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Muppet/SpongeBob Crossover (IN 3-D!)

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by FunnyBear, Jul 22, 2014.

  1. FunnyBear

    FunnyBear Well-Known Member

    INT.- SPONGEBOB’S PINEAPPLE- SPONGEBOB’S BEDROOM


    (SPONGEBOB’s ALARM CLOCK GOES OFF, WAKING HIM)

    SPONGEBOB
    Good morning, Gary!


    GARY
    (wakes up slowly) Meow.


    (SPONGEBOB turns off alarm clock and walks to INT – SPONGEBOB’S PINEAPPLE – SPONGEBOB’S BATHROOM)


    SPONGEBOB
    (goes into shower, then brushes teeth. After that, he walks into INT. – SPONGEBOB’S KITCHEN)


    SPONGEBOB

    Ahh, Kelpo. (grabs Kelpo box, then pours into bowl, then adds milk and begins to eat) Gary, I can’t wait to go to work today!


    GARY
    Meow. (shows SpongeBob calender)


    SPONGEBOB

    It’s Saturday! That means no work! (snaps fingers) I’ve got it! I’ll visit Sandy! (runs offscreen)


    (SCENE TRANSITION)

    INT. – SANDY’S TREEDOME


    SANDY
    Well, howdy SpongeBob! How are ya!


    SPONGEBOB
    Well, fine. I woke up this moring and Gary…


    (SANDY cuts him off)


    SANDY
    Great SpongeBob, but check out my newest invention!

    (SPONGEBOB looks at the machine behind SANDY)


    SPONGEBOB
    WOW! Um, what is it?

    SANDY
    It’s a device that’ll allow you to stay above water, without a water helmet! It also allows land critters to stay underwater without a suit!


    SPONGEBOB
    I want to try!


    SANDY
    Sure SpongeBob! Let me just…


    (SPONGEBOB runs off outside, off screen)


    SANDY
    SpongeBob! Aren’t you going to try the machine out?


    (SCENE TRANSITION)


    EXT. – PATRICK’S HOUSE


    SPONGEBOB
    PATRICK! PATRICK! OPEN UP!


    (SQUIDWARD opens up his window)


    SQUIDWARD

    WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY!


    SPONGEBOB
    (looks at Squidward for a second, then looks at Pat)
    PATRICK! PATRICK!


    SQUIDWARD
    Why do I even try?


    (SCENE TRANSITION)
    INT. – SANDY’S TREEDOME

    SPONGEBOB
    Sorry Sandy, I wanted Patrick to come. Squidward came too.


    SQUIDWARD
    I only came so he’d stop annoying me.


    SANDY
    Well, ya’ll are about to be the first fish on land!


    PATRICK
    Uh, don’t we need our water helmets?


    SANDY
    Nope, all you need is this piece of gum. The machine makes it. It’s a combination of chemical elements and…


    PATRICK
    Is it mint flavored?


    SANDY
    Actually, Patrick its fruit punch flavor


    PATRICK
    Can I have a piece?


    SANDY
    Just don’t spit it out.


    PATRICK
    Oh boy!


    (SANDY hands PATRICK, SPONGEBOB, and SQUIDWARD a piece of gum)


    SPONGEBOB
    When do we get to up into the air?

    SANDY
    Hold your horses SpongeBob. Now all ya’ll have to go into this device. It’ll shoot you into the sky. You’ll need these parachutes.


    SQUIDWARD
    NO! I REFUSE TO DO THAT!

    (PATRICK picks up SQUIDWARD)


    PATRICK
    It’s okay to be scared Squidward. Come on, I’ll carry you.


    (PATRICK carries SQUIDWARD to the machine)


    SANDY
    Pick up those parachutes, they should be right next to you. Now, hold on!


    SQUIDWARD
    GET ME OUT OF HERE!


    (SANDY pushes a button on a remote. SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, and SQUIDWARD are launched into the air.)


    SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB and PATRICK
    AHH!


    (fade out for commercials)
     
  2. FunnyBear

    FunnyBear Well-Known Member

    I know there isn't any Muppets yet, but they're coming...after the commerical break.
     
  3. FunnyBear

    FunnyBear Well-Known Member

    Part 2: Finally, some crossover!
    (fade in)


    KERMIT
    All right guys, it’s time to rehearse for our next show! Scooter!


    SCOOTER

    (walks from off-screen to KERMIT) Yes chief?


    KERMIT

    How are the ticket sales?


    SCOOTER
    They’re pretty good. We’ve sold 50 tickets! That news story about Constantine impersonating you brought in some actual fans.


    (SQUIDWARD, SPONGEBOB and PATRICK crash straight into the Muppets Theater.)


    SQUIDWARD
    PATRICK YOU IMBECILE! YOU ATE THE PARACHUTES!


    PATRICK
    They tasted like acorns


    SCOOTER
    Chief, we have a fishy situation over here.


    FOZZIE
    Hey, a starfish! Wanna help me in my act? So a clownfish goes to clown collage…


    KERMIT
    (yelling) Who are you and what are you doing in this theater!

    SPONGEBOB
    Well, I’m SpongeBob, and these are my friends Squidward and Patrick.


    SQUIDWARD

    A theater! What do you play, the plays written by the great people of Atlantis?


    SAM EAGLE

    That be more cultural than what they show on TV.


    STATLER
    (offscreen) They show this on TV?


    WALDORF
    (offscreen) Yeah, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it weren’t banned on most channels


    STATLER AND WALDORF
    (offscreen) D’oh ho ho ho ho


    KERMIT

    Err, ignore them.


    SQUIDWARD
    So, what is this like a tv show?


    (FOZZIE tells PATRICK a joke, inaudible over SQUIDWARDs comment)


    PATRICK
    Hahaha! That’s a funny joke!


    FOZZIE
    See, at least one person likes my jokes!


    SQUIDWARD
    Well, he IS an un-cultured moron. Heh heh.


    SPONGEBOB
    So, where are we? I don’t think this is Bikini Bottom.


    KERMIT
    Well, we’re on our second world tour. We’re right now in California.


    SCOOTER
    Kermit, I brought the rest of the guys here to meet them.


    SAM EAGLE
    Please tell them to come in, properly.


    SCOOTER
    (yelling) COME IN GUYS!


    (a whole bunch of MUPPETS run into the room, like a stampede.)


    SAM EAGLE
    Ugh, disgusting!


    (SAM EAGLE walks out of the area, offscreen)


    PATRICK
    Hey look! A talking pig! That’s hilarious!


    MISS PIGGY
    Kermie, WHAT IS THIS?!? A talking sponge and a sea star?


    KERMIT
    Piggy, they’re from under the sea.


    MISS PIGGY
    Hmmph. If you need me, I’ll be in my dressing room.


    KERMIT
    PIGGY, FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT IS NOT YOUR DRESSING ROOM! There is only one dressing room in this whole theater! We need to…


    (dressing room door slams)


    KERMIT
    Sorry about that. Running a show is stressful. Sheesh.


    (a ringing of a cell phone is heard)


    PATRICK
    What’s that ringy-thingy?


    SQUIDWARD
    That’s a cell phone, you twit! And it’s mine; it’s a phone call from Sandy.

    SANDY
    (unseen, heard from SQUIDWARDs cell phone) Guys, I’m coming up there. I have to check your water levels. Where are you?


    SQUIDWARD
    Uh, frog? What’s the address here?


    KERMIT
    It’s down Hollywood, it’s the building with the big hole in the ground.


    SANDY

    (unseen, heard from SQUIDWARDs cell phone) Sorry, Mister?


    KERMIT
    That’s Kermit, Kermit the Frog.


    SANDY
    Ok, Mr. Frog. I’m heading up there right now!


    (fade out for commercials)
     
  4. fozzieisfunny

    fozzieisfunny Well-Known Member

    This is a very enjoyable story!! MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  5. FunnyBear

    FunnyBear Well-Known Member

    Thanks. I can't really continue though because I don't know what to do next.
     
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  6. fozzieisfunny

    fozzieisfunny Well-Known Member

    Should I possibly help??
     


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