Muppets on a Plane

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 1

The Muppets were at the airport.

"I am so excited", said Miss Piggy.

"I can't believe that we're going on a plane trip just to fly into the air", said Kermit.

"But this trip will be fun", said Miss Piggy.

"But we're not going anywhere, okay", said Pepe.

"That's okay", said Miss Piggy, "I'm excited about the thrill of flying".

"Well, I have given Beaker the new Muppet Labs flying nerve tonic", said Bunsen, "So Beaker will not have any fear from flying".

Beaker, however, started screaming whenever he got close to something.

"Too bad it doesn't stop him from beign scarred of close spaces", said Bunsen.

Animal was carrying his drum set.

"Like, why is Animal need his drums as a carry-on?", asked Janice.

"Becaus ehe doesn't have his own piano", said Floyd.

"Hmmm", thought Janice, "Good point, fer sure!"

The Muppets had gotten to the desk to get their tickets.

"There are 33 of us going on a flying trip", said Kermit.

"Okay", said the ticket seller, "I'll hand them over".

Everybody got their tickets, but then Crazy Harry was about to get his. The ticket seller then looked at a poster on the wall with his picture, saying "Do not sell tickets to this man".

"I'm sorry", said the ticket seller, "But you are baned from airplanes".

"Man, I can't stand how tight security is on this plane", said Crazy Harry, "I guess I'll just have to sit this trip out".

After Crazy Harry left, two snakes went to the ticket desk.

"Two tickets, please", said one of the snakes.

"Oh, I'm sorry", said the ticket seler, "But we aren't supposed to sell tickets to your kind."

"Oh, fudge!", said the other snake.

"Come on", said the first snake, "We'll go to colorado by bus!"

Eventually, all 32 remaining Muppets got on the plane.

"Well, I am comfy", said Miss Piggy.

"Me too", said Rowlf.

"I can just tell jokes while we're up there", said Fozzie.

"Si, but I'd be happy if you didn't, okay", said Pepe.

The stewardess came in.

"Please remained seated while we lift up into the air", said the stewardess, "And buckel up..."

Animal then jumped out of his seat, chasing after the stewardess.

"WO-MAN! WO-MAN!", shouted Animal.

Beaker then threw up.

"Oh, Beaker, the plane hasn't lifted off the ground yet", said Bunsen, "I thought that nerve tonic would calm you down while we fly".

"Like, how much nerv tonic did you give him?", asked Janice.

"Twenty-Three bottles worth", said Bunsen.

The plane then lifted off the ground.

"Well, here we go, up in the sky", said Scooter.

"Hear that, Camillia?", asked Gonzo, "I finally get to fly with you."

"Hey, I've got to use that for my act", said Fozzie.

 

[JEANYLASER]

i love it!

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 2

The plane went up into the air.

"Imagine", said Floyd, "We were able to get 500 feet into the air, even with the pig on board!"

"You're just lucky we're not sitting next to each other", said an angered Miss Piggy, who then calmed her mood a bit, "Because moi is next to her frog!"

Kermit scrunched his mouth.

"Are we high yet?", asked Zoot.

Rizzo stuck his head out the window.

"Wow, we're above the clouds!", said Rizzo.

"Si, and I am not above anything, okay", said Pepe.

The stewardess came by to take lunch orders. She first went up to Johnny Fiama and Sal.

"What would you like to have for lunch?", asked the stewardess.

"Oh, I'd like a bottle of wine and you", said Johnny, giggling.

The stewardess roled her eyes. She wasn't amused.

"I'll have anything just as long as it's not cooked by The Swedish Chef", said Sal.

"Our chef is from egypt", said the stewardess.

"Well, look, Beaker", said Bunsne, "The stewardess should be comming soon to take our orders".

"Meeeeeee... me.....", said a dillusional Beaker.

"Oh, no", said Bunsen, "He's dillusional".

Fozzie decided to tell some jokes.

"Two peanuts get onto a plane. One was assulted", said Fozzie, "Wocka wocka!"

Everybody just stared at Fozzie.

"Uh, Fozzie, I don't think that's a good joke to tell on an airplane", said Kermit.

"I sort of liked it", said Gonzo.

"What is everybody talking about?", asked Beauregard.

"I don't know", said Seymour, "I've been quiet so far."

"Ugh! I knew it!", shrugged Sam, "This trip is not dignified!"

 

[minor muppetz]

A few notes about this...

In my mind, the stewardess is a human, not a muppet. The ticket seller and the snakes, on the other hand, are mupets.

And in case you are wondering, here are the 32 Muppets who come along on the trip (previously 33 until Crazy Harry got banned):

1. Kermit the Frog
2. Miss Piggy
3. Fozzie Bear
4. Gonzo
5. Pepe
6. Scooter
7. Rizzo the Rat
8. Robin
9. Rowlf
10. Dr. Teeth
11. Floyd Pepper
12. Animal
13. Janice
14. Zoot
15. Lips
16. Clifford
17. Seymour
18. Bill the Bubble Guy
19. Sweetums
20. Mean Mama
21. one of two penguins
22. another one of two penguins
23. Johnny Fiama
24. Sal
25. Sam the Eagle
26. Link Hogthrob
27. Bobo the Bear
28. Beauregard
29. Camilla
30. Gloat
31. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
32. Beaker

Now, I might not have all of them speak, but at leas tthose characters are there.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 3

Beaker eventually started getting hyper, and was jumping up and down.

"Beaker! Come back over here!", shouted Bunsen.

"Mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Get back in your seat, sir", said the stewardess.

Beaker shook his head, and then opened the door and jumped out.

"Oh, no!", cried Kermit.

"Beaker jumped!", said Dr. Teeth.

"I'll save him!", said Sweetums, feeling heroic.

Sweetums ran out of the plane door, after Beaker, but then a thought crossed his mind: "Oh, yeah. I forgot. I can't fly! Aaaaaaahhh!"

"This plane is full of crazies, okay", said Pepe.

"CRAZIES!", shouted Animal.

"Well, uh, I think we should land the plane", said Kermit, "This ride is gettign out of hand."

"I don't know, Uncle Kermit", said Robin, "I'm having a great time!"

"And I've learned how to blow into paper bags", said Seymour.

"Hey, that was my line", said Beauregard.

"What was?", asked Seymour.

"Oh, no", said Beauregard, "We're reading each others lines!"

The stewardess closed the door.

"Well, now we have got to keep this door closed", said the stewardess.

"I couldn't agree more", said Sam.

"Hey, has anybody seen Gonzo?", asked Rizzo.

"Like, not since Beaker and Sweetums jumped out of the plane", said Janice.

"I agree", said Beauregard.

They all then hard some footsteps from above the plane. Gonzo was on top of the plane.

"And now, I shall do my greatest stunt ever... as soon as I can think of one...", said Gonzo.

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

YOU KILLED BEAKER! D: *SOB*

I laughed at the same time too. x3

 

[minor muppetz]

YOU KILLED BEAKER! D: *SOB*

I laughed at the same time too. x3

Relax. Beaker and Sweetums won't die. They'll just be very badly hurt.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 4

Gonzo was literally on the plane.

"And now, I will run back and fourth on this plane", said Gonzo, who proceeded to run back and fourth. The plane door opened, and some of the passengers stuck their heads out.

"Gonzo! Come back in here now!", said Kermit.

"In a minute", said Gonzo, "I'm practricing an act".

"I'll handle this", said the stewardess, who climbed onto the plane. She walked up to Gonzo, and picked him up by his nose.

"Arrrggh! You ruined my practice!", shouted Gonzo.

"Listen, Gonzo, we must all be inside the plane at all times", said the stewardess, sternly, "so if you don't get inside the plane... I won't show you my size 27 double D's".

"But... but I don't care if I see your 27 double D's", said Gonzo.

The stewardess droped Gonzo.

"If you don't, then who...?"

Pepe then showed up, on the plane.

"That was me, okay", said Pepe.

"Oh, I guess I got you two confused", said the stewardess, "it's so hard to tell you two apart. But if you don't get back into the plane, you won't see them."

"I'm going back inside, okay!", said Pepe.

Kermit and Bobo both then got onto the plane.

"Gonzo, will you please just go inside?", asked Kermit.

"But... What are you and Bobo doing up here?"

"I'm here to talk some sense into you", said Kermit.

"And I'm on the plane because Fozzie was too scarred to accompany Kermit", said Bobo.

"Oh, that makes sense", said Gonzo.

Inside the plane...

"Oh, no", said Scooter, "Gonzo is still up there".

"Up where?", asked Beauregard.

"Up yours!", said Sal.

"He asked me, not you", said Scooter.

"Man, that's one determined performer", said Clifford.

"Not even moi would do an act on top of an airplane", said Miss Piggy.

"This is apalling behavior for an airplane", said Sam, "More shocking than the fact that Snakes on a Plane is the in-flight movie".

"Well, if only somebody would talk some sense into Gonzo", said Rizzo.

Everybody turned their heads to Rizzo.

"What?", asked Rizzo.

"Bawk bawk bawk bawk", said Camilla, who then talked up to the plane.

"There goes one brave chicken", said Bunsen.

"Yes", said Fozzie, But it's not a fried chicken! Ahhh wocka wocka!"

"That does it", said Link, "I need a parachute".

"No, what you really need is a pair of shoes", said Fozzie.

 

[minor muppetz]

Chapter 5

Camila went up to the plane.

"Bawk bawk bawk", said Camila.

"What, Camilla?", asked Gonzo.

"Bawk bawk bawk", repeated Camila.

"But... But why?",a sked Gonzo.

"Bawk bawk bawk, bawk baw-bawk cluck cluck bawk, bawk cluck bawwwwwwwk", said Camilla.

"Oh, alright, you've convinced me", said Gonzo, "I'm just glad you didn't threaten to invite your parents over for dinner again.

Gonzo got back insid ethe plane.

"Gonzo!", shouted everybody.

"I am so glad you got back in the plane", said Fozzie.

"We were all so worried", said Rizzo.

"Never do that again", said Scooter.

"I don't know what everybody's being so over-dramatic about", said Miss Piggy, "It's just Gonzo".

"And your just Piggy", said Floyd.

And with that, Miss Piggy karate-choped Floyd.

Soon, the plane landed.

"Oh, wow, what a flight", said Rowlf.

"I like the mile high club, okay", said Pepe.

"I want to ride a plane again", said Robin.

"Okay, but next time let's only go on a plane if we're actually going somewhere", said Kermit.

"And next time, let's take first class instead", said Miss Piggy.

"My uncle who owns the airport was very generous about giving us a discount", said Scooter.

"Next time I'll need to give Beaker more nerv tonic", said Bunsen, "If I can find him. Maybe we should take a taxi to the hospital and see if he's there yet".

"I don't think we can all fit in a taxi together", said Sal.

"That's right, Sal", said Johnny Fiama, "We should take a limo".

"Actualy, that thing over ther elooks like a bus", said Seymour.

"That thing that looks like a bus actually is a bus", said Sam.

"If it is a bus then why does it look like one?", asked Seymour.

"I can't ride the bus", said Mean Mama, "A lot of scary people ride buses".

"A lot of poor people also ride buses", said Miss Piggy, "Yecchh!"

But the Muppets (except for Miss Piggy and Mean Mama) got on the bus anyway.

"Well, that was a fun trip", said Pepe, "And I got the sexy stewardesses number without getting her drunk first, oaky".

"Well, that must be a first", said Clifford.

"Oh, no!", said Janice, "We forgot to get our luggage!"

"I would like to know why we needed to bring luggage to the airport in the first place", said Kermit.

The bus then drove past where Beaker and Sweetums were. They were in wet cement on the ground, only the cement had dried up before they could get out. Beaker landed face-first and was realy struggling to get up. Sweetums laned on his back.

"Help! We've falen and we can't get up!", shouted Sweetums.

The End

 

[BeakerSqueedom]

XD AWWW! *Tries to pull the two from the mud* HAHAHA!

XD Minor..I love your stories. They crack me up. <3