Muppet Recasts of Movies

The Hunchback of Notre Dame *disney version* (I dunno why but I've been OBSESSED with it lately--I'm weird. =P)

Quasimodo: Gonzo
Hugo: Rizzo
Victor: Scooter
Laverne: Um...Mildred? XP
Esmeralda: Miss Piggy/Janice
Djali: FooFoo
Phoebus: Kermit/Floyd
Clopin: Dr. Teeth
Frollo: SAM! !
Archdeacon: Rowlf
Lieutenant #1: Fozzie
Lieutenant #2: Link
Achilles: Animal

*Points out his fan fiction.*

Glengarry Glen Ross

John Williamson - Sam the Eagle
Richard Roma - Pepe
Blake - Big Head Boss
James Lingk - Beaker
Dave Moss - Biff
Shelley Laverne - Rowlf
George Aaronow - Lefty

I actually have a diffferent casting for this that you may find interesting, Ailie-Poo...

Fozziemodo - Fozzie
Esmeralda - Miss Piggy
Phoebus - Kermit
Clopin - Gonzo
Frollo - Statler and Waldorf
Hugo - Pepe
Victor - Sam
Laverne - Rizzo (twisted, no?)
Archdeacon - Rowlf (of course)

With Scooter, the Mayhem, Bunsen and Beaker, the Chef, and Lew as gypsies.

Bleh. I like mine more. =PPP

These are some I've been working on:
Oliver and Company:
Oliver:Scooter
Georgette:Miss Piggy
Dodger:Floyd
Titoepe
Einstein:Gonzo
Francis:Sam
Rita:Janice

Dark Crystal:
Jen:Scooter
Kira:Janice
Fizzgig:Animal
Mystics' Emperor:Kermit (Mystics=Frogs)
Skeksis' Emperor:Gonzo scary:=Chickens)
Podlings-Rabbits

Labyrinth:
Sarah:Janice
Jereth:Beaker
Hoggle:Gonzo
Ludo:Sweetums
Sir Didymus:Floyd
Merlin/Ambrosius:Muppy
Goblins:the rats
Door Guards:Statler and Waldorf

Harry Potter:
Harry:Scooter ("My uncle owns Hogwarts!")
Ron:Beaker
Hermione:Miss Piggy
Ginny:Annie Sue
Dumbledore:Kermit
Snape:Sam
Voldemort:Bunsen
Draco Malfoy:Gonzo
Cedric Diggory:Floyd
Luna Lovegood:Janice
Neville:Animal
Hagrid:Sweetums
Scabbers:Rizzo

Twilight:
Bella:Janice
Edward:Floyd (same Muppet as Cedric Diggory)
Jasper:Beaker
Alice: Annie Sue
Emmett:Fozzie
Rosalie:Miss Piggy
Carlisle:Rowlf(a.k.a. Dr. Bob)
Esme:Miss Piggy
James:Bunsen
Victoria:Miss Piggy (she didn't get the lead role so now she's doing multiple parts of the movie)
Laurent:Crazy Harry
Jacob:Zoot (Animal in wolf form)
Biology Teacher:Sam the AMERICAN Eagle ("not a weirdo")
Eric:Kermit
Mike:Scooter
Jessica:Miss Piggy (again!)
Angela: someone other than Miss Piggy (any suggestions?)

oops...I forgot Aughra on that. Aughra will be played by

I know someone already did a casting for Willy Wonka, But I've always thought about the Muppets doing Willy Wonka too. Here's my casting thoughts, Just for fun.

GONZO as Willy Wonka

ROBIN THE FROG as Charlie Bucket

KERMIT THE FROG as Grandpa Joe or Mr. Bucket

LUNCHEON COUNTER MONSTER as Augustus Gloop

MEAN MOMMA as Mrs. Gloop

BETINA OR BELIDNA as Veruca Salt

HOWARD TUBMAN as Mr. Salt

MARY LOUISE as Violet Beauregard

A WHATNOT as Mr. Beauregard

BEAN BUNNY as Mike TV

MOTHER BUNNY as Mrs. TV

RIZZO THE RAT as Head Oompaloompa

THE RATS as The Oompaloompas

J.P. GROSSE as Slugworth

MUPPET CASTING FOR YOUNG FRANKINSTEIN

DR. PHIL VAN NEUTER as Dr. Frankinstein

UNCLE DEADLY as Igor

ANNIE SUE as Inga

MULTCH as Monster

MRS. APPLEBY as Frau Blucher

How about Jurasick Pork?


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Alan Grant = Kermit the Frog
Ian Malcolm = The Great Gonzo
Ellie Sattler = Janice
John Hammond = Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
jeep driver = Rizzo the Rat
Swinosaurus = Miss Piggy


DN

The Devil Wears Prada

Miranda Priestly: Zelda Rose
Andrea Sachs: Red Fraggle
Emily Charlton: Annie Sue
Nigel: Nigel
Christian Thompson: Scooter
Nate Cooper: Gloat
Richard Sachs: Pops
Lily: Prairie Dawn
Doug: Rowlf
James Holt: Guy Smiley
Irv Ravitz: J.P. Grosse

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Benjamin Barker/Sweeney Todd: Chip
Judge Turpin: Svengali
Mrs. Lovett: Miss Piggy
Toby Ragg: Scooter
Lucy Barker: Vicky
Adolfo Pirelli: Wayne
Johanna Barker: Rowlf/Animal's dancing partner
Anthony Hope: Gimley
Beadle Bamford: The Count

Taxi Driver

Travis Bickle: Oscar the Grouch
Iris Steensma: Janice
Sport: King Ploobis
Charles Palpatine: Newsman
Dealer: Lefty
Grocer: Bunsen Honeydew
Betsy: Prairie Dawn

Wicked
Elphaba:Janice
G(a)linda:Miss Piggy
Fieyro:Floyd
Boq:Gonzo
Nessarose:Annie Sue
Wizards of Waverly Place
Alex Russo:Miss Piggy
Justin Russo:Scooter
Max Russo:Gonzo
Harper Finkle:Janice
Suite life on Deck
Zack:Crazy Harry
Cody:Scooter
London:Miss Piggy
Bailey:Janice
Woody:Gonzo
Phil of the Future (aka perhaps the only sci-fi I ever liked)
Phil:Beaker
Pim:Miss Piggy
Keely:Janice
Curtis: one of the pigs from "Yaketty-Yak"
Principal Hackett:Bunsen
Debbie:Annie Sue
Seth:Scooter
Owen:Link Hogthrob
Tia:Miss Piggy
Via:Mokey Fraggle
Bradley Benjamin Farmer:Gonzo

I'm going to be performing Arsenic and Old Lace in October so it got me thinking:

Abby: Hilda
Martha: Mildrid
Mortimer: Kermit
Teddy: Fozzie
Johnathan: Uncle Deadly
Dr. Einstein: Gonzo (This is who I'll be playing btw)
Elaine: Piggy
Officer O'Hara: Scooter
Officer Brophy: Statler
Officer Klien: Waldorf
Lt. Roony: Sam
Dr. Harper: Rowlf
Mr. Gibbs: Pops
Mr. Witherspoon: Bunsen

I'd prefer to see Hilda in that role...I'd give my left arm to see her perform "When You're Good to Mama"

This one is too easy:

That Thing You Do!

The Wonders Band: All 6 members of The Electric Mayhem
Mr. White: Kermit
Liv Tyler's Faye Dolan recast as a male part: Scooter (since Fay and Scooter both are somewhat go-fers for both bands)
Tina: Annie Sue
Lamarr the doorman *split into two parts*: Beauregard and Bobo(giving everyone horrible advice)
Del Paxton: Rowlf
Freddy Fredrickson: Johnny Fiama along with Sal

A Christmas Story:
Ralphie: Scooter
Schwartz: Gonzo
Flick: Fozzie
Randy: Robin
Mother: Miss Piggy
Father: Statler or Waldorf
Miss Shields: Zelda Rose
Scut Farkus: Sweetums
Grover Dill: Rizzo

Up:
Carl: Statler
Russell: Scooter or Robin
Dug: Sprocket
Kevin: Big Bird

LOL, that has to be one of the greatest ideas ever for a movie recast with Muppets.

The Prince of Egypt
Moses= Kermit the Frog
Ramses= Croaker
Seti= Blotch
Queen= Annie Sue
tall magician= Beaker
fat magician= Bunsen
Tziporah= Miss Piggy
Jethro= Dr. Teeth
Miriam= Janice
Aaron= Goggles

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Peter La Fleur : Kermit
Kate Veatch: Prairie Dawn
Justin Redman: Bert
Steve the Pirate: Lew Zealand
Owen: Droop
Dwight: Gonzo
Patches O'Houlihan: J.P. Grosse
White Goodman: Link Hogthrob
Me'Shell: Mulch
Girl with unibrow (forgot her name): Beautiful Day Monster in drag

LOST:
Jack:
Locke: Rowlf
Kate: Piggy
Sawyer: Floyd
Charlie: Scooter
Claire: Janice
Hurley: Fozzie
Sayid: Zoot
Sun: Camilla
Jin: Gonzo
Ben Linus: J.P. Gross
Richard Alpert: Sam Eagle
Desmond: Dr. Teeth
Faraday: Bunsen
Charlotte: Beaker
Miles: Pepe
Lapidus: Bobo
Juliet: Annie Sue
Walt: Robin
Boone: Rizzo
Mr. Eko: Beauregard
Widmore: Newsman
Ms. Hawking: Hilda
Tom Friendly: Link
Rousseau: Animal
Jacob:
Man In Black: