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Muppet Star Wars

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Scooterthegofer, Aug 22, 2009.

  1. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    This is my first fanfic. I love Star Wars almost as much as I love the Muppets. Therefore my first fanfic is a Muppet version of Star Wars. It will be written in chapters, which will be arranged into three parts: Episode IV: A New Hope, Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back, and Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. It will be in script form. I do not plan on doing the Prequel Trilogy. The cast will be as follows:

    Luke Skywalker: Kermit
    Han Solo: Fozzie
    Princess Leia: Miss Piggy
    Ben Kenobi: Rowlf
    Chewbacca: Sweetums
    Darth Vader: Gonzo
    Grand Moffs Tarkin & Tarkin ;) : Statler and Waldorf
    R2-D2: Robin
    C-3PO: Sam the Eagle
    Luke's Uncle and Aunt: Mildred Huxtetter and George the Janitor

    Any comments are welcome before I start.
  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    You are aware that Luke and Leia are siblings yes? So that pretty much throws out any romance ideas Piggy would come up with. Also, would the Mayhem end up as the Cantina Band?
  3. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    #1. Yes. I plan on having a bit of breakage of the fourth wall where Kermit and Piggy will argue over that (probably ending with Kermit being karate chopped.) #2. Yes. There will also be some other cameos in the cantina.
  4. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    Ok. Now i'm starting.

    Muppet Star Wars

    EPISODE IV-A New Hope

    Turmoil in the galaxy! The sinister Darth Vader and his henchmen Tarkin and Tarkin have virtually exterminated all Muppets in the galaxy, and plan to destroy more, just for the fun of it, with their new weapon, the DEATH TO MUPPETS STAR. However, a small band of some of the few remaining Muppets in the galaxy have banded together into the MUPPET ALLIANCE, headed by Princess Leia. This small group has stolen the plans for the secret weapon. However, Darth Vader has tracked the ship carrying the plans to the remote, sandy, and boring desert world of NEW MUPPETEMIA and has sent a Muppet Destroyer to, well, destroy it. Will they escape? Find out after this:

    (silly Muppet advertisement)

    Princess Leia's ship, looking a lot like the Swinetrek, comes into view, followed by a Gonzo-shaped vehicle. Scene then goes to interior of Leia's ship.

    Sam:
    This is the end! There will be no escape for the princess this time!
    Robin:
    I don't know. Maybe she will escape. She's done it before.
    Sam:
    You're supposed to speak in beeps and whistles.
    Robin:
    Okay then. Beep bop whissawhissawhiss bap rrrugh.
    Sam:
    Much better.
    Piggy:
    Come on, Mon Petite Artoo. I have something for you.
    Robin:
    Okay! Here I come!
    rushes up to Leia, who gives him a datacard.
    Robin:
    Do I... eat it?
    Piggy:
    No, no, no. you're supposed to store it in your Memory Bank and take it to Obi-Wan Kenobi.
    Robin:
    I never knew I had a Memory Bank! Where's my Memory Bank?
    Piggy:
    I don't know, just put it somewhere on you.
    Robin:
    Okay.
    Goes back to C-3PO
    Piggy:
    And, like Goldenrod told you, speak in beeps and whistles.
    Suddenly a door opens and in come Gonzo in a Vader-like suit and a band of chicken Stormtroopers.
    Gonzo:
    Aha! I have you at last, fair maiden!
    Piggy:
    You know, I really couldn't imagine Darth Vader saying medieval things like that.
    Gonzo:
    Oops-my bad. AAAnyway, we are here to CAPTURE YOU!
    Piggy:
    And how are you going to do that, hose-nose?
    Gonzo:
    Like this! Camilla, prepare the Antiseismothingamitron.
    Camilla:
    Bawk Bawk-Bawk-Bawk-Bawk-Bawkbawkbawk-Bawk?
    Gonzo:
    Yes, the Antiseismothingamitron.
    Camilla pills out a raygun of some sort and fiddles with it, then shoots it at Leia. Leia faints.
    Camilla:
    Bawk Bawk?
    Gonzo:
    Yes, she'll be just fine. now help me pull her out of this thing.​
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ha ha! This is awesome so far! I loved Sam and Robin. Very good stuff. Can't wait to see more! :D
  6. JEANYLASER

    JEANYLASER Member

    I can't wait to read more too!
  7. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    Thanks for all your'e nice comments. I WILL continue this, pretty soon.
  8. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    And now, with some time to spend, I continue.

    Chapter 2

    Setting: New Muppetemia. R2 and 3PO emerge from escape pod.
    Sam:
    I have a bad feeling about this.
    Robin:
    Why?
    Sam:
    Remember to speak in beeps and whistles. (Sees R2 leaving) Hey! Wait up! Where are you going?
    Robin:
    Beep bong burrp whissa errrrg.
    Sam:
    In English, please.
    Robin:
    I'm taking this datacard to Obi-Wan Kenobi.
    Sam:
    And who, might I ask, is Obi-Wan Kenobi?
    Robin:
    I don't know.
    Sam:
    Go on, find the person you know nothing but the name of. I'm leaving.
    Robin:
    Fine, good bye! (To camera) good riddance!
    A little later, we see 3PO, far away from R2, see a Jawa Sandcrawler.
    Sam:
    A transport! I'm saved!
    R2 rolls (walks?) through a canyon, with pigs in brown cloaks playing Jawas hiding behind rocks. one of them zaps him, causing him to fall down.
    Pigs:
    Eenka oink! Eenka oink! Wegotun! oinka enka unka!
    Scene changes to interior of the Sandcrawler. 3PO looks around.
    Sam:
    Artoo? Artoo? I know you're there. Come out!
    R2 comes out.
    Robin:
    Who? Oh, you. Grrr.
    Sam:
    Now look how much trouble your search for this Obi-Wan Kenobi has gotten us into. We shall be made to work in the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who-knows-what.
    Robin:
    The spice mines of Kessel?
    Sam:
    I don't know what they are either. It was in the script.​
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hahaha! I love the last line! Excellent. Keep it up. This is shaping up very well. :D
  10. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    Thanks again! I'm trying really hard to make this funny.
  11. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    You're doing very well! I'm impressed--especially because of your young age. Nice job. :D
  12. JEANYLASER

    JEANYLASER Member

    Awesome Job I can't wait to read more suspense!
  13. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    There doesn't seem to be much suspense to me, but then, I know exactly what happens in the films.;)
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Eh, it's Jeany. She uses the word "suspense" in every other post. You get used to it. :rolleyes:
  15. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer New Member

    ;)

    Aaanyway, let's get on with the story.

    Setting: Luke's house on New Muppetemia.

    George:
    Luke, get out here! We want you to go shopping.
    Kermit:
    Shopping? Oh, not shopping again. (looks at his uncle) Oh, all right. What is it this time?
    Mildred:
    We were thinking droids.
    Kermit:
    And where would I find droids?
    Luke's aunt and uncle murmur among themselves, and then decide:
    Mildred:
    Jawa's Droid Emporium.
    Kermit:
    Great. What kind do you need?
    Mildred:
    One of those little things that look like trascans, and then one of those gold-plated worrywarts.
    Kermit:
    You mean an Astromech droid and a Protocol droid?
    Mildred:
    Whatever.
    Kermit:
    Shall I take the landspeeder?
    Mildred:
    Sure.
    Luke takes the landspeeder to the Jawa Sandcrawler, then parks. Droids are lined up in front, including R2-D2 and C3PO.
    Sam:
    Oh, great. Some wierdo come to buy us.
    Robin:
    He doesn't look too wierd to me.
    Sam:
    They never do.
    Luke comes up to a Jawa/Pig salesperson.
    Kermit:
    How much is that pair? (Gestures to R2 and 3PO)
    Pig:
    Eenka uunka oinka 15 bucksa.
    Kermit:
    Oh great. I only have 14.
    Pig:
    Hey, i'll give you a discount if you'll tell me somethin'.
    Kermit:
    Oh, great! what?
    Pig:
    Who's your tailor, I love that outfit!
    Kermit tells the salesperson his tailor, and then pays.

    End of chapter! Next time, the plot starts to shape up!​
  16. muppets2

    muppets2 New Member

    awesome! who are the clones?:eek:is my suggstion
  17. JEANYLASER

    JEANYLASER Member

    Yeah where is the clones!
  18. muppets2

    muppets2 New Member

    who do u think should be the clones?:eek:
  19. JEANYLASER

    JEANYLASER Member

    Of course they need some clones in this story!
  20. muppets2

    muppets2 New Member

    beaker! or swedish chef

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