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Discussion in 'Games' started by Phillip, Dec 12, 2002.
I want ot defend KErmit, RIzzo and Pepe!
Chef, yer a little late on the Kermit and Rizzo...maybe for Pepe.
LONG LIVE PEE PEE!! Poor prawn...
Our next witness is Fozzie.
Did you or did you not hear Pepe, saying OK. One hundred times last night in his sleep?
Fozzie: I lost count sorry.
Sorry, but I don't sleep near Pepe. I have my own room. After all, I AM a classic character!!
GONZO. Calling GONZO
The defence has no questions for Mr F Bear because they are afraid he might start telling bad jokes.
*Gonzo steps into the witness box*
HEY!! They're not bad jokes. Just not very good jokes.
A teacher, a preacher, and a lawyer die and end up outside the pearly gates, in the conversation the question arises: "What do you hope they say at your funeral?"
The teacher says, "I hope they say I helped the future with the way I educated my pupils, and that they all have a hunger for more knowledge and love to learn."
The preacher says, "I hope they say that my example has led everyone to come to Christ and live good lives and be happy in the Lord so we can all be together just beyond those gates."
The laywer says, "I hope they say, 'Look! He's movin'!"
HAA! I love that joke. It isn't mine, but I like it!!
Pepe... he can be funny, but he is only out for himself... and he's not deserving of being in the main group as of yet, Rowlf and Scooter deserve to be back in the main group more.
LOL Foz - ok, the defence retracts it's previous statement and just hoped Mr Bear wouldn't moon the jury ! Is that better ? ;-)
*Calls guards to usher Mr Pezbalubah out of the public gallery - it's all lies ok ?*
*back to jury, looking at Atty. Luke*
Moon everyone? Wait, what's this on the floor?
*Bends over to pick up a quarter*
Look I'm rich and not wearing any pants! Although I have on a nifty bow tie!
Lookis Like I won my case. HA
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