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Muppet Survivor Round 5

Discussion in 'Games' started by Phillip, Dec 12, 2002.


Who would you vote off Muppet island? Post your reasons below.

Poll closed Dec 19, 2002.
  1. Animal

    2 vote(s)
  2. Gonzo

    0 vote(s)
  3. Junior Gorg

    5 vote(s)
  4. Oscar (with his trash can)

    4 vote(s)
  5. Pepe

    9 vote(s)
  6. Snuffy

    4 vote(s)
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  1. The Flying Sheep

    The Flying Sheep Well-Known Member

    I want ot defend KErmit, RIzzo and Pepe!
  2. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Chef, yer a little late on the Kermit and Rizzo...maybe for Pepe.

    LONG LIVE PEE PEE!! Poor prawn...
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Our next witness is Fozzie.

    Did you or did you not hear Pepe, saying OK. One hundred times last night in his sleep?

    Fozzie: I lost count sorry.
  4. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Sorry, but I don't sleep near Pepe. I have my own room. After all, I AM a classic character!!
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    GONZO. Calling GONZO
  6. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    The defence has no questions for Mr F Bear because they are afraid he might start telling bad jokes.

    *Gonzo steps into the witness box*
  7. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    HEY!! :( They're not bad jokes. Just not very good jokes.


    A teacher, a preacher, and a lawyer die and end up outside the pearly gates, in the conversation the question arises: "What do you hope they say at your funeral?"

    The teacher says, "I hope they say I helped the future with the way I educated my pupils, and that they all have a hunger for more knowledge and love to learn."

    The preacher says, "I hope they say that my example has led everyone to come to Christ and live good lives and be happy in the Lord so we can all be together just beyond those gates."

    The laywer says, "I hope they say, 'Look! He's movin'!"

    HAA! I love that joke. It isn't mine, but I like it!!
    Wocka Wocka!!
  8. pezbalubah

    pezbalubah Well-Known Member

    Pepe... he can be funny, but he is only out for himself... and he's not deserving of being in the main group as of yet, Rowlf and Scooter deserve to be back in the main group more.
  9. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    LOL Foz - ok, the defence retracts it's previous statement and just hoped Mr Bear wouldn't moon the jury ! Is that better ? ;-)

    *Calls guards to usher Mr Pezbalubah out of the public gallery - it's all lies ok ?* :D
  10. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    *back to jury, looking at Atty. Luke*

    Moon everyone? Wait, what's this on the floor?

    *Bends over to pick up a quarter*

    Look I'm rich and not wearing any pants! Although I have on a nifty bow tie!
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Lookis Like I won my case. HA

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