My Muppet Christmas

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Well, it's been nearly 2 years since I've done a fanfic on here. Well, here's another one for the holiday season.

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It's been a rough year, my grandfather was in and out of the hospital since July on my mom's side and family issues on my dad's side of the family, but Christmas was here at last!
So, the Saturday before Christmas, me and my 2 older cousins went out shopping for gifts for everyone else in the family at Marley Station Mall. Problem: in the words of the 12 Pains of Christmas "No Parking Spaces." Literally, no parking spaces.
Anyway, back to this. We were shopping around in the Jewelry department at Macy's and all the sudden we hear this voice.
"Hi-Ho!" the voice said.
Then, I knew that voice seem familiar. Then, the voice got closer and closer. Once we could see him we knew it was THE Kermit The Frog in his cute little Santa outfit (without the beard of course). The 3 of us were stunned just like 3 kids getting a new puppy on Christmas day. It was mostly me who was stunned, though.
"Well, uh, Kermit? It's an honor to meet you!" I said.
"Well...."
"Matt."
"Well, Matt, it's an honor to meet you too. And who are these two?"
"These are my cousins Sara and Dani."
And so we went on chit-chatting for a while and then we wondered something.
"Hey Kermit." I said.
"Yes?"
"Where's Miss Piggy?"
"Why?"
"Well, she's usually the shopper. Right?"
"Right."
Then, she appeared.
"Somebody say moi?" Piggy said.
"Why, yes moi did."
Then, the unthinkable and unimaginable happened. She kissed me on the cheek!
That's when I blushed.
When we ended, I asked them something I thought I'd never ask.
"Well, dreams come true at Christmas. Don't they? Well, we're having family Christmas at my place this Christmas. Would you like to come?"
"The 3 of you are leaving. Right?" Piggy asked.
"Yes."
Piggy and Kermie thought about it for a sec.
"Are you sure you want to do this Kermie?" Piggy asked.
Kermit thought for a second.
"Sure. Why not?"
"Alright then we'll go. I'm sure his parents won't mind."
"True."
So, they told me yes and...
"Well I'll be!! This is the best Christmas I'll ever have!"
"And it's just beginning." Kermit said.
"Huh?"
"We're comin' with you."
I just stood blank. Stunned.
"You're kidding." I said.
"Nope."
And so the adventure begins.

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Well, Piggy handled that well. Next part shall be coming soon.
 
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