Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[christyb]

*in our room that currently looks like an explosion*

Skeeter: Ever notice when you need something green to wear you can't ever find that favorite shirt of yours?

Christyb: *standing in a mound of clothing* Or your letterman jacket.

Skeeter: Ya know what would help?

Christyb: *groans* I know. Cleaning this mess!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Oh, today be the natal day of the Jabberwock. Call you in the mome raths and the slithy toves...yet shun the frumious Bandersnatch.
Nora: And it's homecoming! We need to wear green...or we'll get pinched!
MN: Yeah, just like St. Patrick's Day, oh faith and begore.
Nora: Hey, can I borrow that green sheet-like thing that's in your closet?
MN: No and furthermore, heck no.
Nora: Aw, why not? It's just a sheet!
MN: No it isn't. It's something I'm making for a dear friend of everyone here...but I can't tell you exactly what it is or the place would be in an uproar...besides, it's not even done yet.
Storyteller: So when will we know?
MN: Erm...let's see...Thanksgiving at the earliest. Barring that, Dec. 1.

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: Man, I miss out on all the good stuff these days! B-day party tonight, Homecoming this weekend!
Red: There will be more parties I'm sure. Anyway, I'm excited about the Fraggle movie! Whoopie!
Beth: Yeah I knew you would be. I'm excited too
Wanda: So did we figure out who's going where yet?
Beth: Ok, Abby's going down to Bryan's for sure. Ed knows I've been trying to get in touch with him, I think I'll leave him a message now. *calls room 1* Hi Ed, I know you're out and about today, would it be all right if Wanda stayed with you this weekend? Thanks. *hangs up*
Wanda: Great, I love the little kitty that the Count has.
Red: What about me?
Beth: Well, Ryan's been around, but he might not have gotten my message. I'll call him again. *calls Ryan* Hey guys, Red's looking for a place to crash this weekend. Might it be all right if she camps out with you all? Let us know, or more specifically let Red know, I'll be gone soon. Thanks! *hangs up*
Abby: Well, I'm going to class and then I'll go to Bryan's.
Beth: *Hugs Abby* Have fun and be good!
Abby: I will! *she leaves*
Wanda: Have a great time Beth! We'll miss your voice in the choir this weekend. See you Sunday! *she leaves*
Red: Well I guess it's just you and me.
Beth: Yep, for a little while anyway. I'll be leaving this afternoon.

 

[The Count]

*Gets message and goes to reply... Oh, what's that rap-rap-rapping I hear upon our chamber door?
Count: Shall I see who's that tap-tap-tapping at our chamber door?
Quoth I, certainly mon señor.
Oh, if it isn't Wanda... That charming calico who rooms with Beth. Sure, you can stay here with us for the weekend.

And Erin, we have a no-pinching policy. Course, that doesn't mean that some won't pinch you, but it's generally frowned upon. Come on Wanda, you can help us out at our various errands and appointments during the day, just hope we get to all of them while there's still time.

*Yahtzee! Sorry, but had to yell that out since I've got quint 1's for my post total!

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

MN: Oh, thank you...ow! (grabs arm) Who did that?
Nora: I won't stop until you tell me what that green thing is!
Storyteller: Oooh...this is very unlike you, Nora.
Nora: So sue me, I'm curious!
MN: Oh, all right, all right, because I don't want to go around with black and blue arms for the rest of the year. I'm going to tell you two something...but you two are sworn to secrecy.

(the three huddle; MN whispers some stuff to them)

Nora: Oh.
Storyteller: Do the others know yet?
MN: Not yet. I'm working on dropping a few hints...but that's for me to do.
Nora: Got it.

 

[BEAR]

Bry: Was there a Birdkateer meeting yesterday?
Rosita: I don't know. Was there?
Telly: Big Bird's not even back from his Granny's yet.
Bry: Hmmm...maybe some of the kids met for a playdate anyway. Big Bird should be coming back to the dorms sometime today, as will Abby Cadabby. She's in school right now. And hopefully Bert is feeling better. Want to keep him away from Abby so she doesn't get sick.
Prairie: I wonder what happens when a fairy gets sick.
Bry: Well, let's not take any chances.
Telly: I can't wait to see her!

 

[Erine81981]

*gets back all sad*

Maurice: What's wrong?

Cookie M: You did get the job.....didn't you?

*has a smile on face* OH YEAH!

Maurice: What? You got the job?

Yes I did.

Cookie M: Me so excited.

How about a lunch to celebrate.

Maurice: Wait. *runs into room* Tada!

You look nice. Where did you get that hat?

Maurice: I had it back in the day. I just never used it much. Didn't have anything to where it to.

I see. You look very nice in it.

Maurice: Thank you.

Cookie M: What we going to eat?

Don't know. *goes and knocks on Bryan's door* Hey there guy! I was wondering if you would like to go celebrate my getting a job?

 

[redBoobergurl]

Beth: All right Red, I'm leaving! I'll see you on Sunday!
Red: I sure hope Ryan gets here soon so I know if I can stay there.
Beth: Well if it doesn't work then go to Bryan's or Ed's ok?
Red: Ok. Have fun
Beth: I will! Bye! *she leaves*
Red: I'm all alone, there's nobody here beside me....

 

[The Count]

*Getting back from errands... Phew, wasn't sure we'd make it...
Count: But ve got you to your ophtalmologist's appointment... And we got to the bank just in time.
Wanda: And I must thank you for taking us to lunch... The French fries with a little salt and lick of vinegar were great.
You're welcome Wanda... Just need to plug in the ol' razor and take a bath...
Then can I say I've been shorn and shaven.
Count: Though thou art for sure no coward or craven.
Wanda: And what about that raving raven?
Quoth the raven...

*Raven pops out of cuckoo clock: 6 o'clock and you're all nuts!
Oh... Almost party time.
Wanda: Good thing we bought some ice cream and cake.
Count: And got some presents for the Jabberwock.
I'll just go bathe and get dressed, meet you guys upstairs.
*Wanda goes and knocks on Room #3's door: Red? You in here? If you want, you come and stay us next door until Beth gets back... Unless Ryan gets here and says he'd be glad to have you as a weekend guest.
Now come on, there's a party here and I know how much you like those things.
*Both run off to get ready, powdering noses and getting primped and dressed.

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: Hey guys, looks like Red's coming to stay with us for awhile.
Red: I'm already here!
Me: Like I said, Red's here and she's staying with us for awhile.
Red: Yup! And it's gonna be great! We can run and jump and sing and dance and swim-
Clifford: It's freezin' outside!
Gonzo: That's what makes it so thrilling!
Red: And chilling!
UD: It looks like those two will get along just fine.
Me: Um, one problem, looks like Red took Camilla's color...
Gonzo: That's okay, Camilla adapts well to change. Just look at how much changes she's had to put up with me!
Camilla: Brock.
Me: Oh, okay. Well Gonzo, would you possibly be interested in doing some commentary tonight?
Red: Commentary? What's that? Can I come? Sounds like fun! Let's go!! *runs off*
UD: A spunky little thing isn't she...
Me: *shrug* It's okay, she doesn't know where the fan-fic library is anyway, c'mon Gonz.