This movie is basically a Parody of tales from the Crypt. here goes ANNOUNCERS: ladies and Gentlemen. welcome to tales from the tub. and now for our host Ernie. ERNIE: thank you and welcome to my Tub. today I will be telling you alot of different storys. some may be happy some, may be sad. but now for my first story. (Ernie squeaks his rubber duckie) ERNIE: thanks for reminding me little pal, in this story Love is a many Splendid thing, or in this a pretty face .....let's see what we have in the Story. (Cues to title Card) ANNOUNCER: The Mysterious Lover (we see Gonzo watching tv untill he heard the door bell) GONZO: hello? MAILMAN GUY: Hi, I have a delivery for one Gonzo the Great from a secret lover. (Hands Gonzo the Letter and Leaves) GONZO: woah wonder what it says. (Then he starts reading the letter) My dearly beloved, I have heard alot of great things about you and I would like to meet you in person. although I won't tell you where I will give you my description. Great Hair Strong Personality Loves laughter Shares interest in Arts Hope to see you soon. Love your Secret Admirer. GONZO: WOWWWEEEE! I secret Admirer, I gotta Find Her! (Then he leaves the house to search for his Lover then he encounters Miss Piggy) GONZO: Excuse me Piggy, but are you the girl who wrote this love letter. MISS PIGGY: no it is not Moi so go away you Freak Buzzard! GONZO: Figures...... (Gonzo walks away and finds the Afghan Hound) GONZO: Excuse me, but are the lovely lady to write this lovely letter. AFGHAN HOUND: Thanks for the compliment but Sorry Gonzo, I didn't write the letter. GONZO: Thanks for your Cooperation. (Gonzo Walks away and finds Mildred) GONZO: This may be a bad time but did you write this letter. MILDRED: Sorry Dear Boy. GONZO: I thought so.....WHY CAN'T I FIND THE MYSTERY WOMAN! (Then Desiree comes up to Gonzo) GONZO: The results may be the same but did you write this letter. DESIREE: I suppose in this case the Results are wrong, for it was me who wrote the letter sugah! GONZO: WHOOOPPEEE! but I can't go out with you. DESIREE: How come hon? is there something wrong with Dragons? GONZO: no, I already have a Girlfriend...she's a chicken....well see ya. (Cues to another card) ANNOUNCER: THE END ERNIE: See folks love can always be unpredictable right Rubber Duckie. (Ernie squeaks his rubber Duckie) ERNIE: I Thought so too. TO BE CONTINUED..... what do you think so far?