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Discussion in 'Games' started by Beth C, Apr 28, 2004.

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  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Fro: Piggy
    To: Kermit

    Subject: Get Lost

    Hellllllo,

    GET LOST!

    Piggy

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    To: Beth C
    From: Beau

    Subject: Game

    Are we the only ones playing???
  2. Beth C

    Beth C Active Member

    To: Beau

    From: Beth C

    Subject: Re: Game

    I dunno.. sometimes I wonder

    Beth C

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    To: Piggy

    From: Kermit

    Subject: Getting Lost

    I'd rather not. Please will you let me see you? I can fix your hair back to it's previous glamorous state.

    Huggles,

    Kermit

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    To: Kermit

    From: Piggy

    Subject: Re: Getting Lost

    Huggles? Oh alright. I could never resist huggles from you.

    Piggy

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    To: Everyone

    From: Kermit

    Subject: Don't tease the Pig

    I've found Miss Piggy and gotten her to calm down. Under NO circumstance are you to make any reference to her once PURPLE hair. Ignorance of this rule will result in unemployment.

    Kermit the (still in one piece) Frog

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    To: Rizzo

    From: Gonzo

    Subject: Purple suits

    Heh, heh heh. Hey, you want to wear purple for tonight's act?

    Gonzolo the daring

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    To: Beauregard

    From: Kermit

    Subject: Stage Curtains

    Please REMOVE those PURPLE ones before Piggy shows up!

    Kermit

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    To: Kermit

    From: Scooter

    Subject: Lunch

    Hey, Boss, lunch just arrived but I was unsure who ordered the Grape Juice, Purple Jellybeans, and Grapes. It was marked to be delivered to Miss Piggy, but I wasn't sure.

    Scooter

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    To: Rizzo

    From: Pepe

    Subject: Music

    Hey I managed to get that copy of Purple People Eater for you, hokay?

    Pepe

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  3. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Kermit
    From: Beauregard
    Subject: Purple Paint

    When do you want me to pant Miss Piggy's dressing room purple?

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    To: Kermit
    From: Statler
    CC: Waldorf
    Subject: Purple Pig

    What do you call purple pig?

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    To: Kermit
    From: Waldorf
    CC: Staler
    Subject: Purple Pig

    Miss Piggy as a lab experiment!

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    To: Kermit
    From: Statler and Waldorf
    Subject: Purple Pig

    Dohohohohohohohohohohohohoh!

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    To: Gonzo
    From: Robin
    CC: Crazy Harry
    Subject: Cannon Act

    Instead of using a cannon, how about we attach ourselves to rockets instead?

    Harry, do you think you can get us some?

    Robin
  4. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Kermit
    From: Pops

    Subject: Purple top.

    I just got a message from someone that I am meant to hand out purple t-shirts to all tonight's guest, is that right?

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    To: Scooter
    From: Dr Suess

    Subject: Purple eggs and ham

    I am sorry, dear Scoot,
    But the point really is mute,
    I shall not write that on a train, or in a plane or in the rain, or with a goat on a boat etc...
    Thank you though,
    For you suggestgo,

    Dr Suess

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    To: Purple Scaley Monster
    From: Sweetums

    Subject: Tonight's appearence.

    Hi Bro,

    I just heard you is popping in for an appearence tonight.

    Congratulations for being choosen to come.

    See you later,
    Sweetums

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    To: Sweetums
    From: Robin

    Subject: Kermit

    Hi Sweetums, can you tell Uncle Kermit to let me perform with Gonzo? He might listen to you more than me.

    Your Friend,
    Robin Frog
  5. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Gonzo
    From: Robin
    Subject: Rocket Routine

    Hi Gonzo,

    I got Sweetums to help me persuade Uncle Kermit and he agreed for us to do the Rocket Routine. I also got Crazy Harry to donate a few rockets.

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    To: Dead Frog
    From: Disgruntled Pig
    CC: Everyone
    Subject: Enough is Enough!

    Dear Kermie,
    For the past few days I have noticed the amount of purple items that have taken over the theater and it is starting to agitate moi. I want vous to understand that I am a very patient pig, up until moi's temperment starts to flare!

    So unless vous wishes for Doc Hopper to making a house call, I suggest you stop the purple gags.

    The same things goes for everyone else! I know the Humane Society would love to come by and pick a few people up.

    Au revior!
    _________________________________________________________________

    To: Hamhock
    From: Floyd
    Subject: FooFoo

    Like your little canine companion? By the way, they came for her last week!

    Heehee

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    To:Everyone
    From: Kermit
    Subject: Vacation

    Due to the amount of chaos at the theater, I have decided to take an early vacation and will thus be gone for the next six years. I leave Crazy Harry in charge of the theater and has my permission to blow things up.

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    To: Everyone
    From: The REAL Kermit
    Subject: Very Funny

    As much as I would like to go on vacation, I am not and whoever sent out that e-mail is in big trouble!

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    To: Kermit
    From: Crazy Harry
    Subject: Re:Very Funny

    Did somebody say blow up?!

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    To: Crazy Harry
    From: Kermit
    Subject: Re: Re: Very Funny

    Don't even think about it!
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Rowlf
    From: Kermit

    Subject: Help

    Control tips needed. How can I stop this e-mail system from creating total caoes(sp?)?
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Singing Food
    From: Chef

    Subject: Ver de blip?

    Ven sing, singery kitchen tonighty, berg? Ya?

    Chef
  8. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Chef
    From: Singing Food
    Subject: Re: Ver de blip?

    Sorry we don't speak mock Swedish, but the lobsters in cowboy hats do.
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Lobsters
    From: Chef

    Subject: Tell de blip, blip, singgggggin foooood

    Cun de Singggggin fooood, ven sing, singery kitchen tonighty, berg? Ya?

    Cheffy
  10. Beth C

    Beth C Active Member

    To: Everyone

    From: Kermit

    Subject: New Schedules are up

    Please check your emails for the new acts for the week. And the new guest stars. Any objections should be directed to my email. Oh, and the Rocket act has been CANCELLED. Yes, CANCELLED. No changing my mind on that one.

    Kermit

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    To: Kermit

    From: Piggy

    Subject: Guest Star

    Kermie.. how in the world did you book J K Rowling? Does this mean we can do a Harry Potter show? That would be a lot of fun. Who would be whom on the show?

    Piggy

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    To: Kermit

    From: Gonzo

    Subject: Guest Star

    Ooooo! A Harry Potter guest! Can I be Voldemort?? Huh? Can I?? Can I?

    Gonzo the dark wizard

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    To: Kermit

    From: Fozzie

    Subject: Guest Star

    What's this about a Harry Potter show? Who could I be? Who are you going to be?

    Foz

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    To: Uncle Kermit

    From: Robin

    Subject: Rocket Act

    Darn.

    Robin the disappointed frog

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  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Everyone
    From: Kermit

    Subject: J K Roling

    I never said J K Roling, I said that our guest James Kirk (JK), rolling down a hill would be in one of the acts...

    Sheesh...

    So, it's not Pottor, it's Star Trek this week, 'k?

    Kermit the befuddled Froggy
  12. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Uncle Kermit
    From: Robin
    Subject: Magic Act

    How about Gonzo and I do a magic act to replace Harry Potter?
  13. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    TO: Robin
    From: Kermit

    Subject: re Magic act

    If you're carefull.

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    To: Gonzo
    From: Robin

    Subject: Magic Act

    Hi, Gonzo, Kermit says we can to a magic act. How about we materialise a connon on stage, and then shoot ourselfs out'a it?

    Robin
  14. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Robin
    From: Gonzo
    Subject: Magic Act

    Can do! But we'll need to plan it carefully so Kermit won't get suspicious.
  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Gonzo
    From: Robin

    Subject: Re: re:magic act

    I agree.
  16. Infinity Sirius

    Infinity Sirius New Member

    To: Everyone
    From: Miss Piggy
    Subject: Beautiful moi

    I woke up this morning and it has come to my attention, that I am the most beautiful in the world and if anyone dares to stick one more item related to the color purple in my room...someone will have to make out their will!
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    From: Chef
    To: Piggy

    Subject: Vot?

    Deer Peegy,

    Whoot youur tolkin' bout?

    Howdeever, the purple plum delight is ready eef that ees what you are wantering.

    Chef
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Scooter
    From: Rowlf

    Subject: Piano Music for tonight's show

    Do you know if it was Kermit that changed the wording from Feeling Blue, to Seeing Purple?

    Or was that someone else?

    Rowlf
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Camilla
    From: Zany the penguin

    Subject: Purple dye?

    Quack, quack, quack?

    Zany :zany:
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    From: Camilla
    To: Zany

    Subject: Re: Purple dye?

    Burk, burg, buck, buck, buck!

    Camilla
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    To: Camilla
    From: Zany

    Subject: Re: re: Purple dye?

    Quack! Quack, quack, quack? Quack! Quack...

    Zany :zany:
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    To: Zany
    From: Camilla

    Subject: Re: re: re: Purple dye?

    Buck, buck, burg, buck, burck, burk, buc!

    Camilla
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    To: Kermit
    From: Zany

    Subject: Frd: re: re: re: Purple dye?

    Quack, quack, Camilla...

    Zany :zany:

    >Buck, buck, burg, buck, burck, burk, buc!
    >
    >Camilla
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    To: Camilla
    From: Kermit
    Bcc: Zany

    Subject: Re: frd: re: re: re: Purple dye

    Camilla, if you don't stop planning to spray you and the penguins all purple, you shall be sacked.

    Kermit
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