and her roomies are in their pajamas*

Oh yeah? Well, what about the time that computer exploded on you?

Dr. Teeth: You can never prove that! What about the time Lips turned invisible and punched you in the gut!

Lips: I never turned invisible! What about the time Janice made that robot of me with a SpeakNSpell and a box of Grape Nuts!

Janice: Like, I never would do that. Well, like, what about the time Zoot drank that glass of soy sauce, and tried to fly the bus?

Zoot: That was fun.

Wait, you actually did that?

Zoot: Yes. So?

Uh, I'm going over here. *runs to the other side of the room*