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My true love unleashed...

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Aug 15, 2005.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Yes. It is true, I have left Janice, and Jazmine from Aladdin, and Miss Piggy for a love another. Mildred darling (check avatar) you are my love.

    So, I host this special party in Mildred's honor. Often seen dancing with Geaorge in Season one of the Muppet Show, I have whicked her away, and she is now my love.

    Beau
  2. Gonzo14

    Gonzo14 Active Member

    I'd say you're weird, but who on this forum isn't weird
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ok, fine, if Beau has Mildred, I'll have my lovely Hilda the wardrobe lady.
  4. sugarbritchez

    sugarbritchez Active Member

    It doesn't take much to please you, does it Beau?
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Thanks...er...I think....

    *dances with Milred*

    Me: I do like a lady of class...
    Mildred: It is true...
    Me: But I'll settle for you, dear.
  6. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *Dancing with Hilda*

    Me: Oh Hilda, you have the most wonderful hem stitch.

    Hilda: Oh, Ryan, you are such a tease.

    Me: Yes, yes I am.
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *dancing with Mildred*

    Me: Do you ever regret your decision to leave George?
    Mildred: Oh, no.
    Me: Even though he danced with you ever night here?
    Mildred: Well, you dance just like him.
    Me: *scrunched face look*
  8. That Announcer

    That Announcer New Member

    Right, so I'll be taking Janice, then...

    Janice: Ow! Ow! Ow!
    Me: What is it, you have a headache, darling?
    Janice: No, you're on my big toe and I'm wearing sandals!
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *twirling on the dance floor*

    Mildred: You can get up now, dear.
  10. Vibs

    Vibs New Member

    Why congrats!!! You gotta invite me over to meet my new sister-in-law soon! In the meantime - I'll figure another way to steal Aladdin from Jasmine...

    ... Any ideas? I've run out...
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Mildred: Oh, Aladdin is such a hunk.
    Me: *cough*
    Mildred: Not compared to you of couse, I have eyes only for you, my dear.
    Me: And I have eyes I's only for U. *takes a letter I and hands it to a passing U creature*
  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Me: Oh Hilda, you dance like a professional.

    Hilda: Thank you Ryan, you dance like him. *Points to Animal who is dancing with Vibs*

    Animal: One two three dip!

    Me: Sheesh...
  13. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Mildred: Unlike some of the riff-raff here, i see you are well bred.
    Me: Right. I am.
    Mildred: I was talking to the bread...
    Bread: *waltzes past*
  14. Vic Romano

    Vic Romano Active Member

  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *faints*

    Vic! That's the nicest thing anyone did for me! (ish) Wow....I mean...

    Mildred: Atricious! Do you liek it?
    Me: I do.
    Mildred: I do.
    Me: What was that?
    Vicar: *waltzing past* What do you supose?
  16. Vibs

    Vibs New Member

    Me: *Sniff* ...

    Animal comes over: WOOOOOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!

    Me: *sniff* Oh hi... *sob* No I'm just a gal. Nice to *blows nose* meet you...

    Animal: ARRR U OKAY?

    Me: ... yes... I... *Sobness*.... I.... *wails* NOOOOO-OOOOHOHOHOOOOO!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA he left me Animal!!! Aladdin left me for that... that... that.... that Jasmine!!! Well, actually he never left me because... he never knew me... but... b-b-but still!!

    Animal: ...

    U!! WANNA!! DANCE?!! :halo:

    Me: ... *sob*... um... well... if you insist...

    *Animal and me start dancing*
  17. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hilda: Ryan, where did you get that shirt?

    Me: Oh, you like it?

    Hilda: No, I hate it!
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Mildred: DoI know that couple?
    Me: Animal and Vibs?
    Mildred: No, Hilda and Ryan.
    Me: Yes, I think we can safely say you know them.
    Mildred: Oh good, I am pleased.
    Me: *to camera* Huh?
  19. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Um...don't you mean Hilda?

    Hilda: I certanly hope so! *Gives me an evil look*
  20. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    *sniff* I'm the loneliest guy at the ball

    Miss Piggy: Ahem
    Me: Forget it, pig. You're not my type


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