Muppets Big Brother

[HPDJ]

: Piggy! We've only just started. You have to go to the diary room and nominate a user for eviction. (PM HPDJ)

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

FOZZIE: yo toots you deserve nuthin' whats the last movie you were in ......... a biker chick , a fairy a TV MOVIE HAH HAH who do you think you are Da'Brat in that show on VH1

* Looks around at all the Muppets*

your a has been like the rest of us ,an't that right ma

 

[HPDJ]

: I'm going to the hot tub!

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

yo piggy i'd love to see you slide in to a two peace ok doolface

* heads out to the hottub*

 

[HPDJ]

: Fozzie, Piggy is my wife...unfortunately!

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

so........ green stuff she must not be happy

 

[HPDJ]

: Fozzie! What is wrong with you? Why are you playing up to the cameras! HMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Runs to diary room) Big Brother, I'm having some problems with Fozzie! I can't believe he's hitting on Piggy! I want him out!

You can nominate Fozzie for eviction

: I think I'll just do that!

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

Fozzie and piggy are making out in the spa........

well lil kermie is in the camara room spilling out his guts

 

[HPDJ]

: Piggy! Fozzie! I can't believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you! (Runs off to cry in bedroom)

 

[That Announcer]

Harrumph. That frog is acting awfully strange today. Perhaps it's that bear.

Hey! You there! Yes, you- you little shrimp, or whatever it is you are! Go talk to that frog!