MUPPETS AND MOOPETS

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 1
"GET OUTTA MY WAY STUPID MUPPETS!"Poogy said pushing Kermit and the others aside.
"They are soooooooooooooooo rude!"Fozzie said.
"They sure are!"Kermit agreed.
"I hate Moopets!"Piggy said.
"It's not ok to hate!"Dominic reminded her.
"Kermie sweetie your son certainly is more like you!"Piggy said smiling down on Dominic. Anybody else who said that she wouldn't have found half-way-cute.
"Well there's no way to help it!"Gonzo said.
"Yeah we're just way too different!"Lani agreed.
"Moopets are scary,"Jen said.
"But all of us are the same!"Mokey , Dominic, and Jaz said together.
"JINK!"Dominic and Jaz yelled to each other at the same time. "DOUBLE JINK! TRIPLE! QUADRIPPLE!"
"That's enough!"Jen said. "Title please!"
Dominicboo1 Presents
MUPPETS AND MOOPETS!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Ohmygosh! This will be a scary story, but I can't wait.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 2
"GET UP HERE YOUS GUYS!"Poogy screamed for her family.
"ALL RIGHT USS GUYS IS COMING!"Jay Jaz's indentical cousin said smirking.
"YOU MAKING FUN HOW I TALK JAY?!"she asked.
"No Mother!"Jay said.
"GOOD I DON"T WANNA DO NO CLOBBERING!"Poogy said.
"Yeah right,"Foozie mumbled.
"Hey don't talk that way bout my woman bear!"Kermoot said.
"I"M OUTTA MILK! I CAN"T MAKE NO FLARKING PANCAKES WITHOUT FLARKING MILK! WHAT SMOO DRANK IT ALL?! I"LL KICK HIS GLICK!"Poogy said.
"Mother!"Jay said shocked at her language.
"What?"Poogy asked. "KERMOOT GO BUY ME SOME MORE AND I MEAN NOW!"
"Fine!"Kermoot said muttering as he got up.
"YOU!"Piggy said who was also shopping for her family's next meal."What are you doing?"
"Getting milk porker,"Kermoot said. "How about you?"
"I'm getting dessert it's Kermie's birthday you know."Piggy said.
"Yeah I really don't care dollface!"Kermoot said.
"Gotcha!"a voice said grabbing him. It was Doc Hopper.
"YOU DUMMY THAT"S KERMOOT LEADER OF THE MOOPETS!"Piggy said.
"You...well Kermit will come after you come on girly..."Doc Hopper said tying her up and laughing evilly.

 

[Twisted Tails]

AAAAAAAH Hopper! *hides under the rock* I knew it! It was scary and... poor Piggy. What else could happen?

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 3
The phone rang.
"I'll get it! Muppet residence!"Dominic said.
"Listen boy....I have your pig..."Doc Hopper said. "Now tell the froggy he has to come to me or I will butcher 'er"
"NOW LISTEN HERE YOU!"Dominic said.
"No you listen..."Doc said remaining dangerously calm. "I am going to be cooking up some meat....will it be frog or pork?"
"YOU FIEND!"Dominic said.
"Dominic what's wrong?"Kermit asked.
"THAT DOC HOPPER OOOH I WISH HE WAS DEAD!"Dominic said.
"DOMINIC!"Kermit said. "You're better than that son...."
"I know but he has PIGGY!"Dominic said.
"We need to save her!"Fozzie said.
"Really? Save her?!"Jaz asked sarcastically.
"Ok I guess that's a little obvious,"Fozzie admitted.
"KERMOOOOT!"Piggy yelled. "That creep thought it was you you green creep!"
"I know!"Kermit said.
"There's only one solution!"Dominic said.
"Colonel Mustard in the Library with a knife?"Fozzie asked.
"NO! We have to work together..."Kermit said. "Moopets and Muppets.."

 

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Ch. 4
"Welcome to your new home until the frog arrives,"Doc Hopper said. "And I have traps set for the other Muppets too....I'm shipping them off to my villain buddies....a son of Hermes said he wouldn't mind taking Dominic away and keeping him hostage...."
"I DON"T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME DON"T HURT MY KERMIE OR MY BABIES!"Piggy shouted.
"OR MY POOGY!"Kermoot added.
"Well......in case the frog doesn't deliver or decides to chicken out......he can call me, and you'll be the replacement,"Doc said. "So your Poogy might be in a tiny itsy bit of danger but I'd be much more worried about you...."
"YOU HORRIBLE MAN!"Piggy said.
"Why thank you!"Doc said. "Yes I am quite wicked thank you...."
"I thought I was nasty!"Kermoot said. "Then I met you!"
"FLATTERY!"Doc Hopper said. "Let me know if you need anything....I mean I wont' get it for you, but it's fun for me to realize how neglectful and evil I am see ya!"

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 5
"Ok Muppets!"Kermit said. "We have to save Piggy!"
"AND KERMOOT!"called out Jay."Please don't forget him Uncle Kermit." She scooted next to Dominic who smiled.
"Of course not!"Kermit said. "Now we'll have to sneak there together!"
"It won't be easy!"Fozzie said. "He won't make it easy!"
"I know but we have to!"Kermit said.
"What could happen?"asked Gonzo.
"He could put a price on our heads!"Jen said.
"Don't worry....."Dominic said.
"You are optimistic for somebody kidnapped several times for various reasons!"Jen said.
"Well you learn to live with it!"he said shrugging.
"Enough of that!"Lani said. "Let's go save Piggy!"
"See wanted poster!"Jen said pointing to it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"Fozzie said. "They just can't get my nose right!"
"Oh for the love of Pete come on!"Kermit said dragging the bear.
(Tangled Refrence somewhere. Whoever is the first to find it gets an honorary invisible hat that says I Got A Refrence To A Disney Movie In A FANFIC!)

 

[Misskermie]

FLYNN RIDER!

THEY CAN'T GET HIS NOSE RIGHT!!!



But LOL you personify everyone so awezome like.

 

[Dominicboo1]

Ch. 6
"WE"RE WANTED!"Dominic said gasping.
"Oh no...."Kermit said.
"Oh ****"Poogy said.
"MOTHER!"Jay yelled.
"Enough of the no's and naughty words and the mothers!"Dominic said. "We have to think of a plan!"
"Why start a brand new hobby now Dominic?"asked Fozzie.
"FOZZIE!"Dominic said sighing. "Jeez.........why didn't I do dramatic roles?"
"You love this job!"Fozzie said.
"Ok you win!"Dominic agreed. "Now let's get out of here before..."
"Hello there!"cried Rachel Bitterman holding a gun.

 

[Twisted Tails]

Oh no! This is terrible! That Bitterman has a weapon. *hides under the rock... again*