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Super Scooter

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Scooter

Subject: Re: Re: Testing Test Email System

>Scooter! It was tested already! Didn't you recieve my previous email?
>
>Kermit

Okay, boss. Okay!

..... Test, test.
 

oOoanimaloOo

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To: Kermit

From: Animal

Subject: Internet

Sorry Me like email

EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL EMAIL

Animal
 

McFraggle

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To: Animal

From: Kermit

Subject: Re: Internet

That's good you like e-mail, just don't eat the computer Animal.
 

Beauregard

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To: Clueless
From: Uncle Deadly

Subject: Sneaking

Hi, hi, hi, what are you thinking 'bout my little plan to sneak a little virus into the e-mail system?

Deadly

PS. I have attached the virus for you to look at.

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To: Uncle Deadly
From: Clueless

Subject: Re: Sneaking

Hi, wait the keyboard isn't workafas asdhumng ajklsjj sdjjf 888 *** hhsuihaf &$$f asldkfk klda;;sdlf afdk virus sdfjas messed kasjdf everydfasdk'k'k up.

Stupid'd'd'd k'k'k'keyboard'd'd'd no long'g'g'gg'er work'k'k'king'g'g'g'

Clul'l'l'll'ess

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To: Clueless
From: Uncle Deadly

Subject: Re: re: Sneaking

He, he, he

Deadly

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To: Uncle Deadly
From: Crazy Harry

Subject: What?

You said you wanted some bombs for *sniggers* blowing things apart.

What ones? How many? When?

And why did you send me an attachment?

Crasy Harry
 

Fozzie Bear

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McFraggle said:
>To: Animal
>From: Kermit
>Subject: Re: Internet
>That's good you like e-mail, just don't eat the computer Animal.
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To: Kermit
From: Animal

Subject: Re: Internet

EAT COMPU

{COMMAND ERROR CANNOT COMPUTE}
 

oOoanimaloOo

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To: All

From: Kermit

Subject: Mischife

Just so everybody knows I get a copy of every email sent so if anything happens I'll know
 

Beth C

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To: Kermit

From: Piggy

Subject: You

Where are vous hiding? I haven't seen you all day. Believe me, I've been looking everywhere - including the Muppet Labs where I was 'detained' by Bunsen wanting to try out some makeup of some sorts.

Which reminds me - I don't like my cheeks green even if YOURS are.

Come out, come out little froggie whereever you are.

Piggy
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To: Piggy


From: Kermit

BCC: Rowlf

Subject: Re: You

I'm not hiding anywhere. Rowlf's piano needed a tune up.

I think you look great in green. BTW Bunsen says it's not permanent, it will wear off in a week or two.

PS - Rowlf, I didn't break anything while I was in there, did I?

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Rowlf

Subject: Piano problems

Uh, Kermit, can we hire someone to fix this? Since your last visit, the piano will only play when I POUND on the keys and something is rattling around inside.

Rowlf

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To: Kermit

From: Piggy

Subject: Re: Re: You

>BTW Bunsen says it's not permanent, it will wear off in a week or two.


A WEEK?!?!?! Are you out of your little froggie mind?? I demand you stop by my dressing room NOW! Or else!

Piggy

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To: Piggy

From: Kermit the Frog

BCC: Bunsen Honeydew

Subject: Re: Re: Re: You

> Or else!

Or else what?

Kerm

PS - Hey Bunsen - Do you have that antidote yet? It seems my limbs might be depending on it.

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To: Kermit the soon to be disected Frog

From: Piggy the VERY angry PIG

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: You

> Or else what?

Or else your show will be without one Pig and you will be minus two legs.

Piggy

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To: Kermit the Frog

From: Bunsen Honeydew

Subject: Antidote

Well, Beaker has found a way to reverse the effects of the 'makeover' we gave Piggy. We can restore her cheeks to her previous rosy color.

Have her stop by the lab and I'll fix her right up.

Oh- I hope she doesn't mind, it does tend to make some hair fall out and the rest turn purple, but at least her cheeks will be back to normal. I've been assured by my very able assitant that the hair color/loss only lasts a month.

B. Honeydew

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To: Piggy

From: Kermit the packing his suitcase Frog

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You

>Or else your show will be without one Pig and you will be minus two legs.

Gulp!

I stopped by your dressing room but you weren't there. Now where did YOU go?

Oh, BTW, Bunsen has an antidote for the 'green skin' problem. Just stop by the labs and he will give it to you.

Also, please don't pay attention to his new assistant - Barker - he's the guy that's almost bald with purple hair- he will only be helping Bunsen for a month and then Beaker will be back.

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Angry Pig

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: You

I was in the bathroom. You didn't knock very loudly, now did you?

I will go see Bunsen today. Then YOU will make dinner plans for the TWO of us to make up for YOUR little mistake here. Right Sweetheart?

Piggy

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To: Kermit

From: Rowlf

Subject: Piano problems still

I can't seem to find you anywhere. My piano is still having problems, now it make an 'OW' sound whenever I hit the keys. Please send a specialist soon.

Rowlf

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To: Kermit the VERY soon to be DECEASED FROG

From: YOU KNOW WHO AND I'M NOT HAPPY WITH MY NEW HAIR

Subject: ARRRRRGH!

KERRRRRRRRRRMIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!

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To: Piggy

From: Kermit

Subject: Dinner plans

I made the plans as you requested. Unfortunately the media found out and there will be cameras everywhere at the restaurant. Please dress accordingly.

You will be escorted by Gonzo. I am unable to make it as I am rather tied up at the moment with some unforseen piano problems. Please, enjoy yourself fully. I can't wait to see the pictures in tomorrow's paper.

Your dearest frog,

Kermit

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To: Gonzo
From: Kermit

Subject: Dinner Plans

Hi Gonz,

Piggy asked me to make dinner plans for two, so I've reserved a table in your name. Hope that's alright, Piggy will meet you there.

Kerm

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To: Gonzo
From: Piggy
Bcc: Kermit

Subject: Fwd: Dinner Plans

>You will be escorted by Gonzo. I am unable to make it as I am rather tied up at the >moment with some unforseen piano problems.

WHAT! GOnzo, don't you DARE get any thoughts from this little mess up.

How DARE Kermie DO THAT to ME? I mean LEAVING me with a CREEP likee you?

I promise I will MEAT you there.

Piggy

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To:Kermit
From: Gonzo
CC: Piggy

Subject: Cannons...

Hi. I am not going to dinnre, because I have to practise the new act with Robin.

Gonzo

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To: Gozo
From: Kermit

Subject: Re: Cannons.....

What nwe act with Robin?

Kermit

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To: Kermit
From Gonzo

Subject: Re: re: Cannons....

Er, nothing.

Gonzo

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To: Beaker
From: Bunsen

Subject: Piggy

What do you think we should do? Oh twiddle my thimbs, and hiddliy hoo how.

Bunsen

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To: Bunsen
From Beaker

Subject: Re: Piggy

Meeper, meep, meeping!

Beaker

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To: Beaker
From Bunsen

Subject: Re: re: Piggy

Alright, alright, no need to sware.

Bunsen

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To: Gonzo
From: Kermit

Subject Re: re: re: Cannons....

I spoke to Robin, and he say that you're planning something.

You better not be.

Kermit

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To: Piggy
From: Crazy Harry

Subject: Gunpowder

Hi, hi, hi.

Why do you want the gunpowder left under Kermit's bed?

Harry

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To: Bunsen
From: Gonzo

Subject: Disguise

Busen, do you have a good disguise? Kermet's pretty mad at me about using Robin...

Gonzo

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To: Gonzo
From: Bunsen

Subject: Re: Disguise

Purple hair do?

Bunsen

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To Stadler
From: Waldorf

Subject: Joke

What's black and blue and green all over?

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To: Waldorf
From: Stadler

Kermit once he's been found by Piggy!

Do, ho, ho, ho.

Stadler

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floydnjanicefan

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To: Sesame Street Gang
From: Kermit and the Muppets

Subject: Greetings, Sesame Street Friends

We miss you! :cry:

-Everyone here at the Muppet Theatre
 

Beth C

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To: Kermit

From: Robin

Subject: No fun

I never get to have any fun around here. You never let me do any of the exciting skits. When is it my turn?

Robin

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To: Robin

From: Uncle Kermit

Subject: Re: No fun

Be glad! You think it's fun to have a half-bald, purple haired pig mad at you? Don't grow up too fast, please.

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Piggy

Subject: This is too much

I can't take this humiliation any longer. I know you think this is funny, but it hurts my feelings. To think you would subject me to the media while my hair (what is left of it) is shocking purple is the cruelest you have ever treated me.

I"m leaving.

Piggy

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To: Piggy my sweet

From: Kermie

Subject: I'm sorry

Please, forgive me. I didn't know this would get this way out of hand. I've called off the media. I'm sorry.

Please don't go.

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: Fozzie

Subject: Missing Pig

Hey, Kermit, have you seen Piggy lately? I went to drop off her lunch at her dressing room but she wasn't there to sign for it.

Fozzie

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To: Fozzie

From: Kermit

Subject: Re: Missing Pig

No, Fozzie, I haven't seen her. I'm looking for her as well. If you do find her, please tell her I need to talk to her.

Kermit

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To: Piggy my darling

From: Your froggie friend

Subject: Please read this!

Piggy? Please answer this email. Bunsen has found an antidote for the hair-raising problem you have. Please meet me at the Muppet Labs.

Kermit

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To: Kermit

From: B. Honeydew

Subject: Miss Piggy

Kermit, she never showed up today for the solution we arranged. What shall I do with it? Beaker does not want long, blonde hair.

B. Honeydew

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To: Piggy

From: Kermit

Subject: Read this

Piggy? Piggy? Why are you not writing back? I'm getting worried here.

Kermit

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