Muppet Fan-Fiction: Weddings Are Disastrous

...Okay, yeah, that too.

*enters wearing her kitty-cat pajamas and humming "Fly in the buttermilk, shoo, fly, shoo..."* What'd I miss? Am I late?

*shrug* Nothing much. Just the same thing that happens every five seconds 'round these parts.

Squeeeeee!

... ah. I see. *sings and dances around*

HOORAY!

On behalf of all the frog and pig romance enthusiasts, I thank you for another knotch on the bedpost dedicated to keeping the love alive!

Fantastic job prawnie! The Muppets singing the Rainbow Connection at the end about Kermit and Piggy, and Kermit meaning that in marrying Piggy that he found his rainbow connection, just lovely . Another story well-executed, but I have just one question..

Where did they go on their honeymoon?

A devoted fan as always!

Ah ha... wouldn't you like to know! Tell me, would YOU tell the Muppets where YOU'RE going if you want to get away from it all?

Hmm... maaaaaaaayyybeeeee... *shifty-like eyes*

It doesn't count if a Muppet is ON the honeymoon.

... sorry, Ailie. Tough break.

Oh right, like YOU have room to talk...

Hey, leave him out of this, Ry.

Okay, I'll try... but he always plugs himself into everything.

*facepalm* Prawn... stop doing that! Makin' me laugh! X)

I can't help it! I've been clinically diagnosed as hilarious!

Indeed you have. XD Keep us laughing! Share your humor with the world!

*nods* Right then. I'm off! *dons cape* I am SUPER Prawn! My mission is to spread the good laughter across the planet through hillarious physical comedy and other means! Up, up, and I wish I could sleep during the daaaaaaaaaaaaay! *flies off*

Man, I wish I could do that... fly and sleep during the day... *shrugs* Oh well. *hops along*

Yes well, it's an acquired talent... By the way... did no one see this?